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blade runner edition

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korean pop

do brits have cultural clubs?

second

IAMA 23yo virgin AMA

does anyone here think the 1996 National Firearms Agreement was a good thing?

also when did you become redpilled on gun control

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get bladeducated nerds

mosques? yeah loads

>do brits have cultur

let me stop you there

been asleep for a few days. did trump win?

fainted while playing tennis lads now my head really really hurts
last time i saw the doctor for my head he told me it was nothing special in the end but it really hurts from my right eye all the way through to the right part of my neck

fuck sake lads

some Korean girl I picked up and dropped a few times has gone and got herself a boyfriend I think. good mind to fucking punch her for ignoring me.

why do kslags always wear plaid?

probs just mild concussion. all you can do is rest.

If dubs it's brain cancer.

yeah they did karma chameleon lad

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continuing the blade-ucation

when are elliot done what he had to do

>skating kinked rails
boardcucks will NEVER know this feel

it started hurting really bad during the effort and then I just forgot what happened
tennis friend said i stopped moving for a while then just fell

>tfw cute dick but no one gets to see it
just want the world to share my gift

cara 2bh lads

toplel

what's your number lets exchange cute dicks

>i'm not cut

>tfw 5'9
at least i hab average willy h-haha

just found another name for blading lads

>aggressive inline
howling

Mate that really does not sound good, see a doctor, get an MRI

duno. could be a million things 2bh. if you're doctor wasn't worried then just forget about it.

not bent but would let a lad suck my willy

this 2bh

>he fell for the height is a significant factor of attractiveness gimmick

howling at your existence

battle plan: tactical sharting

these are both shit
why can't you do anything cool on rollerblades

Wondering what having a job and a gf would be like lads

t. Bing Wu, 5'6 marketing student living in sydney

>wake up after 11 hours' sleep
>check my phone
>good morning message from the gf saying how much she enjoyed last night and we should meet up for lunch tomorrow
>get changed into my jimjams
>put the heating on
>make an aeropress coffee
>eat two slices of buttered toast
>put an album on (dummy by portishead on vinyl)
>put feet up
>play some dark souls 3

don't think I've ever been this comfy lads

i'm 5'7 and white and from melb

close though

>tfw if i ever want to have sex i'll have to get cut

>i'm 5'7

I have a job. It's pretty shit.

I think if I had a cute gf who loved me unconditionally it would perhaps be worth it though.

why

i just need 2 cups stuffed
lot of ice

>balding at 24

>tfw parents made the decision for me

>5'7
phew haha thought 5'9 was bad

>play some dark souls 3

you'd best be on pc, i'd heem the ever loving shit out of you, you complete and utter runt

>dummy by portishead
good lad
drop the vinyl meme though you absolute tryhard spaz

Just out of the blue or were you next level exhausted?

I'm unironically 6'4 and genuinely feel bad for """men""" shorter than me

midgets always round up or invent a few inches on too

5'7 on an internet profile = 5'4

don't understand how people aren't at least 6' just like grow up lol

all memes aside i literally don't notice or care and neither does anyone else

business plan: shill for blading til everyone gets bored and blocks me from the /brit/ general

severe phimosis

if you say so mate

girl who just served me coffee and croissants is a dead ringer for rosie i swear

I'm 5'6 but only ironically

it was normal effort, I wasn't heavily breathing or something, far from being exhausted

What is it with Sup Forums and fiction?
Why would anyone risk getting arrested and deported just to vote?

What did you eat/ how was your sleep that night? Remember fainting as a teen because I woke up at 12 and didn't eat anything till 2 and stood up too quickly.

Why does everyone on Sup Forums have phimosis?

I'll feel bad for you when I headbutt you in the bollocks.

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yeah well i do say so you dumb pommy cunt. Can't you fucking read?

Same but with a small willy instead

>pretty much everything in my life rn

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not true i'm 5'8.5 but just say 5'8 to avoid the ridicule of including the half

sen her come star

this morning i ate a banana and orange juice like every morning
slept 7 hours or so but don't feel tired

*holds you by the head with my long arm so you can't even reach me with your blows*

sanctuary city = a city where illegals are granted amnesty so they won't be deported and then given driver's licenses so they can vote. NYC, LA, Seattle, Denver, Miami, Chicago, Philly, Boston are the largest sanctuary cities but there are hundreds all over the country.

sanctuary cities are why trump lost the popular vote

>no prem matches because of this stupid international shite which no one gives a toss about because the quality is absolutely dire

International football is a meme and it must go.

who else here /ski/?

clearly the patrician choice of sports along with blading, squash and javelin

because having it makes you weird enough to end up here

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Bruv, that seems weird but I'm no doctor so what do I know.

>Why would anyone risk getting arrested and deported just to vote?

It's insanely easy to vote here all you need to do is put your address and birthday down on a voter registration form and you get mailed a letter telling you your polling place

When I voted the only question I was asked before getting my ballot was "what's your zip code?"

There's no keeping track of who votes so it's impossible to detect fraud

Work has introduced a new search policy whereby all employees have to effectively strip in front of a manager and empty the contents of their bags to make sure they are not in possession of any drugs and/or cash while on shift. LOVE the fact that not only do I work a runt-tier job, I'm now being treated like a criminal while I work.

ah yes the classic "soundcloud link so long it doesn't embed properly"

end yourself you hat wearing spongoloid with chronic phimosis

are you meant to drink water while you drink alcohol?

No offence but I would immediately notice if I met you.

>tire

foy

*snowboards past you with my squad*

to protect the future of the species we need to stop men under 6'2 from breeding

although to be fair they're doing quite a good job at that themselves

no offence but i would never meet you

lanky runt

It's a sign of dominance, which is what women are primarily attracted to
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hopefully trump can pass voter ID laws

fucking mong

>getting paid to strip off for your boss
not bad lad stop complaining

*hurls a javelin at you*

*flails his fists towards your bollocks anyway*

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the noble sports are fencing, horse riding and archery.
also skiing is very cool got my golden star

not if you wanna just loose

you're supposed to drink 800 glasses of water a day so yes

Sales environment? Salespeople are always smashing coke

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>i'm 5'7

*catches it on my GoPro and considers reporting it to the police but deletes it to get more grind clips*