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Pint glass at house parties edition

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excellent OP

thats just an average pint glass down the pub as well

>reece is a LITERAL machine operator

latex gf T bh

done fuck all today

Who is this, some girl who'd reject you if you had the courage to talk to her?

Doubt it lad, he's probably in marketing or some other desk jockey position

leaving for tonight
farewell

le donald trump has promised:
>to cut taxes
>to increase govt spending
>to reduce the national debt

jesus christ how can anyone be that thick

See ya.

Anybody know what the point of the curve at the top is for?

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that's the old shit one
these are a lot better

I wonder how much money I spend in costa

back from the footy lads

nackered

hold it easier

I approve of this gimmick

going out clubbing tonight lads. Any advice on the pull. gf2016 is looking unlikely but I reckon I can get contactwithafemale2016

dealing with the inevitability of my existence

can confirm he doesn't he works on the track
think you get like £15-£20 an hour though

howling

Abandon hope

I have never pulled in a nightclub and never will.

9/11 was some PRIME banter

Im not really upset with anyone desu. Im definitely sad I lost my brother, we weren't that close but it sucks

Most of the people that had people close to them die in that aren't really mad at any group, they are just sad that it happened

As usual the yanks couldn't handle it

Embarrassing desu

I was hoping that wasn't the answer. That's mental. I prefer one with solid sides. Looks much nicer, I think.

I have this glass and it's my favourite.

>bonfire night was 7 days ago

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child in a pram started crying when I told her Donald Trump will literally rape and murder her. Fucking Trump.

Fat, bald blokes with a goatee are insufferable cunts 99.9% if he time.

FACT

>nightmare's
>nightmare is

I went to the arcade today to unwind and forget about all this Trump nonsense

played some racing games and house of the dead
but my favorite game has always been the punching machine game.

but this time when I went to put my tokens into the machine instead of the normal bag dropping down instead a pair of hairy testicles came drooping out with a little 'MAGA' pin stuck right into them.

I was shocked and started literally shaking, but I didn't want to waste my token so I just went as hard as I could punching that little ballbag, sobbing the entire time.
by the time I left it was little more than a puss filled swollen mess and I thought I could heard quiet moaning coming from inside the machine

if this is Donald Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it

#notmypresident

three's company

Follow the advice of this actually funny yank.

youtube.com/watch?v=wTvzvtPLzk8

it's so that if it slides down you can still catch it easier

Don't see why I should suffer the injustice of living out this futile and useless existence just to die at the end, alone and in pain

It's been seven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away

absolutely fuming at the rubiks cube lads

systematic solving isn't a puzzle

LOVE this tower desu
park avenue needs more skinny towers

Lads I've decided that I want a rich girlfriend who can support me. I'm handsome, insanely charismatic and I AM willing to spend the rest of my life with an obese, ugly domineering woman as long as she is rich enough to support me.

Question is where do I find these rich ladies? If I just know where they congregate I can seduce one of them for sure.

I'm 6'5" and the gf is 5'3"

Have not solved a single one in my lifetime

>randomly reading about Inuit towns/settlements in N.Canada/Greenland cause shit was just going that way
>them fucking names

how do they pronounce or even come up with these fucking names? doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to them other than all ending in q
>Kangiqsualujjuaq
dafuq even is that?

not even kissed?

fucking hell mate

I've bet £10 on Ed Balls being eliminated tonight on Strictly

cunt
leave the short girls for the manlets

Why do aussies pretend to have this "anti yank" sentiment that the brits do?

Its not even slightly part of their culture. I've been to ausrtalia multiple times and no one gives a shit about bantering yanks. People dont get upset or mock americans there at all really

Do they just do this online to fit in? Its almost pathetic desu

Delete this

Nah.

I sort of have once but it was a girl I'd been talking to before we went to the nightclub so it doesn't count.

This.
How fucking hard is it to understand?
It's literally impossible to pay off our debt just by cutting spending. And Increasing taxes will just further slow growth.

but you don't find out who gets eliminated till sunday?

last time i went to NYC i emerged from the subway at 53rd/Lexington and the first thing i saw was that tower with the top in the clouds

I'm 6'4 and the fwb is 5'9

Potential gf is 6'1

he'll win the thing

I used to live in Greenland and managed to get an idea of how to pronounce these names
It's all ridiculous

Fat blokes are insufferable cunts 99.9% of the time.
FACT

riveting

keep me posted as this progresses x

I'm 5'4.7'' and the gf is 6'2''

mask u summin

fuming manlet

Always next time la
Elaborate lad
Dont have an exasketch. Know where I can pick one up on the cheap?

*rubs head*

is Sup Forums far and away the best at gimmicks?

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But trump is a massive racist that hates women and willl end the world

I'm 7ft so called gf is 6ft5. Sub 6ft5 manlets need not respond to this post xx

I'm 5'8 and all the guys and girls I've dated have been taller than me

that "new" darkie in death in paradise is quite a qt

>Always next time la

Haha.

Nah better to just abandon hope.

>STAYING IN ON SATURDAY

Why do aussies pretend to have this "anti yank" sentiment that the brits do?

Its not even slightly part of their culture. I've been to ausrtalia multiple times and no one gives a shit about bantering yanks. People dont get upset or mock americans there at all really

Do they just do this online to fit in? Its almost pathetic desu

>mfw yanks get their credit rating downgraded thanks to dolan tranks economic illiteracy

Me too

its mid november and im still being attacked by 'squitos

separated at birth tbf

>But trump is a massive racist that hates women and willl end the world

Can't believe people almost ell for Hillary's lies

they don't look anything alike

you WILL NOT get my (You)'s

I'm 5'11" and the gf is

impossible unless you either look up the patterns online or spend forever discovering them yourself

NOT A GENUINE PUZZLE FUCK OFF RUBIK

why not?

must be weird as shit living there. hear the natives are odd as fuck

*steals your (You)*

no one wants your shitty (You) desu.

Youre a virgin NEET and I imagine you smell like shit

Hillary and Donald actually look like siblings when they're standing together

People are letting off fireworks near me right now if it makes you feel any better

I hope this shit dies down soon because I can;t even talk about Trump in sane terms without people going off the deep end and claiming he's going to start a war (with who?)

>bi scum

Kingdom Tower in Jeddah has now reached a height of 200 metres (20% of its final height)

0121

literally me

They are, and they have quite a problem with drinking and violent crimes

I'm not
Eating a nice bœuf bourguignon then I'm off to my mate's place to drink weed infused milk

I'm a 5'10 and the gf exists outside of the spacetime continuum

both born in new york

china most likely

>Eating a nice bœuf bourguignon
alright Julia Childs

who would you rather fight against in a war lads, Russia or China?

2 of my mums friends have been sectioned recently

hmm