How does one acquire a Spanish girlfriend?

How does one acquire a Spanish girlfriend?

Ligando

spanish girls are for spanish and portuguese guys only, fuck off

ayo little swarthy boi, we be stealing ur wimminz now

>have a BIG BLACK COCK
>literally just walk out in public and watch them flock to you

don't impose your filthy anglo fetishes on spanish people.

why dont you want a polish gf?

Never tried it myself. I only drink water and tea.

they are whores

I want to have a spanish girlfriend and make cute iberian babies

They acquire you.

For us too!

Serious question though, do they like tall white athletic guys? It seems that they always go for feminine manlets and that that pisses me off as i find them so fucking hot, deffinitely prefer them over blonde bitches that we have here.

if you are poor they dont love you, believe me.... spanish are gold diggers and eastern europeans = romanians

Such beauty doesn't deserve to suffer in the desertic heat of Spain, we have plenty of space for her in our fresh atlantic beaches.

if you are a guiri you have to have money and charisma

Gib :(

>portuwarm

a fucking mountain
get the fuck out of here, no princesss wants to love there.

Apart from based Laura

no :(

Yeah, nothern Spain is very green and mountanious.

depending of the zone, the meseta have green parts, the problem is that the central system of mountains retains the wind and therefore the clouds and make many dry zones, for that reason there are many contrast betwen green and dry places in the middle of the peninsula...
imagine andalucia that is under the meseta...

i hope that the reforestation make this country more green

Talk Finnish to them.

>go afrikkka
>go mudhut
>see nigger lady
>paint spanish flag on her cheek
>grab her by pussy and take her home

Be intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>Be intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
nice try Aurelia

It´s easy: you only had to be a foreigner, spanish girls are so whores that only fuck with foreigners

What do Spaniards think about Germans?

Can confirm, been to Barcelona

pic related is not spanish.

t. knower

Being lucky. Otherwise, it's not worthy to have a Spanish gf.


>They always go for feminine manlets

Hahahah they will always order a 9/10 guy even if they are 4/10 orks


>Implying Spanish girls are not whores too

Rich + exotic + foreigner = easy for you unless you are an autist, but I've never seen a German with a Spanish

>exotic
You wot

nigger in spain you are exotic

Spanish girls want my dick 2bh lads

Different looks since blonde people are not common here