Why does every language (especially English) sound like complete garbage compared to French?

Why does every language (especially English) sound like complete garbage compared to French?

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>he can't speak french!

lel

Ce fil requiert désormais le langage français pour communiquer.

you cant speak french too.

I piss on the french language and all who speak it

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God save the queen, dieu et mon droit ;)

filtered.

french sounds like some middle eastern language 2bqh

Starfoullah de la nique sa mère, Walah je vais te péter ta gueule.

hon hon c'est bouaux aux morrrr moi renault pegeout twingo honhonhon

French sounds like someone speaking euro portuguese with a baguette in their mouth.

j'ai kek

French is just English with stupid commas and gay pronunciations

more of these s'il vous plait

>France is too preoccupied with preserving their """pure""" language to prevent radicalisation

t. ladyboy

speaking french is so much fun. I'm an english speaker, but am learning french.

Italian is literally the best language ever

italian and french sound orgasmic in my opinion

Italian sounds clear and projected but has a good variation of phonemes unlike that peasant shit that Spanish is (only 5 vowels lol).
And it's not a total retarded mess like French, English and Portuguese. I can't get rid of the nasalization when I try to speak it tho.

British: snob
American: my farmer uncle
German: harsh and manly
French: gay
Italian: extraordinary gaily
Spanish: active, emotional
Finish: Japanese

french isn't a retarded mess. just sounds like it is to someone who doesn't speak it. that's what makes it a fun language to learn though. it sounds fucking amazing.

At least the ones trying to learn my language arent complete basement dweller.