/balt/ + /ausnz/

shit edition

3D women are NOT important.

3D women are NOT important.

o shit exposed

Thank you to the Lithuanian who sent my phone, I got it ;)

Heyyy

YEYA YEYA WHATSUP YOUTIBR YOUTI E JOLLY OLLY HERE

IM HERE EITH A 9/11 MONECRAFY SPECIAL

THE WORLD AINT READY FOR US YET SO LETS MAKE CLINTON PAY

IM SKCK AND TIRED OF YOUR LIES OBAMA
AAAAAAAA A A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>tfw the fastest poster in the thread

Excellent

IS ANYONE FASTER THAN ME

3D women are NOT important.

Remove hat brown white brown flag country when?
I dont remember its name

*SPRINTS AROUND YOU IN CIRCLES*

STAY WOKE BROTHA

RT FOR SAD

WE /WOKE/

RT'd

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BUILD THAT WALL

RT FOR TRUMP LIKE FOR HILLARY

MY MOMMA TOLD ME NEVER STOP UNTIL I BUST A NUT

PAVERU HAKASE
CIA DESU

I AINT A KILLA BUT DONT PUSH ME
REVENG IS THE SWEETEST THING NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY

NODES BOOZE WEED AND BITCHES
HOPE MY SNAPCHAT AINT GOT NO SNITCHES

THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER

Mikoto?

TIE THE NOOSE
NO RECALL NO RESOLVE
FUCK WITHDRAWAL

RENAME IT TO /balt/ + /mikoto/

got offered $20 an hour to help my uncle harvest in the middle of fuciking nowhere. should i do it or not? i'll take pictures for y'all if i do, not happy about the sun exposure during summer though but haven't had a real job in years so

REAL WOKE MOFOS WOULD CALL IT /balt/ + /mikoto/

Greetings my Protestant, non Catholic, Friends.

do it man, it'll be healthy both physically and mentally to do some outside work, and the pay sounds good

DON'T BE A SLAVE BE A WOKE MOFO AND DON'T WORK

a smugs

SO FAST

ON SPEED DIAL

FASTEST GENES IN BALTICS, NO THE WHOLE WORLD

SPEED

>thread made my polack

shit thread not gonna post here

FAST

THAT POLAK IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER

NEED

FOR

SPEED

YOU

DEJA VU IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE BEAT

is this mikoto's way of begging for anal penetration or something

cocaine is a helluva drug

I can take a ferry over and go full Teuton on him if you know what I mean

yeah me too, i assume its much harder to shitpost when you're forced to suck a dick at the same

calm before the storm
or something else?

k I don't even feel like posting

same

i just wanna say ty

pedo*oto finally lost it

(You) too.

I were thinking more about brutal forced conversion but that works too.
See you in Riga.

Good posts with great potential

>not having every namefag and tripshit filtered
Lmaoing at your life mates

Finally back from a ban lads.

>getting banned
How new are you?

Not new at all, in fact this was something like my 12th ban.

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>pic
Lol at this beta cuck

>when you channel all your depression and negative thoughts onto balt and single handedly send the thread into oblivion

Is Lāčplēsis beer any good?

say something nice to me

You're a good person and we love you very much

Scatvia

is anyone still here

I'm hear

Lurking

>alarm goes off
>turn it off
>i have a dream that lasts for several hours
>wake up late
why do i only get dreams after i shut off my alarm now hmm

woo, i thought i was alone

hey friends

>mikoto leaves
>thread dies
he's essential

>makita spams thread to death.
>everyone leaves because of this.

No.

this

>he can't handle Mikoto power hours
figures, not everyone is ready for such posting practices

good night /balt/

wish you all the best

have a good sleep m8

anime

This literally happening to me this morning desu

Sweet dreams mate

*blows kisses from across the world*

What got you banned?

reminder that nicky and his family of bloodsucking royals deserved it

t. Latvian farmers

only important post in this itt

hello

>looking at photos of flying on an airline in the 1960s vs photos of flying on an airline today
do they think we're canned sardines now or what??

t. Fatboi who doesn't fit

>being short than 6'5
i bet you've a virgin haha lol

who told you :o

This one time I drove to a Mexican restaurant for lunch by myself. When I finished and went to leave my car wouldn't start. I checked the battery and it was flat so I called a technician to come out and install a new battery.
As I was waiting for the car technician to arrive the Mexican food turned on me, and I felt sick and needed to take a bad shit. I really didn't want to leave my car in case the technician arrived, (I was expecting him to be there any minute) so I held on for as long as I could.

After 40mins of waiting for this technician I was cramped up so bad that I couldnt even walk to find a toilet. So I hobbled into the backseat of my car to be comfy. As I was laying on the backseat in the fetal position I saw a big empty Gatorade bottle sitting on the floor. After a while I just couldn't hold it in any longer so I pulled down my pants and tried to shit in the Gatorade bottle. The shit was burning hot liquid and sprayed out my asshole. It came out like a firehose and sprayed my backseat and up my hand and arm.
Surprisingly, most of it actually went into the Gatorade bottle though!
I wiped myself clean with my underpants and left them in the dirty backseat with the Gatorade bottle. Then I went back outside my car to wait for the technician.

Cont.

Not too long later the technician arrived with the battery. I chat with him for a bit as he installs the new battery in my engine bay. After he's done he asks for my keys, so I absent mindedly hand them over to him. He walks around the front of my car and opens the drivers door and goes to turn over the keys in the ignition. I could see the look on his face that he was overcome with the stench of my mexicrap. I was redfaced and sweating badly.
The technician looks at me and goes "who shat themselves in your car mate?".
My autism creeps up on me and I answer him "meeeeeee" in a girly voice with a cheeky smile.

The technician gives me a look of disgust like I'm some mental case and starts my car then slams the car door shut. He walks past me and doesn't say another word, then comes back from his truck and silently hands me the bill. I hand over cash for the battery and he takes it from me with his arm outstretched pinched between his thumb and index finger. He drops the cash into his toolbox then hopped in his truck and drove off avoiding my gaze.

I can't buy Gatorade anymore due to the shame.

quite needed that laugh, thanks

le dead thread face

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