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Welcome: true blue aussies
Not welcome: /balt/, /nz/ and everyone else

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Off to a good start, lads

hi lads

got called a pom twat in walkabout lads

yes hello i heard this is the new balt thread

Have you ever, ever felt like this...

Strange things happen goin round the twist

Did OP mean /v4/ general perhaps?

NIGGERS SUCK

Facking grouse fukin thread ya fkn cunt. Can't fokn wait to fcking tell my fookin mates about this one. Feck.

R A R E
A R E
R E
E

>all these flags
Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney

You're country is going to be full of water when your outback turns into one giant ocean ripping your country in twain!

Glug glug UK down under!

Fuckin roight o, bruce

>>all these flags
>Fuck me cunt i feel like in in sydney

got some family in Queensland, how big is it?

might just have a walk around until I spot them

lol

How's AUssieland?

It's fucking GROOOOOOOUSE

It's pretty big moite, where is your senpai(ily) located?

>the absolute STATE of that thread

>that thread
which one?

made a mistake

dunno, a few of them have come to visit us though. great uncle was literally a multi millionaire until he spent it all on a round the world trip ending with fucking yorkshire, he actually got got a book published about moving to aus as a "pom"

Reminder that if you're from a town bigger than 1000 people, you're not a true blue Aussie.

Oath

Feels like something the aborigines would've said to us.

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Haha

good thread
i'm sure it will last

Should I say true blue a lot when I come there to seduce your women?

haha reply to me on facebook jordan

You true blue should

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I read "we're full of fuck-ups"

eyy ladies

Fuck oath ya should

smeg me arse, lads! got a ton of work to do and got all caught up in this election business. crikey!

>smeg
You were so close to speaking like one of us

Australia sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you live there.

strewth, ya cunt, I spell colour with a 'u'!

There ya go cunt

Nah cunt I heard ya had so many dicks in ya mouth it tore

Get that cock out of your mouth, faggot. Or whatever you fags call fags, poofter.

>Not realising we're just a parody of /brit/

I prefer to think of it as a new and improved version.

Bf just sent me this

having some clean water

youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI

scarn

How can you be full when you have so much empty land?

That's where we store our boomerangs

emu territory is off limits to h*mans

you're welcome to live out at bumfuck nowhere

who else here workin for the dole?

Just watched The Odd Angry Shot, thanks to the fucker who recommended it. Seemed pretty accurate as far as friends and shit goes.
The Aussie US drunken brawl was my favorite part t b h.

Oh and thanks for that email shit your shitposter did, really helped with the election.

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NO!!!
Your country is empty!!!
I go to Your country and I get Australian citizenship right nau!!

So glad I'm working at Maccas instead of doing this shit

imagine being forced to live in the UK

wow what a soft cunt rofl

u think its hard doin thast shit? get smoko whenever u want at maccas wat u get a break every hour or some bs

i walk off whenever the fuck i want tell my supervisor to get fucked every day

i know this is b8 but these people should be purged from this country underclass scum

No, it's not hard, it might be tedious but I'll take their money instead of (((Centrelink's))) shitty handouts

fuck off u stupid little shit u gonna have a bitch cos im too lazy to type out proper english or some bs huh would that make u feel better u monarchist faggot

its easier than workin at maccas i can tell u from experience lol

u end up only workin about 2-3 hours a day unless ur stupid and go to a stupid site or some bs

shiet i turn up 2 hours late evetry day and leave half an hour early every day... n one says dick lol

We told you before, don't post again until you learn manners.

anyone got a spare gf

fuck off no one cares about papa new guinea go eat each other u poof

why no one care my post??
I tried to troll at least

this thread represents a rug, and I just shat on it
:^)

Papua*

yeh m8 by when do you need her

>888
noice

all non-australians need to leave RIGHT NOW or I'm calling security

Nah mate but if I get one I'll let you borrow it when I'm not using it

Y-you're r-r-rewd.

new zealander ok?

r u tryin to imply im chinese? cos u r wrong

No

as soon as available

ahh yes, so this is the so called republican

These shitposts are too shit to be real shitposts.

nothing personal

go catch kuru you people-eating nigger

Hi.

Reminder

das deep

proper bantz desu

SCAUSSY DOO WHERE ARE YOU?

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

me on the left

How bout Kalgoorlie mate? Ate more fucking red sand than proper tucker growing up there

the absolute state of this thread

dead thread ;(

Have a long week of wageslaving ahead :(