/cp/ - Culture Pals: Alone edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other Sup Forumserpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, take the piss out of clowns, look for the incognito german """"chick"""", fuck my shit up, prep your qt's bull

ACTUAL SITE FOR THIS FOR ALL Y'ALL NOOBS:
>interpals.net

>discord
>rofl

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH (embed)

mega with all the OP pics
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

>Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/fraurommel
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

/TheSlugPrincess

>less than 400 people online

JUST

I guess that's what happens when you neglect your site and take literally months to fix simple bugs

You mean 4000. It's Friday night. No one wants be seen on there at this time.

>site used to reach >13000 online
>maxes out at 5000 now
shit's dead as fuck

Why does pretty much every girl block messages from t*rks and no one else? My fucking sides

They don't understand the concept of courting or foreplay.

I don't either tbqh, but I fake it.
t. Mukhtar Raabi al-Oslo

Please teach the secrets of courting.

make a female account and see for yourself

Hmm, maybe I will make a female account.

Who's pics should I use?

...

Just no

find some qt on zuccbook and use a few of hers, just make sure that the profile shows up if you image search

Well it has to be some random that I don't know.

Suggest first names that I will search with on goybook

i don't know any chinese names desu

I made an acc

/emsab

Already a message from some italian within 1 minute of uploading a picture

lmao good job lad

PAJEET FUGG OF :--DDDD

How are the Indonesian babes treating you

sluttier than you'd expect desu

Bost noods

jesus christ some males are terrible at starting conversation

soz m8 i only use snapchat for nudes

/DrStingray

Look at his last picture

kek

I'm horny

Me too. asl?

69/f/Tuscaloosa

got you covered senpai
/garmo

/setuko

are you into this?

Is it kawaiizombie?

Bost Brofile.

Alright guys, I found her profile. She lives in the same city I do.

What should my first message be?

ask her what her favorite vegetable is

>one hit in months
>it's a MtF tranny

He's not that bad looking tho.

H-here I go!

Discretionary note: She's a redhead, and I have the ginger gene.

post her plox

that femmine dick is mine kiddo

*channels mana*

better luck next time. heh, there wont be a next time actually...

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes Masamune*

WEABOOOSSSS GET OUTTTT

REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
REEE

AAA

bost bls :-------D

*wipes blood off Masamune*

oh, you're still breathing? I could of sworn I'd given you a swift killing.

*involks ancient gods*

Enjoy your time in the abyss, while I suckle on some qt fem dick.

*archway to the abyss opens*
*sucks you in, then closes*

Based Canadabro.

*teleports behind you*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOST DA BROBILE BEABOO

*evades via backflip, 100ft into air*
*levitates, imbues Masamune with hyper-swiftness*

You made a grave mistake kid

*slashes towards you, causing the air passed through by the shockwave to ignite into flame*

*dodges swiftly using kaze technique*

This is your last chance you unfortunate soul

*prepares attack*

Stop. Pls.

heh, not bad

*summons dragon*

but I gota fly kid. mommie got tendies and milk for me

*burns down your home town enroute home*

bie pusi, gud fihgt dough

what else is she saying?

Anyone else's pal react to Trump's election?
>day of the election
>"it's night for us, but the American elections are soon!"
>Trump gets elected
>"I'm very sad what is happening for you."
>mfw

I'm speaking with a literal alien who escaped the Roswell quarantine, and the rest of you leafs are speaking in memes. Pls.

that's me :D

I predicted it a week ago so i've just been impressing girls with my prescience

I'm the other guy.

You're a qt.

you should read the thread before you make such assumptions :DD

u wot?

read the thread retard

Oh, lel. Nice work.

ROFL.

how did the benis not trigger something

M8 I've trolled the culturepals since 2014.

Plus, I'm no good at staying straight.

>talking to someone who has their favourite book listed as Mein Kampf

Is this some guy from here or is this real? Pls say now so I don't waste my time. I just want a qt nazi russian gf

The Latvian one?

all i'm getting is messages from fucking for lack of a better term, shitskins, somehow they have the confidence to talk to this supposed girl

Any white guy that has messaged me has been a total boring loser. The only person with funny shit was you, even though it would be cringy to a real girl

Nah, Russian.

Who's the Latvian one?

interpals.net/fraurommel

Nah, not her. Is she famous here or something?

No but i assumed it was a fake when i was talking to 'her'. Looks like the location has mysteriously changed too.

>even though it would be cringy to a real girl

Hilariously, it worked on Rachel.

That's how I feel Tbh. Have this inclination that the instance I voice that I feel similar to her, someone I know will be like "I KNEW IT!"

That or I'll say something personal and get grief from a Sup Forums person.

sorry I'm a newfig to /cp/ and wasn't there when this rachel I keep reading about was

Does /cp/ still talk about her? I haven't been here in a long time.

New trolling opportunity: I'll send Rachel a message/text constructed by /cp/.

Everyone send 2 rhyming couplets

"Rachel, oh Rachel
You only rhyme with cave tool
And even then it's tentative
Why are my nipples so sensitive"

We need to ban leaves from /cp/.

Based Portugal.

I got really confused at that guy trying to flirt with someone who told us it was a fake account less than 5 minutes before

>69/f/Tuscaloosa
Lmao
Jesus, she's still active

I'm talking to her too lol. Username starts with a V, right?

Thred ded as my dreams

sup faggots

>try qtcrawler to meet french girls
>only get views by other fuckin countries like russia and uk
fml

>NO PERVS/FLIRTING
>gets into sexting and nudes after a day

Every time
Oh these girls :^)

Sure is leafy in here.

when she says "i dont feel like it"
then an hour later you're fucking her

Still horny, my boner won't go away

send it to one of your qts

I don't have one atm

>I am innocent girl
>I want to see everything I am so horny

>I have never seen naked boy
>...

send dick pics to your mom

Post your qts

find your own, faggot

Which one of y'all is AbbyC77 haha

She is trying to hit on me

How do I get French gf with interpals?

msg french girls you fuckin retard

wow rude

I don't have interpals, is it worth getting? Fun or whatever?

french girls on IP are trash tier, all of them are koreaboo or weaboos. plus they can't handle banter

What about med grills?

I'll save you the time that they are all trash tier

>Maybe it better that we dont talk anymore!

very negative

>teaching English to Taiwanese woman
>she tells me about her experiences on language exchange sites and apps
>literally every day she tells me another story about guys trying to scam her
>last week she told me some American soldier in Syria wanted to send her money

Apparently, men are bigger scammers than women.