Why is this country so good at soccer?

Why is this country so good at soccer?

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good at not getting caught by drug testers
good at gamesmanship
good at hoarding all the money for the top clubs

>Soccer

Oil money and biased refs.

Holy anal pain

>oil money

madrid has been dominating football since the 50s pal

when literally no one took the competition seriously and turned down their invites because no one gave a fuck

how do you explain the success outside Barça and Madrid?

>Oil money
for example?

>Spainwinslol

not my problem, also check the tournament contenders fucking moron you will see historicals

What success? You only have 2 champions league winners

>falling for the decima meme

wow you know franco as a right wing man and a militar, supported at. aviación (atletico de madrid)

so you can cry and lie as you want

my bad senpai I forgot no other club can pay players wages

no other jobs but footballers

How can someone be so assblasted?

manlets

How is Franco responsible for Madrid winning 6 UCL?
He didn't play divegrass you know

What success outside Madrid and Barca?

Maybe sevilla

football didnt start at 2006 m8, athletic club or even valencia or depor have succeed outside our frontier

I was mostly talking about recent times
>sevilla
>atletico
>villarreal, athletic, valencia and the rest

only british cucks declined invitions like always.

When did Sevilla, Atletico, Athletic, Villareal and Valencia win the champions league?

being this retarded and not realising that any team in la liga could go to england and win their league easily.

what do you think a pair of welders will be talking about tomorrow? you can't expect people in this country to talk about geopolitics or euribor, so they'll just talk about how betis trashed las palmas or how nadal is going full JUST

very good academies and footballing education and it helps that the government funnels all the EU funds to the clubs/allows tax evasion and fraud because they have no jobs and their economy is fucked so basically panem et circenses

Yeah. Las Palmas would definitely win the EPL. Fuck off ABE

Can't remember then in the 70s and 80s

the same time I was fucking your mom in the ass

atletico and valencia are runner ups
and there's also the EL

funny fact, the political stage didn't start to change and we didn't care about politics until 2014

>Valencia
as long as we have the german cucks paying for our debts while being flooded by swarthy muslims and their culture destroyed, we are still happy :)

last time i checked bale isnt spanish

Las Palmas could beat Leicester City easily desu.

Bale is shit.

They would finish 5-7 desu

since when germancucks got any real culture?

They have almost nothing left to do in their impoverished, disgusting country. Their moorish genes allow them to play better as well

of course they wouldn't
but have you seen them lately?
they could fight for european spots right now

Your english is almost perfect, but there are a few minor corrections
Instead of "at 2006", try "in 2006"
Instead of using the word "or" multiple times when listing clubs try to shorten the sentence using commas. For instance, "Athletic Club, Valencia, or even Depor have all accomplished more than any hue club from your corrupt monkey country."
you should use the word "borders" instead of frontier

>as long as we have the german cucks paying for our debts while being flooded by swarthy muslims and their culture destroyed, we are still happy :)

>leech billions from Germany
>in 3 years Germany will be like a muslim Mad Max and we won't have to pay back
I'm not sure if should be happy or bad

tell me a competitive muslim country

explain why arabs arent good at soccer then my high iq friend

johan cruyff

theguardian.com/sport/2013/may/10/spanish-doping-doctor-reveal-sports

>atletico and valencia are runner ups
runner ups aren't success they're failures

>and there's also the EL
A tournament no one gives a fuck about whose most recent champion couldn't even get out their champions league group?
>b-but people do care about it
If it's so prestigious why did Barcelona never win it?

who is this fluid druid?

pal, english is my 3rd fucking language
so i think its ok making some mistakes in this barbaric and disgusting tongue

see you in 3 months waiting tables in some German city

barcelona wasn't that good before Cruyff

I'd say France and Spain are pretty good
You're in one

I just thought with some constructive criticism you could be perfectly fluent

ebin post my friend

What about Real Madrid? It's hard to take a tournament seriously when nearly all your winners are from after it was turned into a joke

Your english and grammar are almost perfect, but let me aware you on something and give you some tips.

You don't use " in order to refer to a word as a meta term. We use '.

Comma rule is universal to any language, and not for english alone. You can easily know that if you are bilingual master race. I encourage you to become one.

You dont use " after a full stop like you did. You use it after. For instannce, "a few minor corrections".

real madrid won it 2 times
and it become "a joke" because of the spanish domination

see you getting your head smashed in some shithole in mallorca or being blow away in the frankfurt airport by your rapefugees this summer

Shit economy means that all boys have until 25 to play every day and night before finding a job.

And one of them is also the team with most champions leagues of all europe. Oh, and this year we might get one more.

thanks senpai, appreciate the criticism it will help me master this language

lol thats why you are a fat unemployed loser today instead of a successful quaterback?

Who dat?

It has zero credibility when it goes from having Barcelona, Arsenal and Napoli competing to Sevilla, Wigan and Sassuolo

I'm not fat nor unemployed. I married with a job and a house. Brazil of all people accusing others of being unemployed

Ok, keep practising and soon you will get even on my level. That's hard but I believe in you.

Then we can work out on more languages, you know, for that dere IQ gains.

See you. If you have any doubts, just ask me, ok?

WHAT? WHEN DID SPAIN BECOME A MUSLIM COUNTRY? AFAIK, IT'S ONE OF THE MOST CATHOLIC COUNTRIES IN EUROPE.

do you have medical insurance?
is your car bulletproof?
what is your weight

They are shit, it will be a miracle if they make it into euro quarter finals

>german cucks paying for our debts
atleast we can pay debts poor spic

>while being flooded by swarthy muslims and their culture destroyed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Spain#/media/File:Map_Iberian_Peninsula_750-en.svg
this is coming from a guy which country has been conquered by muslim

7-1 faggot,my country has more culture than yours will ever have favela nigger

Your only wife is your hand and your only kid is your semen ridden shorts.

If you don't have abs, you are fat.

Why aren't you playing in the NFL, buddy? Looks like you are frustrated?

diving

Spaniards are gipsies

Napoli, Liverpool, Benfica, Porto, Chelsea, Tottenham, BVB and a bunch of eastern european teams have played in the EL in the last years
of course it's below the CL but it is still a good competition

that's literally US and your retarded education system

>Replying to low IQ clowns.

Name one thing from you "country".

Germany was never even a country bro, stop.

>the muslim iberia meme
that caliphate was the most advanced and enlightened nation from that era.

unlike your barbaric snowniggers that destroyed Rome and brought us to 800 years of darkness
doy you have history before 1500 kraut?

Poor Brazil, sad that you don't realize that you have the lowest iqs in the world :/

>American """""""""""banter"""""""""""

Cuck

Its amazing what the basque do let alone the entirety of spain.

Ito so why you are afraid to embrace your Muslim genes? Also inquisition?

he's absolutely right tho
medieval era muslims were pretty good

Then why did they get btfo?

Holy shit,this is emberassing.The Hue and Spaniard are trying so fucking hard to act
cultivated,while making a fool of them selfes.You are criticizing the burger for having a bad education/manners/system when you are literaly a third world country.

>unlike your barbaric snowniggers that destroyed Rome
Yes,that's right we destroyed the people who tried to kill our culture and opress us instead of you Muhammed.

>Name one thing from you "country".
Favela Nigger,my countrymen had tons of inventions which helped to create the first world(not first wolrd not third) we(me) are living in.Show me a country with more important inventions,other than Burgerland or the Brits.

Everyone gets btfo eventually

what said
also we asimilated their good maners while they were getting remplaced by shittier muslims

>Show me a country with more important inventions,other than Burgerland or the Brits
france and italy desu

Bro do you even know what 1st world even means?

>It's an Sup Forums thread episode

>Muslim genes

wow that's next level IQ bro mirin

Absolutely GOAT at winning free kicks

yes,not getting beheaded or shot to death by a drug cartel.What are you trying to do hue don't even act your country is on the same level as mine.Stop acting like 90% of your population are Havard and MIT graduates instead of poor hues.

>in b4 5pa1n

Barcelona and Real Madrid are the teams with the highets budgets of any sport in any team. Any team you can think of, they have more money, pretty much that explains it.

because 90% of the players in their teams are from other countries

It actually meansthis in the cold war context

1st world = captalists
2nd = communists
3rd = neutral countries

>when literally no one took the competition seriously and turned down their invites because no one gave a fuck

Galatasaray took it so seriously that they killed their Rugby division to support the habit of European football

Can Atleti win against Real Mandril at the final?

lol what a bunch of cucks

thats why they are all weak and short nowdays

can i fuck your mom during the final?

Brazilian silly, that's the English football