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Flawless edition

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korean pop

preferably rosie

Korean shit

it would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle

>boy better know tshirt exclusive to aus/nz
>set shipping at £900 to the UK
>someone actually pays it
ahh yes, the grime jews

Me

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DIVERSITY IS HUMANITY'S FATE

god damn

>20" chest

WHAT??

all of northern ireland financially cucked by the danes

the gf

crikey

thanks for sharing x

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lying in bed, havent had breakfast yet, bloody starving hahaha

Multiculturalism is a universal truth

Who is this?

Eating one of these.

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thought about how shit my life is the other day lmao, was howling for hours

Shit, lads, girl I had a thing for in school just turned up on PoF. Should I message her? She's still a qt. No kids, in to arthouse cinema and weird music. Just got to hope in the ten years since I last saw her she has forgotten me because I was a bit weird (as you might expect since I post on Sup Forums).

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
ahhh yes

They call me bubbles baby, cause I'm like champagne.
Refreshingly smooth in the tastiest way.

>tfw a miner claims he's a med student

>no feet

picture will NOT be saved

Thinking back to the day when my mum made me a bacon sandwich with cheese spread on it instead of butter.

what did she do x

Bet its not even close to as bad as mine

*PERFORMS THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW

like it here desu nice and comfy might just starve to death hahaha

>3D
>Flawless

anyone want a cuddle? not bent mind haha

he's here

watching

waiting

>poorthern direland

back to your /balt/ hovel

is it... the unpaid one?

Ah Beth

I would, but its infested with ausnz.

just jizzed in my pants

like a paedo outside the school gates sat in his ford transit that has puppies in the back

>Getting depressed about lack of jobs post uni
>Dad tells me he's got 40k in shares and savings if not more, half a million in a pension and will leave our 300k house split between my siblings with the condition that all three of us have to agree to sell it before it can be sold so if one of us needs it to live in we always have it.

BASED
A
S
E
D


*Goes back to shitposting instead of job hunting*

>want to grow a thick manly beard
>can only grow a think strawy beard

why is life such pain?

IN THE SHADOOOOOWWWSSSS FOR MY TIIIIIIMMMEEE

I'VE BEEN SEARCHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

I'VE BEEN LIVIIIIINNNNGGGGG
FOR TOMORROOOOWWWSSS

AAAAAAALLLLL MYYYY LIIIFFFFEEEEEE

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convert to islam, rorke

What do they use to measure this?

bit worried lads

i am a nonce hahaha

BLACKPOOL MENTIONED

I can grow a great beard but some of my hair is turning grey so it looks really weird. Not sure if I should embrace it or not.

th gf

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my sole purpose in life is getting (You)s on a chink paedo cartoons message board. doesn't get any worse lad

phenomenal post

ah yes, the product of a multicultural society

i am bent too hahaha

>go to york
>its shit
I thought York was supposed to be nice

ah kevth

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How much do you lads have saved?

I literally have 6k saved and that's fucking it.

oi whoever's on tesco mobile stop posting dicks

anyone want to go out for a drink in bucks

Zero

Just shy of £60k.

Not bad, I'd say.

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if the electoral college elected hillary in december would rorke protest more or less than rasheed right now?

>tesco mobile

1.5 k

been working for over a year

I'm fucked

has the potential to be one of the greatest posts of today

£24k

had a daydream about her again lads

less

liberals can protest, everyone else have jobs

runt had a daydream about me again lads

I think I'm being taxed at a third of my income
Is it that right?

the product of inbred rorkes

How old are you? Did you inherit any?

the gf

ye

roughly

steph? please respond to my text

about 8k

ah yes

I haven't been in /brit/ for approximately 8 months now lads.

What have I missed?

nothing

fuck all mate

my posts

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>you will never be desi and have you parents arrange a qt marriage for you

might save this for future shenanigans

fuck sake


trump as emperor of the galaxy when

60k here.

27. No inheritance. Not one for spending a lot (although I'd have shitloads if it weren't for me buying so many films and albums). My parents don't mind me staying at home so that helps. I'm still looking for a place to live, but there's nothing in a reasonable distance from work and I refuse to rent.

I'm prone to occasional bouts of opulence and buy a £700 jacket or something, but that's once a year if that.

My job pays reasonably well considering I have no formal qualifications past A-Levels.

Need more of this girl

i am a bent nonce hahaha

the fucking state of it

Average leave voter

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She looks a bit like Teske.

youtube.com/watch?v=l3rSkFBZSxU

oops meant this

Some clubs there (was Urban Beach I was in) don't charge entry at the door and instead give you a card thing. You can't pay for any of your drinks by cash - you have to use the card. So you have no idea how much you've spent until you go to leave and they swipe the card as you leave.

need a gf who doesn't take herself too serious

What?

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