/hoc/: NHL & Hockey General

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JUST FUCK OUR DEFENSE UP SENPAI

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i hope you bust CHAD

>mfw Piggly Wiggly > Publix

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Why are you so obsessed Olli?

>yfw he busts out and has to go play for car parts or >a fucking axe

winn dixie has better sales than publix

>finnish goaltending

Who wins tonight? Who wins tomorrow? Who makes the best sandwiches in sunbelt states, and why is it togos?

>Bloos autist started the thread
See you in 489 posts

Is there a single great goalie left after Brodeur quit

He feels threatened by big strong alpha Americans

he's only been here a few weeks too. I miss when people actually used to lurk before posting.

Oh Based Bill, spread your glorious wings and carry us to the heavens.

Pic extremely related

>literally won't post in a thread because of who made it
>calls others autistic

Please no more Swedeflags in this thread.
They are always so butt blasted and defensive.

I've been lurking for 5 years since the Rams were sold.

RANK POSITIONS BY NATIONALITY:

>Forwards
Canadian>American>Swedish>Russian>Finnish

>Defense
Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish

>Goaltending
American>Canadian>Russian>Finnish>Swedish

Jesus those pads look huge on him. Goaltending is such a joke these days tbqh

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2016 gold medal count disagrees

>France
>Hockey knowledge

Nice Hedman dubs though

>Canadian>Swedish>American>Russian=Finnish
>=Finnish

equal amount of playoff teams as canada

>2016 IIHF medal's

Finland A squads struggling against Canadian/American/Swedish D squads because all the good players are busy with the real tournament (stanley cup playoffs)

He's a young guy

lel canada's A team struggled against Finland's D team in the olympics.

4u

>Forwards
Can>Rus=Usa>Finnish>Swedish

>Defence
Can>Usa>Swe>Rus>Fin

>Goaltending
Can>Fin>Usa>Rus>Swe

>Uncontested gold medal winning domination at 2012 olympics

Probably should look up the definition of struggling there, ghengis

Finnish defense is arguably better than Russian.

hello I'm here to trigger OP
>Zero (0) Cups

>barely winning in OT against finnish D team
yeah that's pretty much what i meant.

Ya there are just so few of either that its hard to make a conclusive judgement

nah his goaltending was right other than needing to swap finland and sweden

Wasn't aware there was a hockey tournament at London

You should watch that game again, there was no point at which Canada was in danger of losing they were so controlling of the play.

Fuck meant 2014

>overtime
>no danger of losing
what the hell canada

I think the youth gives Finland the slight edge. Most Russian Ds are on the wrong side of 30. And Gonchar is retired now.

Funnily enough, when Gonchar was playing for the Habs, I believe they had exactly half of all the Russian defensemen in the league on their roster.

>not realizing one team can dominate the play without scoring 10 goals

Have you ever even seen a hockey game?

you should go to bed you have a long day of posting on Sup Forums tomorrow

>all these butthurt teams

Who is the threads goalfu?

>mad
>at fucking phones

You are right though, I should go to bed soon. I have to go help one of my friends out with his event tomorrow.

That's fair, I initially thought about Risto when I was ranking them and had Finland with the edge but there have been some very young russian D drafted/going to be drafted (Provorov/Sergachev) as well as potentially more KHL defencemen following Zaitsev (pls).

However that young Fin D on the Knights (Jouilevi or something) is supposedly really good too

you understand that game was like 1 minute from shoothout which is the forte of finland

also
>keeping the puck outside on the boards
>controlling
lel, you had like 2 goal scoring chances.

Elliott is the best one left in the playoffs senpai

I hope he's less selfish this time and jerks you off in return. your phone thing doesn't make sense I don't think you even go to class.

>being this mad on Sup Forums

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Save percentage mate and shots stopped

I think you're overreacting because I don't think my posts come off as angry. I'm just trying to help you not waste your youth. Regrets are terrible things to have.

>defense
Lol

this adonis would like to have a word w/ you

while we fell afoul of >swedish defense, at least our we don't have tendy problems
can we have oduya back please

>making shitty insults
>responding to posts that aren't directed at you
>projecting this hard
>"i-I'm not mad I swear"

>since Feb 1

he looks like an aids patient.

Dueling hatricks game was 7 years ago today

How many goals do Ovi and Crosby score tonight?

hat trick for crosby
nothing for ovi because caps choke is in full effect

put him in whatever league you wish, doesn't worry the murray

I'm sorry you thought my posts came off as angry I didn't want for you to think that.

to be fair, so far he's faced >rags offense and choking caps
not exactly impressive

Ovi scores one
Crosby will be carried out on a stretcher

what went wrong with playoff hockey? It used to be so entertaining and now im not even bothering to watch half of the games.

He also went 9-1 before the playoffs soon as MAF got hurt.

The kid is 21 and he's elite. Stay mad, can't worry the Murray

>the caps will literally never leave the second round ever again
it gives me such a boner to see holtby crash and burn like the meme he is. i start to edge thinking that ovie will never get a ring ever.

too much clutch and grab

87 confirms

>rags

>point out flaws in argument
>"lmao stay mad"
pongs as bad as blues autist

TOMORROW

i'll give you the >rags, wasn't that big of a test. but, if he was gonna falter at any point, it would've been facing 49 shots, didn't phase him tho

but you said they only beat the rags and he told you about his regular season stats against other teams. youre not making much sense

We've had so few elite players since the 70s generations that this is probably true. Fortunately the new generation is coming and this should look different in 5 years. The population will set limits to depth but there will be more top talent in the nhl than there is currently.

>cap this
>deleted

he is gonna get a hatty tho

Anyone know if Uncle Garry is going to be youtube streaming the game tonight?

Has there been any great Finn in NHL since Selanne

opinions on tonigh'ts game? Pens 3-1
>want pens to lose but the caps seem to be choking too hard

Yeah I will be, using a CBC source. Hopefully it won't fuck up like it did last night.

Bless you papa

it will be another episode of pekka "the wall" rinne

Saying if he wasnt gonna falter doesnt equate to the fact that Elliott has played an entire season and has better stats due to that. That rookie has played maybe 1/5th of the games this season.

>mfw canadians will always triumph over russians

>kanada

S. Koivu, Lehtinen, O. Jokinen and Timonen were pretty good. In the 80s generations there were guys like M. Koivu, Pitkänen and J. Jokinen. Rask and Rinne are/were elite goalies at their best. But since then only Vatanen and Barkov have been truly great.

>Barkov

TETSUOOOOO!!!!

>barkov

Thanks in advance bro
Have an upboat

Is this the true autism power of /hoc/?

Sounds like a nice guy 2bh

>tfw you'll never get to play lego hockey with user

>98 posts
>6 unique posters
i think it's time to move /hoc to /asp