Memorable moments in history thread?

Memorable moments in history thread?

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heh

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Memorable in what way?

Just anything?

>kill 200 of your own men
>the Germans think we fought huge battle
>get our share of the cake

What's so bad about it, it was a good plan after all

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>9 Prisoners

Other nations would have not taken prisoners.
Shitpost about the Italians all you want, but after all they are decent people

just imagine. A bunch of people land on your beach and turn your whole world upsite down.

"Scandal Friend of Özal"

Media introduces president Özal's billionaire American friend. Now, It is a memorable moment in history.

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Let the decolonisation begin

Yes

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What did the Bulgarians expect to achieve declaring war on Greece, like they got massively butthurt over a relatively small piece of land compared to what they gained from the first war.

Some more Italian bashing

Our boys at the front were nice fellas, the officers, the generals and the politicians were scum.

But italians are nice.
And pasta
And pizza
And lasagna
And garlic

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

I agree, but warfare juste hasnt been their forte.

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>we wuz spartans and shieeeet

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no wonder you did win with the United Irishmen on your side

ahahahahahahahahahaha get fucked

OUI WOUZZZZ REVOLUTION N' SHIIITEUH PIERROT

True, the Potato Legion dealt unbelievable damage to the opposition, making significant contribution to the victory.

You only fought Russia, Austria and the Royalists, let's be honest.

shitaly

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>you
Then shitaly became part of France, and we started loosing battles.

Actually this battle is pretty funny if you think about it.
>Be some fatty noble that have enough money to become Hussar
>Crimean raids Southern Poland. Again.
>Get sended to fight them with 99 other nobels and 300 heavy infantry
>Fight and won with tatar vanguard
>Oh shit nigga, the real army is coming
>Go to village and make barricade out of everything you find
>After six hours bullets are out
>Get a briliant idea
>Use arrows that Tatars shoot at you as an ammunition
>Somehow it worked
>Tatars are so raped that they send they polish cousins to negotiations
>That didn't help
>Tatars flee
>You still have no idea what just happend.

I don't understand how Italy beat Austro-Hungary, and then this shit show

in WW1?

nevar 4get

They didnt, see pic related

yeah they grabbed clay when AU was falling apart.
Evem more embarrasing because AU had to fight the Russians and Serbs at the same time.

So Vittorio Veneto is not so impressive then.

The war was ending, the austrian morale was at an all time low, and it doesnt counter balance all the fuck ups during the rest of the war.

never forget

>Not posting the real article

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Lithuania a best!

REMOVED

First of a unending series of victories against Peru and Bolivia

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To be fair the Italians ended up crushing the ottomans in the Italian-Ottoman war and the ottomans had Ataturk leading them in that battle from your picture

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the king died so the army started to flee

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but it is still amazing that they had only 8 casualties

That's the power of panic and confusion.
Remember that when you're warleader.

How can you lose against France?

It's good to see our fellow primates try to copy our ways.

All Turks are warleaders due to the ancestral memory of being Mongols. They only need a trigger to activate the power within.

That user you're replying to might be posting on a forum for Chinese girl cartoons today but tomorrow he could be drinking blood from his enemy's skull

thats what im wondering

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bir_Hakeim

if you see that wiki page in other languages the casualties change. Idk why in the english one is so high

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If it wasn't for their absolutely arab-tier performance during WW2 France would be the one of the few countries with impeccable military history.

It's such a shame that all this heritage was flushed down the shitter because some cocksuckers were too busy munching on baguettes to intervene.

La république tombe

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>If it wasn't for their absolutely arab-tier performance during WW2 France would be the one of the few countries with impeccable military history.

Paris was occupied by foreign armies in 1814, 1815, 1871 and 1940. They went downhill long before WW2.

wat
post moar animal wars

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cádiz_expedition_(1625)

>When Cecil landed his forces, they realised that they had no food or drink with them. Cecil then made the foolish decision to allow the men to drink from the wine vats found in the local houses. A wave of drunkenness ensued, with few or none of Cecil's force remaining sober. Realizing what he had done, Cecil took the only course left open to him, and ordered that the men return to their ships and retreat.

>When the Spanish army arrived, they found over 1,000 English soldiers still drunk: although every man was armed, not a single shot was fired as the Spanish put them all to the sword.

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The French army went to shit after War of The Sixth Coalition. They wouldve been fucked if Britain didnt join WW1

Don't forget Mysore

I don't think this is a real thing

>13000 frozen
Nobody told them that the desert nights are cold?

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Italians are incompetent as fuck and spend all of WWII failing to defeat Australia in Africa.

that's clearly a kangaroo with a pipe not a rat

Spain strong!

We went to russia too without proper jackets
fugg :D

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nice

Rapiers against katanas.

Robot lives matter

Our army is a joke

All dem commies being executed.

Pathetic that we don't teach kids about this in our schools.

Some days ago I watch a Spanish comic about this in the comic store.

verkami.com/projects/12315-espadas-del-fin-del-mundo

E se non sbaglio i soldati in russia dovevano pagare per i mitra

Oh man those days were great.

Spain were the coolest guys.

>verkami.com/projects/12315-espadas-del-fin-del-mundo

Matt Easton said the Rapier is the ultimate duel sword. No shit the gooks lost with their shitty weapon.

>Matt Easton
who the fuck is that

Infatti sono morti in 20 milioni

The guy radiates germanism by everywhere

They used to be good at war.

Always piss me we're listed in the belligerents

we just sent those dumbass there and since they're cuck they lost

Not as good as you desu.

>They used to be good at war.
when?
Roman times, yes.

Shhh....We look more based that way.

you only won because mysore support

Rapiers were forbidden in Japan for a while because japs were not able to do shit against them.

>not knowing about Italian city-states

kek, the butthurt was real