Welcome: true blue aussies
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Off to a good start, lads
hi lads
got called a pom twat in walkabout lads
yes hello i heard this is the new balt thread
Have you ever, ever felt like this...
Strange things happen goin round the twist
Did OP mean /v4/ general perhaps?
NIGGERS SUCK
Facking grouse fukin thread ya fkn cunt. Can't fokn wait to fcking tell my fookin mates about this one. Feck.
R A R E
A R E
R E
E
>all these flags
Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney
You're country is going to be full of water when your outback turns into one giant ocean ripping your country in twain!
Glug glug UK down under!
Fuckin roight o, bruce
>>all these flags
>Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney
got some family in Queensland, how big is it?
might just have a walk around until I spot them
lol
How's AUssieland?
It's fucking GROOOOOOOUSE
It's pretty big moite, where is your senpai(ily) located?
>the absolute STATE of that thread
>that thread
which one?
made a mistake
dunno, a few of them have come to visit us though. great uncle was literally a multi millionaire until he spent it all on a round the world trip ending with fucking yorkshire, he actually got got a book published about moving to aus as a "pom"
Reminder that if you're from a town bigger than 1000 people, you're not a true blue Aussie.
Oath
Feels like something the aborigines would've said to us.
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Haha
good thread
i'm sure it will last
Should I say true blue a lot when I come there to seduce your women?
haha reply to me on facebook jordan
You true blue should
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I read "we're full of fuck-ups"
eyy ladies
Fuck oath ya should
smeg me arse, lads! got a ton of work to do and got all caught up in this election business. crikey!
>smeg
You were so close to speaking like one of us
Australia sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you live there.
strewth, ya cunt, I spell colour with a 'u'!
There ya go cunt
Nah cunt I heard ya had so many dicks in ya mouth it tore
Get that cock out of your mouth, faggot. Or whatever you fags call fags, poofter.
>Not realising we're just a parody of /brit/
I prefer to think of it as a new and improved version.
Bf just sent me this
having some clean water
scarn
How can you be full when you have so much empty land?
That's where we store our boomerangs
emu territory is off limits to h*mans
you're welcome to live out at bumfuck nowhere
who else here workin for the dole?
Just watched The Odd Angry Shot, thanks to the fucker who recommended it. Seemed pretty accurate as far as friends and shit goes.
The Aussie US drunken brawl was my favorite part t b h.
Oh and thanks for that email shit your shitposter did, really helped with the election.
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NO!!!
Your country is empty!!!
I go to Your country and I get Australian citizenship right nau!!
So glad I'm working at Maccas instead of doing this shit
imagine being forced to live in the UK
wow what a soft cunt rofl
u think its hard doin thast shit? get smoko whenever u want at maccas wat u get a break every hour or some bs
i walk off whenever the fuck i want tell my supervisor to get fucked every day
i know this is b8 but these people should be purged from this country underclass scum
No, it's not hard, it might be tedious but I'll take their money instead of (((Centrelink's))) shitty handouts
fuck off u stupid little shit u gonna have a bitch cos im too lazy to type out proper english or some bs huh would that make u feel better u monarchist faggot
its easier than workin at maccas i can tell u from experience lol
u end up only workin about 2-3 hours a day unless ur stupid and go to a stupid site or some bs
shiet i turn up 2 hours late evetry day and leave half an hour early every day... n one says dick lol
We told you before, don't post again until you learn manners.
anyone got a spare gf
fuck off no one cares about papa new guinea go eat each other u poof
why no one care my post??
I tried to troll at least
this thread represents a rug, and I just shat on it
:^)
Papua*
yeh m8 by when do you need her
>888
noice
all non-australians need to leave RIGHT NOW or I'm calling security
Nah mate but if I get one I'll let you borrow it when I'm not using it
Y-you're r-r-rewd.
new zealander ok?
r u tryin to imply im chinese? cos u r wrong
No
as soon as available
ahh yes, so this is the so called republican
These shitposts are too shit to be real shitposts.
nothing personal
go catch kuru you people-eating nigger
Hi.
Reminder
das deep
proper bantz desu
SCAUSSY DOO WHERE ARE YOU?
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
me on the left
How bout Kalgoorlie mate? Ate more fucking red sand than proper tucker growing up there
the absolute state of this thread
dead thread ;(
Have a long week of wageslaving ahead :(