His team's stadium doesn't have a slide in it

>his team's stadium doesn't have a slide in it

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>This is how dull baseball is

>his team's stadium doesn't have a hot tub to enjoy the game from

Americans can't handle stairs eh.

>Baseball is so boring they need to add shit like slides and hot tubes to make it fun

the slide is only for the mascot
he slides down after every home run

Your country can't even properly build a staircase

pretty plastic desu

>americans

BTFO

> amerisports

its the brewers, we know its not getting used

can kids or other fans use it?
if not, what's the point?

if it's just for the mascot then it's fucking stupid

Thanks completely retarded, and you should be ashamed.

This is acceptable. I like it, and that pool in the Jags stadium

The Coca-Cola bottle is a slide

>his stadium doesn't have a fish tank that home run balls fly into sometimes

Floridian here, Tropicana Field is the shitiest stadium ever

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>AYCE patrons have been known to engage in eating contests[1][3][12][15][18] and to sneak food home with them.[13]

Justify this, Ameriflubbiejubblies

The new braves stadium is going to have lazer tag, a movie theater, a swimming pool, a put put course and bumper cars. these aren't just in the vicinity, i mean they are actually in the stadium only open when there are games.

baseball really is dieing when when they are getting this desperate to get people to buy tickets.

what is there to justify? sounds p nice

>go to mets game
>mets were losing
>go buy a $20 can of beer
>find a "dunk a person" amusement park thing
>spend the final 4 innings dunking a poor dude in water

Haha

Goin to a Baseball game is fuckin GOAT though.

Euros cannot understand.

they should put stadiums for another sport inside baseball stadiums to make it bareable

>3D baseball
>if you score a run, you climb the stairs to the upper deck field where all runs are 2 points.

>his """""team""""" used to have the mascot slide into a mug of beer but got rid of it because it wasnt """""family friendly""""" even though nobody complained

DELETE THIS

Chris pls leave

>His stadium doesn't literally have seals swimming just beyond right field
>He doesn't have the best stadium in the league

This really surprises me cause Tampa isnt even named after devil rays...
Guess it is an old stadium so probably just never changed it

>Baseball

>canadians

Ftfy

Hahahahaha Brazil bringin it

>torontonians
and for you

kek

isn't it a bit dangerous???

>ameridumbs

Nobody likes getting fleeced at the ballpark when they go to buy food. That's legit a pretty good idea. Just pay a little up front, and you'll save money if you get food.

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>baseball is such a boring """"""""" sport """""""" that they have to add stuff like this to keep people from falling asleep.

What's next, movie theaters?

>thinking thit somehow justifies it

>your team's stadium will never have to resort to childish gimmicks to stand out

i always cringe like fuck when i see the bucaneer's pirate ship or shit like this. doesn't feel genuine at all, like an amusement park.

a fat kid is going to cause a disaster on that slide one day

Brazil 7 - 1 USA

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My sides are melting. He says it like it's more acceptable that way.

Jesus fucking Christmas burger you can't make this shit up.

Baseball is such shit

You think It's all fun and games until a helter skelter and an aquarium tunnel is fitted at the etihad

M-most powerful country in the world...

>okay he hit it out of the park
>you have to slide into the pabst now
>mfw

it's pretty c-cool looking

youtube.com/watch?v=4EzD3Bi69QU

That's so fucking stupid

it's just the tradition from when they had the dude slide into the beer mug as seen in

HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck

>America

its even lamer than I thought possible wow

Looks like a pretty dope slide though

It made more sense when he slid into a beer mug. Beer is a huge part of Milwaukee history. Without the mug it is indeed meaningless and stupid.

>that cunt taking a selfie

at least we dont get so bored during games that we sing non stop in order to not die of boredom during all the midfield passing.

tbqh Sup Forums is the only place Ive ever seen where people have a hatred for baseball, and I talk to euros everyday

?????????

Thats because Sup Forums is full of teenage contrarian autists.

Watching baseball is boring enough, now to argue over it?
No thanks

bit of a weird thing isn't it

I always sit directly across from it so it's cheap, weird to look at imo

yuropoors justifying their boring sport.

>LA team wasting water

Shocker

Looks like a damn minigolf course.

>7-1

it has to do with the fact that the team used to be owned by Disney, I don't know what the fountain had to do with Disney but it was added during that period of time

>women
Double fixed

>ywn be blessed by the based mcdonald's pinwheel injun

why do the other teams even try?

>and his mother
>It's the same costume with a dress

that looks comfy as fuck desu

>has a mustache too

But it does user

That's one of the most meme things I've ever heard

Swing and a miss Paco

Americans on Sup Forums make fun of soccer yet shit like this exists

>pabst
Sounds dangerous, desu

>Brazil flag
>Paco
Shit, you can't even banter correctly

Tbh Yankees and Red Sox games are fucking dreadful and always last 5 hours

>people from all over the world getting this ass blasted at my team
Top Kek it's a tradition, and anyway it's for kids. I do kinda feel it's a bit cringy now but then I remember how cool I thought it was when I was kid so I don't see a problem

>LA wasting more Colorado water

>it's cringy
>it's for kids
There's your problems

As a single adult yeah but it sure young families think it's cool so what's wrong with that?
You expect then to cater to some mid 20s autist who post here?

>not singing non stop in order to not die of boredom
>goes to great lengths to create some idiotic theme park contraption
>nah yeah you're retarded

>he slides down after every home run

yeah, Bernie Brewer used to slide into a big mug of beer, but muh PC, won't somebody please think of the children types ruined it

Its fucking lame now that they removed the mug.

Never change americans, never change.

No excuse to be in a dark fucking room playing laser tag with a baseball game goin on.

Everything should be within eye and earshot of the field. What the fuck Atlanta?

.......

>No fun allowed
>Only in audible chants are allowed

>muh kids

I do love this country desu

I hate it. I wish I was back in Uzbekistan

then
>Daddy why cant we go down the slide?
Because it's full of beer, kids. That's an adult beverage!
now
>Daddy why cant we use the slide?
It's for the mascot, little shits. Do you look like a mascot of anything but my balls?

Milwaukee: still awful.

>his stadium doesn't have first aid workers to tend to players faking injury

>his team's stadium doesn't have vegetation on the walls

HOLY SHIT WTF ????????? I thought you were just memeing hard, but it's true.You burgers are so strange.

If he falls off the slide, will he die?

But my team does

Probably lol it's pretty high up