You wake up in São Paulo

>you wake up in São Paulo

What to do?

Isn't that the nicest city in Brazil?

Purchase the soonest flight back to Europe

Be happy I woke up in the nice part of Brazil and jack off.

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Screaming like a stuck pig in horror, I flee to the closest European embassy.

I have them put me on the next plane back to any European country, but not before at least half a dozen men armed to the teeth escorts me to the airport.

yes if you like big cities

Biggest but not nicest, it's not even in the top 10.

1. Try to find some off-duty cop to protect me.
2. Get to its airport

Have a lunch in Liberdade and come back to Rio.