every fucking day 15 new threads about Russia

> every fucking day 15 new threads about Russia
> not a single desi thread for the past month
Let's go boys

Looks like I am the only Indian wake up right now.

Super Namaste time is incoming

Which 24/7 IT hotline do you work for?

Probably because Russia is and it will be more important to India.

Lol I dont work in call center

Namaste japan

Hey India :3

Hello finny

How are you?

What's to discuss? Girls, food, movies? Weather?

Where did all the indians go? Come back bros

Fine. Can't sleep and it's already 5 am here

Well we got 500 & 1000 Rupee currency banned and right now it's everywhere

Wat? You mean the 500 and 1000 rupee banknotes are not accepted anymore? Why?

>500 and 100 rupee banned
Why?

Also should I convert into Hinduism? Would I be accepted as a whity or would I be considered a meme?

Obligatory muslim sucking a banana pic suggesting which way the thread should go

>Also should I convert into Hinduism
Why did you thought that it would be a good idea?

Is there any good Bollywood movies or is it all just a meme?

To stop people hoarding illegal money. All the people who didn't pay taxes mostly stored it in form of 500 and 1000 Rupee notes (they are our highest denominations) so it was a bold move. Modi banned them overnight. If you want the money back you have to go to bank to get them exchanged. And all the hoarders would have to exchange the stockpile of cash they have and also pay taxes/penalties upto 200%.

Yes you are free to practice any religion you want I guess. Religion aren't a meme.
How long can you hum 'OM'?

I'd watch her shit in the street.

Just for the sake of it, Russkie. Also people would be asking funny questions.
There was the Lunchbox movie. It was actually quite good.
I haven't tried, but I guess 2 minutes?

It's mostly a meme

There are some actually great ones but I guess you heard them all : 3 idiots,Drishyam,Kahaani etc. I could recommend more if you want

That's one weird move.
>Just for the sake of it, Russkie. Also people would be asking funny questions.
Pekka, converting into certain religion is a responsibility.

Start doing it. It takes nothing and you could just do it before going to bed. Start doing it,really makes an impact.

Haven't heard of those actually.
I'll take a look.

The few Bollywood movies I've watched were pretty silly. Is there such a thing as a Indian noir or horror movies in Bollywood?

Lunchbox? I think I saw it once but I didn't finish it.
No pun intended kek

Yes. There are some pretty scary ones but I'd recommend Raaz (2002 I guess?) That shit really scared me as a child. But its funny to watch now. I'm not a fan of Indian scary movies and of horror movies myself. My last horror was the grudge and fuck all the jump scares in it. Not watching again.

Indians have made some western horror remakes. They're pretty silly though.

>Britbong posting softcore arab porn

Can't make this up Mohammed

Looks like you watch Bollywood movies. Do Russians closely follow Bollywood? How popular is Bollywood there?

Honestly, don't bother. Their standard is even lower than Hollywood summer flicks.
There are good independent movies out there, but it's a pain to find them.

Bhai bhai

Actually, I'm not. I just saw the reviews.
Bollywood is mostly watched by the older generations, who lived in the Union and remember indian movies in cinema.
There are some Bollywood fan communities on the net and tv channel which shows only indian movies.
As far as I've heard, people from Kazakhstan and neighboring countries like Bollywood too.

Cool, I'll definately check this out

Hmm, I guess that's just the nature of filmmaking in India. I really like learning how different countries handle different genres so I might still google a few.

That's why I'm asking you lads.

What is general consensus about indians there? I'm curious...

There, in Kazakhstan? Probably, friendly.

Haunted (2011) was good too.

I mean in Russia? Are we welcome?

>That is considered softcore in India

Hey Bangladeshi. You speak bangla? Kemon Acho?

I'm an illegal mexican, before im deported I'm going to claim to be Indian and be deported there so I don't end up beheaded in Tijuana.

Which state should I say I'm from?
Are there Catholic churches or homeless shelters in India?

Images of women with uncovered faces is not hardcore porn.

it's russia mate. they hate everyone whose skin is just a bit dark. so probably not.

That's not how it works bro. You'd have to verify identity.

No one cares about your skin if you're specialist

Yes, indians are welcomed.
By the way, it looks like I would have to learn bengali in the near future, since I want to study Naxalbari uprising and related movements. Got any tips?

I'll just say I don't have any ID and was brought here as a child. I've been practicing my shitty and a little racist Indian accent and head bobble.

>they hate everyone whose skin is just a bit dark
>germany

I work with bengalis. It's a bit hard but I learnt that quickly. I can understand bengali but can't quite speak it fluently forget about writing. I have no idea how hard it will be for you though? There must be some online tutorial.

Where are you from? How did you get yourself in this trouble? I want to know?

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> Where are you from?
Small city in Tamaulipas, Mexico
> How did you get yourself in this trouble?
My uncle was a news paper reporter who was saying bad things about cartels many years ago. He was kidnapped and they threatened our entire family so we fled up the US when I was like 3. Been living here illegally since then.

So how old are you now? You can live all these years without getting troubled in the US?

Considering how long it's been, the cartel guys have probably forgotten it by now.
As long as your dad keeps a low profile, you should be good.

I'm 19
Yes it's very easy to be an illegal in the US, or at least, it had been. I dunno if Trump will actually do anything

If he sends all illegal immigrants away from the country, the American state loses 20% of all GDP

It's not even about the initial threat anymore.
The cartels took over the house we used to live in so there's nowhere to go to. Plus unknown young males in Mexican cities have a high probability of getting murdered because they'll think your from a rival cartel.

PLS STOP MAKING SHITTY TV SERIES AND SPAMMING OUR TV, OKAY? :-DDD

Also, if you could take your gypos back, that will be fabulous

Otherwise, ur cool guys, i was in your embassy here last month

Mexico and Brazil are scary man.

Move to a city/ area that's not filled with gang members.
Surely you have enough savings to rent a place for a few months?

Stay safe bro. Good night.

udhar ye note ki kunfusion kaise chal raha he, bhaiyyo?

*bhenchodo
>correcting for Sup Forums parlance

Ami bhalo acchi.
Tumi kemon?

Do Indian men treat tgirls with respect? I want to wear a Sari.

>tgirls
If you look really feminine and can pass as a girl it'll be ok, otherwise you'll just be a foreign hijra.

I always wondered, did tgirls who pass for girls and even hijra ever risk getting sold into some underground niche sex trafficking ring?

>niche sex
AFAIK hijra prostitutes in Dhaka serve homosexuals.

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Friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.

> every fucking day 15 new threads about Russia
wut?

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Этo пpaвдa.

хyявдa eбaнa

derp face

ghajini is another,.... a killer with 15 min memory

tom dick and harry is another...blind deaf and mute save the day

heard this that the men maay be racist....But the women seem to love indian guys. Apperntly seen as good husbands thanx to bollywood. naughtynomad and rooshv for confirmation.

trans people arent welcomed in conservative nations unless its thailand

>tfw sick for the last week and want to go home

I miss hamburgers and spaghetti that doesn't suck.

Also, here's a picture of a monkey at a restaurant.

>tfw no big-eyed desi gf

India is your home now

Why are hijris allowed to live then?

I actually did live here for a year. Seventh time in India, too. I've traveled a fair amount outside of South Asia, but this is the first time I've really gotten homesick. Being able to take walk outside without sucking in dust and pollution would be wonderful.

>big-eyed desi gf's birthday
>call at 12:00:05 am

>"arey, yaar! Why you didn't call me at midnight EXACTLY? Don't you even love me, motherfucker? Vinod and Abhilasha called right at 12:00:00am, why you can't do the same?"

Somehow I appreciate Pakis more than I appreciate Indians

Do you have a fetish for brown girls in general?

*hang up on her*
*find another big-eyed desi gf*

>same thing keeps happening in an endless loop for the rest of your life

History.

Where are you from?

How can she Vinod and Abhilasha??

How's history taught in Rus schools?
Where do you start? What areas do you cover?
Are there any political biases in the history books?

Russian history is about wars and kicking invaders out, and wars again.

Why do I wish I was her when I am a straight biological male currently seeing a therapist for gender issues?

>What areas do you cover?
Russia + Europe + Ottoman Empire. The rest of the world is almost never mentioned.

Where does it start though?
Like here we start from Indus Valley Civilisation and move forward to Vedic Republics and so on.

Do you guys have qt ruski gfs?

Spaceships landed on Earth a bit later nuclear wars was unleashed between good guys and human eaters cannibals aliens (jews). Good guys won but lost technology, why good guys won because they are strong.

Who proliferated nuclear technology to the good guys?
Does the NSG know about this?