You wake up in São Paulo

>you wake up in São Paulo

What to do?

Isn't that the nicest city in Brazil?

Purchase the soonest flight back to Europe

Be happy I woke up in the nice part of Brazil and jack off.

post saoPaulolian cute girl

Screaming like a stuck pig in horror, I flee to the closest European embassy.

I have them put me on the next plane back to any European country, but not before at least half a dozen men armed to the teeth escorts me to the airport.

yes if you like big cities

Biggest but not nicest, it's not even in the top 10.

1. Try to find some off-duty cop to protect me.
2. Get to its airport

Have a lunch in Liberdade and come back to Rio.

It looks like a sunny Hong Kong

...

try not to get killed by niggers, or police, or Max Payne

Typical girl from São Paulo City

get a qt brazilian gf

t. Hungry

settle there

is it alright if I speak Portuguese with a portuguese accent

>is it alright if I speak Portuguese with a portuguese accent
Only if you open a bakery

nevermind, I'll settle in the portuguese quarter

rumba

Migrate to Uruguay.

State of São Paulo has the best cities in Brazil, not that this is a big deal

Cities are ugly but have many heavy industries

This is a city in the interior of São Paulo (not São Paulo City, It's random City) with 100 thousand inhabitants. It looks like Sim City

Check if I still have my kidneys.

Look for bunda

I cotinue my daily routine, since i wake up there everyday.

Try to see if my spoken portuguese is good enough to get some ass.

Você faz aula? Ou vai tentar improvisar por saber Francês que é próximo em alguns aspectos?

move to campinas or sorocaba

Go to Japantown and find a manga shop

Find a Brazilian cutie.

Are Brazilian girls as cute now as they were in the '70s??

Other than the main square, Liberdade looks like shit desu

I wake up everyday in São Paulo :3.

Love this city so much :3:3:3

Also, probably I will fap to lolis and stay on Sup Forums, as usual.

As long as there's a bunch of japs and weebs around I'd be fine.

Find a tranny to fuck

i would recommend to buy horse first it's mainstream transport here.

I think girls from this generation are so much prettier. They're slutier too.

>that's the worst spot he could find in Curitiba
First world confirmed.

When it comes to trannies: Rio de Janeiro >>>>>>>>>>>>>> all Brasil.

Lol i randomly tapped 3 tames 2 at centre 1 at south

WTF Curitiba?

Did you know that Curitiba was the city of Brazil that received the most Russians and Slavs?

Only Poles were 200,000, 300,000 Russians and 250,000 Ukrainians.

>the barbed wire on top of the spiky fence
kek

no i didn't
wtf now curitiba looks like

wtf i want to cum in Brazil

Ukrainian immigration memorial in Curitiba

lewd

How's the job market there? I might need a job soon, but I don't speak much of Portuguese so I'm kind of fucked. Hard language to speak, for me. Maybe I can work in a factory like the guy in hulk? Pls respond

looks very 1st world. from a bird's eye view anyway.