Seriously, is there anything this woman can't do?

Seriously, is there anything this woman can't do?

This

suck dick

shave

shave her armpits

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whoah nice catch u must be baller at wheres waldo

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>being this mad I posted it earlier

write
sing
make good music

lmao

what's with all the fuckin armpit hair hate? like i realize all Sup Forums can get off to is traps that look like they're 12 but come the fuck on. i realize courtney barnett isn't very attractive but of all the lifestyle choices to fucking judge why that one lmao

go away repulsive feminist.

I also kinda like hairy armpits.

Hairy armpits are hot as fuck. Body hair in general is super hot! When women are hairy it really makes me feel like I'm with a woman not some smooth little girl.

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you're sick in the head
seek help

can she do a backflip?
cause I can do a backflip

>women need to groom themselves in a way that makes my penis feel nice
>even women I don't know
>tfw no gf REEEEEEEEE

if you turn away a 10/10 woman simply because she doesn't shave her pits/pussy I'm gonna think you're straight up gay nigga there's no question

either that or you're 14 and think all body hair is gross, in which case enjoy your ban

Prove it.
Upload a video of yourself doing a backflip with timestamp.
Hairy pussy is objectively the best type of pussy.
I prefer shaved pits, but I wouldn't not shag a fit bird if she didn't shave

The average Sup Forumstant has never talked to a feeeemale and their only reference point is porn on the internet.

>I'm insecure in my fetish so i'll use buzzwords to defend myself
please seek help

You know a fetish is an attraction to something that deviates from sexual norms, right? the majority of women have body hair, if anything you seem to be fetishising women who look like they're pre-pubescent. That is not what I'd call a healthy sexuality.

>insecure
If I was insecure I'd have a problem with admitting that I love my gf's wiry blond pussy hair. But I don't. hope you enjoy that image, you flaming homosexual

I don't fetishize women's armpits friend.

How is complaining about women on 4chin going for you?

Proof of neo feminism brainwashing ITT

>typing all this shit because I said seek help

t. numale

#imwithher

okay ian watkins

yeah you're right I spent a few hours writing those two sentences

also >typing all this shit because i typed all that shit
baka man get a life

t. a 16 year old redditor

>giving a shit either way about armpit hair
You're all a bunch of wooly woofters, you know that?

For me it can go either way. I have a thing for armpits, but I do prefer them shaved for physical interaction, but not aesthetic - aesthetically I think a little hair can be hot, but if they're hairy I'm not gonna want to touch them, whereas i they're shaved I might bury my face in them.
For vaginas, pubic hair really turns me on, physically and aesthetically. But practically it detracts - if I'm eating a girl out, I might be more turned on if she has a hairy pussy, but I'm going to do a much better job if she's shaved because it's easier and clearer to know what I'm doing.

>butthurt over your mental illness for hairy women

>I'm ugly and fat so I can only get ugly and fat girlfriends who don't take care of their hygiene properly
>I pretend like I actually like ugly unshaved women

>getting butthurt about my butthurt
wow you typed all that and selected an image lmao

>eating out a girl
>performing the ultimate sexual shittest and failing
>proving to your girl that you are below her and submissive and are willing to pleasure HER
wew laddy

Anytime someone starts shouting U MAD BRO it means they have nothing left to say.

Into the trash animefag.

>deliberately look for a picture of Courtney Barnett showing off her armpit hair
>post it
>everyone takes the bait

>he thinks armpit hair is a hygiene problem

So, do you shave your armpit hair or has it not grown in yet?

Who you calling a wooly woofter?

You ya ruddy great nancy

You just proved you're a foreveralone virgin.

Truth is, unless she has some kind of a gross infection or something, eating a girl out is really fun. And if you don't eat her out, if she has any self-respect she's probably not going to blow you, which is really the best part of sex.

>this mad

>And if you don't eat her out, if she has any self-respect she's probably not going to blow you, which is really the best part of sex.
You're a cuck who dates ugly "empowered" feminist girls
You're the man, you don't need to give her an emasculation cunnilingus because you're afraid she'll withhold sex from you
You're the archetype of the beta submissive nu-male
None of the girls you date are attracted to you, they just want your money

this is genuinely pitiful. Not only are you completely ignoring the hypothetical of an attractive woman who doesn't shave (the likelihood of which is completely plausible), but now you're making presumptions about me simply because I don't idealise women as 12 year-old girls like you do. grow up man, the world is bigger than your browser history

I don't have money. You're a foreveralone virgin, and you just keep proving it more and more. Back to pol/r9k with ye.

Oh noes. A submissive feminized man with a beard and thick-rimmed glasses has called me a virgin on the Internet!
You fit the stereotype better actually. I slay pussy, and I have enough self-respect to not accept ugly female features or to eat out girls in a cheap "equality" gesture to make sure your girlfriend knows that you "respect her" or someshit.

HEY THERE FUCKFACESUH

>I slay pussy
We can tell since you spend your weekends bragging about it on a japanese anime board.

I don't actually own thick rimmed glasses, but have fun slaying your hand, my foreveralone virgin friend.

You're very boring. This is your last (You).
>yes I am extremely angry.

That's because you have something called a "fetish' (definition: a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.)

To think someone can be this insecure.

>it's a Tumblr thread

>mfw someone uses the phrase 'I slay pussy' unironically on the internet

no one eats a girl out as a gesture of equality, its just a fun thing to do. getting them off gets me off. lets me know I'm talented in the sack and have a lot of variety to offer rather than just mindless thrusting

Spoken like a true patrician. y'all go far kid.

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls

Shaving isn't really a thing until the 90s though. So, armpit fetish is not really that abnormal. Also your girlfriend usually stops shaving after a while just so you know.

You can tell this child doesn't "slay" pussy because he thinks oral sex is a "equality" gesture (whatever that means lmao).
Even if this chucklefuck ever gets laid once in a blue moon no woman will ever be satisfied since he seems to think giving them pleasure is some sort of cuck feminazi beta nu male thing.

QUIT NICKING ME LINES YA FOOKIN' SHIRTLIFTER

Hairy pussy and armpits can be very sexy on a certain type of girl desu. Legs not so much.
It's a shame that the whole thing is mainly associated with toxic feminism these days.

He's perfectly normal, you're the one with the twisted unnatural fetish if you like shaved hairs. Sure, it's common, it's deeply ingrained in our culture, but that doesn't make you less of a pervert,

>a conservative defending shaved bodyhair fetish
Get your ideology straight.

underrated post

>Seriously, is there anything this woman can't do?
Have cromossomes XY

You obviously got all of your sex ed from Sup Forums. Don't make that mistake. Try to be normal when you'll get your chance to lose virginity.

Checkmate!

I have been ruined by western civilization and the patriarchy to expect women to smell good, have good hygiene, be free of unsightly body hair and to have a vagina that looks like a little girls.

Sorry. I'm a product of my enviroment.

>I'm a product of my enviroment.

wanna fuck shit up?

>be free of unsightly body hair
literally the only thing wrong with this post except for blaming the patriarchy