McDonalds Man McDonalds Man The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band Cus The French Fries Had A Plan The French Fries Had A Plan McDonalds Man McDonalds I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band To Overthrow The French Fries Plan I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man Smelling All Good And Shit I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man I Don’t Trust It I Can’t McDonalds Man McDonalds Man McDonalds Damn Them French Fries Look Good Tho I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes And He Only Be There Some Of The Time Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries Except For That One Special Guy That Smooth Apple Pie
This picture is the most cancerous fucking thing I've ever seen
Lucas Miller
literal autistic savant
Connor Turner
Alt-right poetry sounds like it'd read so cringey and neckbeard-esque.
Aaron Davis
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Charles Williams
>Bring back the KKK >Livin in a White USA >Shoot all the blacks spics and gays >God Emperor will make it all OK
Here ya go
Levi Stewart
>kendrick lamar and sylvia plath are slam poets >allen ginsburg is a 'popular music lyricist' >classical philosophy is relevant subject matter for poetry in the modern era
this is a meme post and even /lit/ knows it
Henry Parker
Savant implies he has a talent
Ryan Jones
>idea drawn from French psueds >implying /lit/ collectively doesn't want to suck Rimbaud's cock
Ryder Wilson
This is what happens when you tell niggers that they are our equals.
Lincoln Peterson
WOW. You truly did read poetry of canon to inspire such profound and masterful poetry.
Why is the right wing shit on the left side and the left wing shit on the right side.
This is fucking with my head.
Levi Martinez
WRITERS: West de Homem-Christo Bangalter Jones Young Rutberg Wasalu Muhammad Jaco Sakiya Sandifer Dean Watkins PRODUCERS: West Daft Punk Gesaffelstein BrodinskiDean Lupe Fiasco No I.D. Jack Donoghue Noah Goldstein
Bentley Hernandez
JUST for contrast: An actual poem written by Michael Ondaatje
Ode To A Sad Daughter
All night long the hockey pictures gaze down at you sleeping in your tracksuit. Belligerent goalies are your ideal. Threats of being traded cuts and wounds --all this pleases you. O my god! you say at breakfast reading the sports page over the Alpen as another player breaks his ankle or assaults the coach.
When I thought of daughters I wasn't expecting this but I like this more. I like all your faults even your purple moods when you retreat from everyone to sit in bed under a quilt. And when I say 'like' I mean of course 'love' but that embarrasses you. You who feel superior to black and white movies (coaxed for hours to see Casablanca) though you were moved by Creature from the Black Lagoon.
One day I'll come swimming beside your ship or someone will and if you hear the siren listen to it. For if you close your ears only nothing happens. You will never change.
I don't care if you risk your life to angry goalies creatures with webbed feet. You can enter their caves and castles their glass laboratories. Just don't be fooled by anyone but yourself.
This is the first lecture I've given you. You're 'sweet sixteen' you said. I'd rather be your closest friend than your father. I'm not good at advice you know that, but ride the ceremonies until they grow dark.
Sometimes you are so busy discovering your friends I ache with loss --but that is greed. And sometimes I've gone into my purple world and lost you.
...continued below...
Zachary White
...continued...
One afternoon I stepped into your room. You were sitting at the desk where I now write this. Forsythia outside the window and sun spilled over you like a thick yellow miracle as if another planet was coaxing you out of the house --all those possible worlds!-- and you, meanwhile, busy with mathematics.
I cannot look at forsythia now without loss, or joy for you. You step delicately into the wild world and your real prize will be the frantic search. Want everything. If you break break going out not in. How you live your life I don't care but I'll sell my arms for you, hold your secrets forever.
If I speak of death which you fear now, greatly, it is without answers. except that each one we know is in our blood. Don't recall graves. Memory is permanent. Remember the afternoon's yellow suburban annunciation. Your goalie in his frightening mask dreams perhaps of gentleness.
Michael Ondaatje
Jack Roberts
I eat a mango and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll Star fruit so simple and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll How could I feel so so when I'm feeling like a little honey can roll Tart but not total and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll
When I was young I thought fruit was an infinite thing I'd be sad to wake up and find all of my cherries are charred or they're rotted to ruin
It seems we all can't last Oh pink lady your days so distinguished are a movement so fluid So smooth against my palm Reminisce of the days when they all praised your sweet red delicious
When a farmer picks a good thing (when you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a kid he picks a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a chef she makes a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a mayor eats a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next)
Ripe and whole we can move outside us Ripe and whole we can move outside us
Take for me take for me pictures of valleys with lemons hung Dangling dangling they will be released every little piece does make a one Brown on the ground can you show me a way I can simplify Comfort me comfort me after the battles and sleepless nights
I'm just a rush Rush to blow upon the fire You're just a rush Rush to blow open my mind
Logan Morales
I eat a mango and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll Star fruit so simple and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll How could I feel so so when I'm feeling like a little honey can roll Tart but not total and I'm feeling like a little honey can roll
When I want fruit I can find it wherever I please What if I should wake up and find dudes on the street waiting in lines or scrounging for berries?
I'm losing things so fast One day maybe I'll have a cool kid with a granny but I don't have a pose for applesauce on clothes Reminisce of the days when my mom made it all seem delicious
When a farmer picks a good thing (when you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a kid he picks a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a chef she makes a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next) Then a mayor eats a good thing (When you think you don't know you don't know what comes next)
Ripe and whole we can move outside us Ripe and whole we can move outside us
Take for me take for me pictures of valleys with lemons hung Dangling dangling they will be released every little piece does make a one Brown on the ground can you show me a way I can simplify Comfort me comfort me after the battles and sleepless nights
I'm just a rush Rush to blow upon the fire You're just a rush Rush to blow open my mind
Why should I rush, rush to blow upon the fire Why do I rush, rush to blow upon the fire
One the eagle Two the Nobel Three the lizard Four the sole
Gavin Russell
My mate's English Professor in Cambridge has written a paper on Dylan's lyricism and poetry as being equal to Shakespeare's, so this is a load of shit
Colton Garcia
Which one? I often move in elite circles so I'd like to know which Cambridge professors are morons
Grayson Reed
My dick is hard They call me The bard
Oliver Gomez
The one who's also the leading expert in T.S. Eliot.
Dominic Lee
k
Joshua Richardson
The Eliot experts are at Oxford, nice try though
Nathan Barnes
not even trying anymore
Colton Reed
He was also the professor of poetry at Oxford until as recently as 2009, nice try though.
Nathaniel Howard
Actually, I have to fess up, I'm not the original user who wrote the Cambridge post. I thought he was talking about Christopher Ricks for some reason, who was indeed the Professor of Poetry at Oxford, is one of the leading experts on Eliot AND has written at least one book about Dylan's poetic abilities.
Actual poetry! Step right up and read something worthwhile - it just might touch you! Step right up!!
Joshua Smith
And now you're nowhere to be found when you've been btfo.
Jonathan Gomez
>Dylan's lyricism and poetry as being equal to Shakespeare's
oh lordy mfw
Adrian Lopez
enjoy your ban
Andrew Gomez
>you're not spending your life waiting for and immediately responding my replies, so you've been BTFO by my post that accidentally admits Ricks is no longer a professor at Cambridge and you were right all along huh. Well take your imaginary victory if it makes you feel better, I can see facts have no relevance here
That wasn't what I was arguing though, as I've already said, I wasn't the user who made the original post. You said you wanted to know the name of the critic/professor so you could ignore him as the shitty critic/professor he is and I provided proof as to otherwise.
And the link doesn't "accidentally" admit Ricks is no longer at Cambridge, I left as much about in my post without the link.
Carter Kelly
>>classical philosophy is relevant subject matter for poetry in the modern era
do you not read
Austin Miller
reroll
Jace Carter
;_;
Jaxon Butler
>the stale musings of antiquated farts are more relevant to modern-day civilisation than the centuries of knowledge and thought which was built upon their basic ideas
do you read? because last I checked, men are not featherless bipeds. Nor are they featherless bipeds with broad flat nails. I really hope you're not the type of delusional retard who thinks no intellectual progress has been made in the last two thousand years
Elijah Howard
This has to be bait. There's no way /lit/ is this retarded.
Tyler Davis
fugg off
Cameron Campbell
>all those triggered lefties
Carter Murphy
...
Isaac Garcia
>right-wing is on the left and left-wing is on the right fucking embryo-tier mistake
Christopher Nelson
This is what happens when he doesn't have a team of writers helping him.
All this tells me is that /lit/ thinks poetry died a long time ago instead of evolving. Idk. I don't know any art form that has ever behaved that way.
Gabriel Campbell
Poetry is still being written, but not by the retards on the right of that pic
Asher Bailey
m-muh secret poetry club is being invaded by those stupid LIB-TARDS! >:( better show them i mean business with this angry pepe I found
Jeremiah Jenkins
Just like classical and jazz are still being made, but on the whole there's a lot more relevant and exciting music being made now.
Elijah Diaz
As a former long-term /lit/ard, lit is retarded. If you know anything about poetry, it's clear that rap music isn't even poetry.
Nicholas Cruz
Not in genre music like rock, pop and hip-hop. All of the most interesting "art music" being made today would still be called "classical"
Dominic Parker
modern art music fucking sucks, honestly. the last good genre of classical was minimalism.
this shit we've got now--spectralism, sonorism, futurism, indeterminacy, whatever--it's barely even music, it's more like sound art, because it isn't being made with the intention of being enjoyed by listening, it's being made to test the boundaries of audio technology and sound in general.
Jace Price
That isn't even the shit we've got now, but what was being done decades ago. Try again.
Thomas Parker
this poem confirms it kanye west is the genious of our time
Levi Wright
then what the fuck is being done now?
Nathaniel Brooks
/lit/ loves Sylvia Plath
Joseph Perez
Lotsa stuff. It's always hard to put a name to "movements" that are going on currently, but there are plenty of great composers of recent generations.
Easton Sanchez
examples? not trying to be condescending, I'm genuinely curious. I want to hear post-2000s composers who don't sound like irritating noise, because that's almost exclusively what I've found so far.
Cameron Torres
As for minute joys: as I was saying: do you realize the illicit sensuous delight I get from picking my nose? I always have, ever since I was a child–there are so many subtle variations of sensation. A delicate, pointed-nailed fifth finger can catch under dry scabs and flakes of mucous in the nostril and draw them out to be looked at, crumbled between fingers, and flicked to the floor in minute crusts. Or a heavier, more determined forefinger can reach up and smear down-and-out the soft, resilient, elastic greenish-yellow smallish blobs of mucous, roll them round and jelly-like between thumb and forefinger, and spread them on the under surface of a desk or chair where they will harden into organic crusts. How many desks and chairs have I thus secretively befouled since childhood? Or sometimes there will be blood mingled with the mucous in dry brown scabs, or bright sudden wet red on the finger that scraped too rudely the nasal membranes. God, what a sexual satisfaction! It is absorbing to look with new sudden eyes on the old worn habits: to see a sudden luxurious and pestilential “snot green sea”, and shiver with the shock of recognition.
Xavier Morales
Wolfgang Rihm, John Luther Adams, Kaija Saariaho, Osvaldo Golijov, Thomas Ades
Evan Ortiz
thanks. where do you find out about this stuff?
Landon Perez
The classical music general here on Sup Forums.
Elijah Lee
I tried asking them about it once and got literally no replies.
Liam Garcia
Sorry I wasn't there to help.
Charles Scott
>nationalism true autism
Charles Campbell
Yeah, that's right! Refugees welcome, amiright?
Fuck off. Commie art gets a pass and they've killed way more than any nationalist.
Henry Young
Go suck a nigger's dick you little faggot. Get fucking raped in an alley.
legendary Ye continues to push the boundaries of art
Christian Harris
Just WOW! Really makes you think....
Parker Kelly
What else can you expect from a "non-reader of books"?
Robert Murphy
Do you know how to read?
Daniel Cook
What is wrong with being proud of your country's history holy shit you can't have to be a racist to love where you came from
Christian Rivera
Oh look, it's this thread again.
Julian Perry
this was ghost written by henry rollins
Jace Sanchez
The ending was just golden.
Asher Lewis
kim is the french fries, kanye is the one special guy at the end.
obviously. you guys are dumb.
Camden Green
Why is Kim evil? and what was her plan? and who are the Salad Bar and the Ketchup? and the Cheeseburger and the Shakes?
and who is the Diet Coke? and the McRib?
David Ross
>it's clear that rap music isn't even poetry. explain
Jordan Parker
Who's dis
Christopher Perry
An Israeli soldier.
Grayson Nelson
[Nas] Mmm... Fried chicken, fly vixen Give me heart disease but need you in my kitchen You a bird but you ain't a ki' Got wings but you can't fly away from me Driving in your bucket seats All the way from Kentucky to fuck with me Look what you done to me, was number one to me After you shower, you and your gold medal flour Then you rub your hot oil for about a half an hour You in your hot tub I'm looking at you salivatin' Dry you off I got your paper towel waitin' Lay you down cause you're red hot Louisiana style you make my head rot Then I flock to the bed then plop! When we done I need rest Don't know what part of you I love best Your legs or your breast Mrs. Fried Chicken, you gonna be a nigga death Created by southern black women to serve massa' guest You gonna be a nigga death Mrs. Fried Chicken you was my addiction Dripping with high cholest- Like Greeks with his falafel, Italian with his to-mato pasta What roti is to a rasta Trapping me; You and your friend mac' and cheese Candy yams, collard greens but you knocking me to my knees It's killing me when I'm inside Nothing I need more than a fish fry
Tyler Robinson
[Busta Rhymes] Shit, it taste good I can't lie It's like you're walking out the tanning salon When I pull you out the oven from baking I got you on my mind Rubbing that sun tan lotion all up over your body So amazing how you sparkle when I glaze you swine Hey, my pretty HamHock It's so feminine the way you submitted and how you gave me power To massaging me to shower you with lemon water Marinate you with seasoning and dipping you in chowder Baby it's like you at the spa the way you gently lay in the pan While enjoying your butter milk treatment I sit and watch the grease sizzle bubbling on your skin Despite the funny fragrance still I lick my finger frequent In any event, I'm reflecting on all the signs That I got saying that I shouldn't fuck with you But the way you that you would taste made you hard to resist When I put my mouth on you but that's another issue Butterflies up in my stomach, when I laid eyes on you Or was it infection manifesting Confused over the feeling, impatiently eating you Trichina worm chewing on the wall of my intestine I'm a eat you until there's nothing left Until my very last breath, you gonna be a nigga death Despite I prepare it the best specialize in cooking swine as a chef You gonna be a nigga death Who cares if the swine is mixed with rat, cat and dog combined Yes, I'm a eat the shit to death
Ain't that some shit I'm a eat some shit until what I'm eating kills me And I choose to do that, why? Cause that's just what niggas do
Leo Sanders
>Brown people
Haha
Gabriel Lee
holy fuck that is disgusting i really cant handle boogers i mean its written nicely but ew
Brandon Cooper
I bet you think postmodernism is more dangerous than liver cancer, human extinction, and the inner rings of hell combined.
Lincoln Butler
>He's a retard, but it's to be expected >And posting that photo
Jack Flores
>I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man >Smelling All Good And Shit >I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man So why are people in this thread acting like they don't realize this is obviously tongue in cheek and supposed to be funny Does this joke poem change his ability to compose pretty melodies, or produce innovative yet successful music that changes the pop music landscape? I mean the guy has some terrible moments, and his behavior is inconsistent to say the least but that kind of makes it all more fun Like in the ellen degeneres interview he's acting like a total drugged out spazz and in another he's calm and eloquent, and in an otherwise great song he'll drop this one completely abysmal line I don't know, I mean I rarely ever dislike anyone so I don't really get why anyone would genuinely hate an artist or actively spread and showcase their dislike for them apart from normal, unaggressive criticism of their music youtube.com/watch?v=fYwiR1kA7gI
