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John Paul II edition

Déan Eireann Mhór Arís

Good edition.

based saint Karol

Well if it dies, it dies and nobody should force it, but there's absolutely no point in letting it die when there's still a couple dozen posters.

>download (12)
You downloaded that picture 12 times?

Accidentally bought a flute for 50 pence even though the tune that I can play is fuck the pope and the IRA lads.

John Paul II was real af

>last thread had 53 posters
Even if half are foreigners, that's still a good chunk of buachaillí.

Your mother's quite fond of playing with people's flutes for 50 cent too

That doesn't seem to make grammatical sense.

>tfw no average irish gf

>he doesn't have 12 pictures of John Paul II
Protestants OUT
Bought a tin whistle for €2 even though i can't play and just use it to bate the head of orange cunts

What was your favourite moment of pure bliss in your life?

Wednesday morning was pretty great

People who put tin whistles in a sock and bate the head off loyalists are more Irish than those who do not.

Didn't Ali Agca go on to express regret for his actions and reformed somewhat?

Wednesday morning of this week.

Objectively true

Came inside a Protestant girl who's da is in the UVF
Can't wait till he catches his grandson with roasary beads in his nightstand

Accidentally got bate over the head by a 2 quid tin whistle lads.

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>Didn't Ali Agca go on to express regret for his actions and reformed somewhat?

A bit, afaik. He's also kind of nuts and said some weird shit about the world ending.

Saving your culture now. You're Irish and Scot and you're one of us. Even if you hate it and you do obviously. Poor disenfranchised lad.

To have a sock big enough to fit a tin whistle, you'd have to be a woman.

Travelling on a bus from Kraków to Berlin during the night listening to deep house and drinking wodka.

Or play sports you fucking melt

What's the craic like between Hun girls and Taig blokes?

It's a good thing we've one of them among us living in France ready to supply us with all the socks we need.

Better edition than I was going to make desu.

"Mór" isn't exact enough, sadly.

There isn't really a way to say "great" or "good" in a way that describes innate qualities. "Ar fheabhas" and even "go maith" imply that the "wellness" or "goodness" are qualities that are in the execution of the thing, even if what's being "executed" is simply being.

>He's also kind of nuts and said some weird shit about the world ending.
Maybe he was trying to save the Pope?

Fair point.

>It's a good thing we've one of them among us living in France ready to supply us with all the socks we need.
But Sershfrog admitted that they were male after Trump was elected.

Good edition and good lads
May peace and delicious kremówki be upon thee

>Even if you hate it and you do obviously
Nah, not really. Just taking the piss a bit pham.

Stabbed her with a sharpened tin whistle outside an underage disco in Belfast once.

people in this general who are confirmed girls:

>sershlad
>iceland poster

>But Sershfrog admitted that they were male after Trump was elected.
That doesn't mean they don't like to wear women's socks, faggot.

Is this the first time frogweeb has posted without also posting a cartoon girl?

>hun girls and taig blokes
Protestants are ratty looking fuckers and don't have the famous Irish charm
We're just far better craic

>she looks foreign.. Prod?
>aye prod
>fair enough

Based Poland as per uush
Also
>blokes
West brit

I apologise - I guess I'm just too much of a bigot for alternative lifestyles to cross my mind.

using the english language at all makes you a west brit tbqh

And everyone is afraid to talk politics in case they might offend her.

Is there any Gaeltachts up in the north? Donegal accent is probably the least attractive of the Ulster accents so I'd rather somewhere else if possible.

>guy
Yank
>lad
S*xon
>pal
(((Canadian)))
What other options are we left with though?

Bhaint

Bhoy or mucker
Small one in Belfast, otherwise no
>donegal accent
Basically just a cheap version of the Derry accent tbqh

Joined the gym. Put €1 on McGregor to win and €4 on Ireland to beat Austria 2-0 (18/1).

If I win, I'll buy everyone a pint since I can no longer drink. I'll have to juice like an old biddy.

>Lad
>saxon
You're joking

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>since I can no longer drink.
I weep for you lad

New Gf said I have a nice arse, what does it mean lads.

Sure I wasn't too fond of it anyway, aside from the nice whiskey or rum on occasion.

uniLAD
britLAD
absoluteLAD

she wants you to bottom for her ex while she watches

>I'll buy everyone a pint since I can no longer drink
Why? Liver?

It means that you fell for the girlfriend meme and now you will never be free.

You're getting pegged m8.

Are there lots of young swedes in Ireland? Companies always try to recruit us for their Ireland-based customer service.

You're getting yer hole son. Good man.

>she wants you to bottom for her ex while she watches
hot

Lad is actually derived from nordic
She likes your bum?
Was told i have a gaelic arse once, no idea what that means
Some in Dublin, never met on anywhere else

Never actually met a Swede - neither in Ireland nor France. Not entirely convinced that you people exist at all.

There's a fair few blacks if that's what you mean

I met a Swede in Belfast, the poofiest cunt I've ever seen no joke.

Don't think so. I know there was one Swede who moved here a couple months ago, last I remember was that he was looking for an apartment and haven't seen him since.

Aside from that I think I've seen Scandis in Dublin about twice, once on the bus a group of them were talking, and once they were walking around the city coming out of a hotel.

Nah just wasted all my money one night drinking fucking (((Jack Slattery's))) shite and ended up outing myself as a rampant nationalist and that I spent the summer taking down notes on chemical compounds used in explosives :(

Thinking of relocating?

>black man as gaelige means devil
Must be that "wisdom of the ancients" Indiana Jones keeps slabbering about

Dia diaobh a chairde idirnáisiúnta inniu. Goidé mar atá sibh? Aon craic agaibh?

IBM is or was in Belfast. I knew a Swede there. I hated the place, he loved it. Only when I visited his home did I realise why.
God help you lads

>>black man as gaelige means devil
But it's "blue people"

Labhairt an eagrán, a bhuachaill.

>hearing RTÉ say "President-Elect Trump"
Will it ever get old lads?

Went shopping today, lads.

The one thing I'll give a compliment to the Scandis on is the fact that they can make a good tv show.

>Borgen
>Bedrag
>Okkupert
>Mammon
>Lillehammer

Did you get any shreddies?

But what does it MEAN lads, is she gonna eat me out. I'm not really into that.

>shreddies
>not weetos

She's going to fuck you in the arsehole mate. It's pretty fucking clear.

>Was told i have a gaelic arse once, no idea what that means
That it's non-existent.

No, you fucking piteog, she wants to watch her ex boyfriend's cock stretch your shitehole.

Eagrán? Cén fáth?

enjoy those diabetes

>Northern Ireland is better than somewhere else in the Western world
Jesus Christ, what sort of shithole in Sweden did this guy come from?

Nah, they don't have them over here from what I can tell. Just weird own-brand shite - y'know, the type of cereal that makes the milk taste weird?

>he doesn't eat shreddies
Bet you like it up the arse too you poof.

>that it's non-existent
Makes sense desu

Those who eat honey flavoured shreddies are more patrician than those who do not.

>what sort of shithole in Sweden did this guy come from?
Malmo or Gothenburg I'd assume.

First of all, Northern Ireland is objectively the best country in the world.
Second, get your mammy to send you some over.

Not that I've noticed.

I did, however, notice that there were a good few jobs looking for fluent Swedish-speakers.
Almost made me consider learning it.

I too am interested what they mean by this.

It's obvious why men like well-built hindquarters on women, but what the hell does that mean for a man?

With all this "yaoi" shite I wouldn't be surprised if she's a freak desu.

>First of all, Northern Ireland is objectively the best country in the world.

>Northern Ireland
No such thing
>Northern Ireland
No such thing

>Jesus Christ, what sort of shithole in Sweden did this guy come from?
Everyone is white here. Some European cunts have not known that feel ever.
Apparently it's hope for some and cosy.

>country
>an area of land that is controlled by its own government
heh don't think so kid

>Almost made me consider learning it.
The language is fairly easy (if it's anything like Norwegian), you can get by with only having to learn about 5 simple tenses and the sentence structure is like English.

None of this "I am, you are" changes either. It's the equivalent of "I am, you am, s/he am"

>Northern Ireland
>No such thing
Sure there is - you're living in it.

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great post

you mean the north of Ireland?

She's saying that you have a feminine penis in a very roundabout way.

>Malmo or Gothenburg I'd assume.
Are they really as bad as Sup Forums says they are?

Extraordinary post

There are only about 8 - 9 million of us. Yet a swede always manages to be at the scene of somethings newsworthy whether it's a shooting in the US or a particularily bad storm in some practically unknown country in asia.

>Only when I visited his home did I realise why.
You guys got more brownies per capita than we do. Did the guy live in some segregated suburb or what?

>Malmo or Gothenburg I'd assume.
Malmö isn't as bad as you'd think. Gothenburg's fine aswell (better than Malmö), it's just the suburbs that are shit (and they're still better than pretty much anything else you'd call a "ghetto").The media has twisted your idea of what Sweden is like by bombarding you with nothing but negative news because we're an easy target. You think your papers would write articles about what happens here if it wasn't easily sensationalised?

>Are they really as bad as Sup Forums says they are?
>what Sup Forums says
What do you think?

No, the 6 counties under British control in the North East specifically. Otherwise known as Northern Ireland.

Y'know, home of the Nordies like yourself and the source of your Union Jack on Sup Forums.

Well, if some lad feels safer in fucking b e l f a s t than his home in Sweden, I think it's pretty safe to make a guess.

Although, would an EU immigrant see the same hostility in parts of Belfast that a Catholic/Protestant would if they went into the wrong area?

Should i have a wank lads?

quads demand

The North of Ireland would include Donegal at the very least.

>Northern Ireland
Sorry lad, doesn't ring a bell
Excellent
Dubs decide what i pull me bar to

why are the 6 counties in the north east being highlighted?

Masturbating is not healthy

>What do you think?
Sup Forums was right about Trump, so I don't know what to think now.

>Sorry lad, doesn't ring a bell
It's okay - I know your education system is shite, so I'll leave you off.