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Really makes you think edition

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Beans on toast

shia spittin bars

KILL
HIS
UNCLE
lads

fuck off i just posted and want (you)s

Best city in the country

great post

imagine that bugzy BUGZY of all people got buried by fucking chip

boggles the mind, Bugzy didn't try hard enough

I like Chip's music though, he doesn't pretend to be a badman

all me

having some clean water

recommmend me some albums

based ukip rooting out degeneracy

Me.

British cities are so shit lmao

that's not sheffield

LABOUR A FREAK

me exhausted (sooo tired) after a quick blade sesh

desu i wish i gave up cancer sticks sooner but argh fugg it.

Morning tea

it's time, lads

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

>Br*ts

unironically a good watch

youtube.com/watch?v=pNIH-k5s8Lo

just landed this ama

>degeneracy

*dips my bollocks in your microwaved water*

VERY good lad.


>Having your parents fuck you over like that

>Tfw dad literally doubled his salary and we're now leaving out shit house for a detached 250k house and he's got tens of thousands locked up in bonds for me and my siblings when he dies

based

...

Didn't know there was all that stuff on selfridges roof

want to go up there

Will Trump ban nu-males?

that looks appalling
embarrassed at british towns aside from oxford, edinburgh, bath, york

No, but he'll make their continued existence a difficult one

Memes aside, lads who live in London, how often do you get into the countryside?

I don't mean, you walked into a park with some grass, I mean, you actually get to walk into the countryside where it's quiet.

Not memeing, just curious

cara

post good songs
youtube.com/watch?v=NY4ZQcZSGA4

that redbrick building in between new street and bullring needs converting into apartments
would be a cool building

morning

WITHIN HIS FIRST 100 DAYS

bought a scratch and sniff lottery card

got cherry cherry mule. was a bit peeved 2bh.

having beans on crumpets

wiley - treadin on thin ice

>there are people that think their meme medieval viking shithole towns can compete with the architectural wonder of Brum

things are getting worse everday

>flooded

fitting

BOY BETTER KNOW

>someone signed off on this
>an architect was paid to design this
>someone thought this was well worth £530m

What British towns would you lads bulldoze and start again with if you could?

>Dewsbury
>Doncaster
>Rochdale
>Glasgow
>Birmingham
>Blackpool

>parents bought a semi detached in the mid 90s for 60k
>didn't even pay the mortgage off until 2012
>now worth approx 400k
>they can't understand why i'm reluctant to take out a 140k mortgage for a one bed flat by myself

Lib dems are disgusting

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banter

DROP TO THE FLOOR DO A HUNDRED PRESSUPS

fuck u

r u a meth head or does everyone there just listen to that kunt

Howling, your parents aren't that detached from reality are they?

My parents did the same (Got a 40k mortgage on a house in the 90s, now worth over 200k) but they sympathise with me.

Can honestly seeing myself living at home into my 30s so I can afford a mortgage.

Birmingham is so Paki even the buildings wear burkas

The fact that they don't fit perfectly together triggers me to no end

reminder Cheltenham is objectively the nicest town in the UK

although it's currently filled with loads of cunts pretending to be posh for the races

You'd think British town planners would come up with designs that attempt to look good in the 90% grey weather we have. Everything looks so depressing

anywhere north or east of bristol desu

countryside walks are for gays

rather go down the king's arms for a few with the lads and onto batter some gooners

what did he mean by this

a rather excessive 4 wanks today

they only need to tessellate with themselves
they don't get shipped to shops together

there are pubs in other places you know
they just don't only serve morretti for 5.50 a pint

yeah, it is. Why don't you go get a life you fucking cretin?

>meme medieval viking shithole towns
Rude.

>dazzling shine


aye they're almost as bent as you are

feels nice

never

Fucking Domino's back home increased both the cost of pizza and the minimum spend

Babylon business

had to wash my hair with shower gel
feels weird

if given the opportunity would you lads completely relocate to america

*vapes*

that looks shit compared to brums Christmas markets

DON'T LEAVE ME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIcheers mateEIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

DON'T LEAVE ME ta mate DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Libdems makes my wallet ache

>yankland
nah

canada or nz definitely
australia maybe

Green Party:
Bollock busting

shirley temple

one of my favourite cities

quite comfy

Berlin still has the best christmas market I've ever been to

kek

This. People are just jealous that their ancestors didn't move to America and others did

>tfw dad's a multimillionaire but I'm one of six kids

*runs my fingers through my gorgeous hair as your girlfriend slides off her seat and into a puddle of her own minge broth*
You were saying?

i wasnt pointing out the market, but instead the architecture.
Also dont bully, Tallinn is pretty neat.

really want to visit the Baltics desu

>British """"""Cities"""""
Just rotting old towns that got given a grant to build a big shopping center in the middle of it

Also..
>Christmas market
>No snow

>Shitterton

lmao

the gf

sheffield absolutely btfo

to be fair they could have chosen an actual average yank city, even tiny ones still have skyscrapers

post lewd rosys

>skyscrapers

no thanks. seeing nothing but concrete all day would be shite

*kicks down your front door and begins assaulting you*

r u addicted to methamphetamines bro only ppl that listen to that music here are

Glasgow's a lot nicer than the rest of them tbqh

...

probably not permanent but I can do a few years out there all expense paid with work, might try do it

>Lib Dems

JUST

>manhattan is an average american city

ah yes

i lived in austin texas for a few years and thought it was absolute wank, prefer it here desu

america is so different

well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945.

Herbal Essences is shit now desu