/mls/ general - ONCE YOU CHOP YOU CAN'T STOP edition

-----Friday 5/6-----
NY Red Bulls @ Orlando City FC, 7pm EST
-----Saturday 5/7-----
Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Columbus Crew, 7:30
FC Dallas @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Sporting KC @ Houston Dynamo, 8:30
Real Salt Lake @ Colorado Rapids, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
-----Sunday 5/8-----
New England Revolution @ LA Galaxy, 3:30
DC United @ NYCFC, 7:30
-----NASL SCHEDULE-----
>nasl.com/schedule
-----USL SCHEDULE-----
>uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
-----NWSL SCHEDULE-----
>nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule

Other urls found in this thread:

allrecipes.com/recipe/16669/fried-chicken-tenders/
skygod.com/asstd/abc.html
youtube.com/watch?v=y5KPZp2t52U
amazon.com/T-fal-Filtration-3-5-Liter-Stainless-Immersion/dp/B00NQ7QFGM
youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU
latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-school-20160503-story.html
mlssoccer.com/copa-america/haiti/roster
jamaicafootballfederation.com/v1/?p=14144
youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15447349/top-25-unfulfilled-potential-reality-falls-spectacularly-short-expectations
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for SOUNDERS (suck it pdx)

I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.

The fuck is a PDX?
Is it so hard to write Portland? Why the X?

Is it so hard to write Major League Soccer? Why MLS?

Are you mentally retarded or just southern?

NEXT GAMES = WEDNESDAY

NASL:
Edmonton FC @ Jacksonville Armada

USL:
Tulsa Roughnecks @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC @ LA Galaxy 2
FC Cincinnati @ Orlando City B
Louisville City FC @ Toronto FC II

BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX BULLET-HOLES

Can USL+NASL games sustain the thread?

I guess we'll find out, I didn't even realize parts of Florida even had internet.

>lowest team in the league is a western one

So much for the """best"""ern conference

who are the /foxes/ of mls?

>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗

Garbage team that no one expected anything from?

Going to arbitrarily go with Orlando City SC.

What's in the package, /mls/?

>chinese names

knockoff kit from ali express gj

clothes
correct

YOU KNOW THIS LEAGUE HAS PROBLEMS
AND THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN SOLVE THEM

link to store

was gonna get a jersey there, but got cold feet. shit from ali take like 2 or 3 weeks to make it to me, didn't want to wait that long, but i would have gotten it already had i pulled the trigger.

From Vancouver

>Real football
It's not even real gridiron football

vandalize that shit please

hi mls

I would but I'm currently 2,873.6 miles away from it

Hallo!

hi

where were you when lestah became champions?

So... Philly? Feels bad senpai.

At the gym. They had the Spuds game on.

Letting Hazard score on you. Disgraceful.

What a faggot.

>acronyms
What is PDX an acronym for?

watching the game and making tendies in the kitchen.

>allrecipes.com/recipe/16669/fried-chicken-tenders/

it was based

Sounds like a code for an airport

>as airline service exploded in the 1930's, towns without weather station codes needed identification. Some bureaucrat had a brainstorm and the three-letter system was born, giving a seemingly endless 17,576 different combinations. To ease the transition, many existing airports placed an X after the weather station code. The Los Angeles tag became LAX in 1947, Portland became PDX, Phoenix became PHX and so on.

skygod.com/asstd/abc.html

did you celebrate in the gym?

also, i'm surprised they show football games in american gyms
(most) americans on Sup Forums keep claiming that nobody cares about the sport over there

looks tasty

what did you eat with that?
freedom fries?

to celebrate will you post feets?

>>Phoenix became PHX
why didn't it already hae the X?

Who talks about their city using an airport code?

The next letter is o

Because NWS codes were two letters, usually the first two.

Cities with weak identity, no obvious acronym, or cool airport codes. Also Portland's airport is itself a bit of a meme due to the carpet.

People whose cities have nothing but an airport.

yes but fries are hard to get right when you cut them yourself. I Need to watch youtube on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=y5KPZp2t52U

What are you using to make your tendies?

Any city outside the three largest.

Phoenix literally has PHX on their NBA uniforms.

>the second Lester won I get flooded with messages from the Galaxy telling me to go watch "premier league champions Leicester City at the StubHub Center"
Fuck off MLS Jews.

BRING IT BITCHES

ye
the store I bought from went down, look for one's with more orders and ratings. the stores get taken down frequently, so it's a crapshoot.

front

back

How much,is it authentic?

Nice, ordered a Rayo Vallecano rainbow kit from there a week ago

fake, cost me 17 dollars.
i love me some aliexpress, i don't want to pay 90 dollars for a glorified t-shirt. 20bux is reasonable

>is it authentic

KEK

The Colorado Rapids

They've been trash for a while, looked like extra trash during the offseason and now they're kicking ass.

Ehh, they're owned by kroenke. The comparison doesn't really hold up.

His apathy for the team should suffice

This.
>When will he die

stop comparing them, they are not even close to lester.

...

>He supports a team in a landlocked state

idk but new england is the spuds

T-fal FR8000 Oil Filtration Ultimate EZ Clean Easy to clean 3.5-Liter Fry Basket Stainless Steel Immersion Deep Fryer, 2.6-Pound, Silver
>amazon.com/T-fal-Filtration-3-5-Liter-Stainless-Immersion/dp/B00NQ7QFGM

and peanut oil

NEW THREAD ---> NEW THREAD ---> NEW THREAD --->

Does it count as landlocked if the Mississippi flows through it, allowing navigation to the Gulf of Mexico and the Great Lakes?

yes, niggas downstream can shut you down faggot.

What about niggas upstream? Do niggas generally have that level of coordination?

>Team going on 5 straight losses
>Captian is shit as a leader
>Coach is shit on a tactical level
>FO is shit at damage control
>So shit that the game vs RSL had to be live streamed because Root Sports dropped it at the last second
>Millions spent on a bench warmer that apparently can't start because he didnt "win the starting job" in the preseason according to Chris Canetti, putting Cubo in the dog house while the main house burns to the ground.
JUST

>Soon: late night vibes
youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU

Interesting quick read about the Galaxy's academy.
latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-school-20160503-story.html

YOUR TEAM = Shit
MY TEAM = The best

This is our year, dammit.

>/mls/ after dark

>to miss the playoffs

mlssoccer.com/copa-america/haiti/roster

Haiti have players from
Argentina (from a team called Atlético Uruguay), Belgium, Dominican Republic, France, India (and not from that money league), Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Vietnam, as well as players from all 3 US pro levels and Haiti of course

How do they keep track of such low level players from all those countries? Most aren't in first divisions

that's every year, fempai

GAEMS:
Tomorrow.

Nope.

Where Autistic Brah at? Hasn't posted once in the thread yet. I'm worried

man the start of each verse is the best part in 80's songs. the first one is usually the best but the way the chorus goes into all the verses after that is cool too. of course trill solos during the bridge are always a crowd fave. fine just listen to drake

>tfw mom dad and bro come talk in your room for 30 min because they have nothing else to do

>I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?

ON THE FLOOR IN TOKYO
OR IN LONDON TOWN TO GO, GO

It means he's a faggot

I'm more of a "REACHIN' OUT, FOR SOMETHING TO HOLD" kinda guy

jamaicafootballfederation.com/v1/?p=14144

Jamaica has 15 US-based players including 3 from the USL

>Soon: based Coca-Cola sponsor kits are one step closer edition
youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A


shawty gaww damn we love us come Coca-Cola senpai.

>Soon

espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15447349/top-25-unfulfilled-potential-reality-falls-spectacularly-short-expectations
>adu is only #8

>no mention of his peerless vacuum selling skills

>SOON

Dont let it die lads

Let it die

hope you die of heart disease

LET IT DYE

>Jacksonville

I really wish Florida could figure out what their third sports city is. JAX is maybe more appealing than Tampa, but it GOTS ta be more appealing than Orlando.

> 3 Timbers in the squad

Christ Portland. Y'all really love your lanky blacks.

no man should sport a beard longer than a 4 day stubble, something about beards on young men screams hipster faggot

>Belgium

First of all, any Belgian would like hipster as fuck in most of middle America, I'm sure, and second of all, what is passé in NY or LA might be hipster as fuck in Alabama or Idaho, so it's all relative.

My question is how these guys get scouted to play in Vietnam of all places.

Fuck off wafflenigger

don't tell me what to do mommy

even second or third-tier teams keep video of matches, even if it won't be on television

and it's not like Poland or Romania are some backwater shitholes without internet, the national team just says "hey, we'd like a copy of Saturday's game vs Whoever FC, we're thinking of adding Joseph Whatshisname to our national team roster"

And the team, if they're smart, would easily agree, since playing on the national level should make the player better and increase his potential transfer value

Also players like getting paid, since this isn't exactly NFL-level

>Shaven Sean Paul
I hope he's bald