When was the last time you had sex with a woman?

When was the last time you had sex with a woman?

never had, never will

I would first have to have sex for their to BE a last time

and how is this related to Sup Forums?

>trying to elitist in a pile of shit full of generals and shitty forced memes

A week ago with Venezuelan teen prostitute.

Thanks, Maduro.

Kom tillbaka vi älskar dig

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>with a women
Eww

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never been to any of those you autist

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Why take a prostitute ?
It won't replace my crippling loneliness

>an*meposter in charge of calling someone autist

this
penis is way to small (5") and im afraid they will laugh at me
so ill never show it to anyone

fuck you

more than 2 years

when I dropped out of my mums pussy 20 years ago

fuck off retard
/r9k/ is for Normies and orbiters

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>women
>implying

I wish.

February or late January of this year

>trying to elitist in a pile of shit full of generals and shitty forced memes

Literally Sup Forums

In exactly one week it'll be a year, the longest I've gone with no sex since I lost my virginity.....well now I want to cry

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In a past life, maybe.
5'' is within normal ranges, or you could try jelqing.

thiccc

Wednesday or Tuesday night i'm not really sure which

@67348559
that wasn't supposed to be a reply

2003

:(

2010

before that in 2006

fuck you sorry virgins h-h-haha

does it really works?

3 years ago

Almost 6 years ago

Does women with dick count?

About 2 months ago. Have had plenty of opportunities since but don't want to. I slept with around 30 women including 2 prostitutes in a 9 month period prior to that. No libido now though..

Quit my job too. Now I get drunk alone.

I'm probably manic depressive or something

never

A year ago.

mid-April

last week

it should have been last night but the girl I'm dating brought her 3 friends along and they all speak a language I don't understand, so after 20ish min of just sitting there on my phone while thy were talking in the other language I decided it wasn't worth and just to leave

Hopefully in the next decade

>When was the last time you had sex with a woman?
b-bags of s-sand

Yesterday?

Maameltein bro

If it makes you feel better I'm around 5.5 and every girl I've been with is 6/10+
Most even come back for round two. Almost no girl will stop and laugh once you're already naked and ready to fuck. They might laugh afterwards but does it really matter when you came in her pussy and or asshole?

2007

was in february
feels bad man

2011

I'm not whoever you're referring to, I'm just a shitty shia

Just go to Maameltein, all are welcome as long as they have 50 thou in their pocket.

Or Hamra if you're really desperate

O-oh

>tfw 19 kv
I'm completely lost in life man

Never. If I get really desperate and lonely, I might get a prosty. Until then...

5 days ago. But she's my ex now.

>When was the last time you had sex with a woman?
>with a woman?

wowo heteronormative much

literally back in 2008.
>tfw my virginity grew back

When I was 17.

Over a month ago, and I'm married.

4 years ago

Last week

>having sex
>having sex with a woman
>having sex with a 3D woman

that doesn't work unless you say how old you are now.

human intimacy can sometimes be nice

Last night with ur mum

(how was this not the 1st reply)

Does oral count? Both ways of course. If it does, last sunday. If not, ehh it's been a while.

the day before yesterday

i fugged gf yesterday with my 9 inch penis

men with dresses*

haha aa

last year. Was a pretty unpleasant experience

last july.

FeelsBadMan

6.5 years ago.

Good for you, Ahmed.

Yes. It takes some time, I got an inch after like 4 months, but its just 20 minutes 3 times a week and some additional water spending, so I can't really complain.

Just never skip warming up and down, and be warned that your dick will get dark af.

Does wife count?

I am one week away from becoming a wizard

4 days ago.

>tfw 25 yo kissless virgin

655 days until robes and wizard hat.

yeah this

me too

if i reach 30 without losing my virginity i will probably daterape some sloot

>with a woman
Why did u add that

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haha patetisk

2002
I'm not even kidding

>had sex

LITERALLY today.

Never

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