Jew here. Are Mormons Christian? I hear conflicting information

Jew here. Are Mormons Christian? I hear conflicting information.

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They consider themselves to be. It's like how Christians have the Old Testament that Jews read.

>Jew here.
>Are Mormons Christian?
No, they are braindead morons following a literal cult. Just like you.

No they arent. Every time i lived in a poor neighborhood them or jh would come to the dor. Makes you wonder if theyre usually poor. Then why.

Yes, they worship Jesus Christ so they are by definition christian.

But baptists and catholics get their shit pushed in when you mention this.

No. They're about as Christian as Muslims are.

>yurop has muslims
>we have mormons
Another win for America.

Is it true they believe certain US presidents, senators and congressmen are prophets?

>yurop has muslims
it's not too bad if they are outnumbered by standing towers

Mormons are good people. They take care of their communities and have large families.

And their wacky take on the bible and Jesus is no crazier than any other of the Sky Fairy religions.

>be mormon
>come to USA
>say some shit about golden plates
>get massacred in missouri

They are the middle term between the average american farmer and the amish.

They're "Christian", but they have an extra book.

You know what, just watch the South Park episode, it explains everything.

>tfw friend is mormon
All he does is play vidya, work, and fap to ecchi.

I also have a book of mormon on my desk right now.
Why haven't you thought about mormonism?

>tfw live in Jackson County, MO
>tfw ran the Mormons out of their "Eden"
>tfw had BBQ for dinner again

They believe that Jesus was the son of god but they don't believe in the trinity, which I guess is what disqualifies them from being "Christian".

Objectively no

Edgy

Mormons are not christian as they do not believe in the trinity

I'm a Mormon AMA

>After the destruction of the press of the Nauvoo Expositor, Joseph Smith was arrested and incarcerated in Carthage Jail where he was killed by a mob on June 27, 1844.

Why did Putin shoot down the plane carrying half the Polish leadership?

Except their God is hanging out on a moon that they'll all go to when they die and are good

German humor, folks.

They aren't Trinitarian

>be mormon
>get massacred in missouri
>your leader gets killed by a mob while in prison
>the government sends armed Native Americans to kill you in Utah

How's that white horse prophecy coming along?

Yeah, and the whole "talking burning bush" and "magic parting the red sea" are completely reasonable.

Where do you get the special magic underpants from? Is it a church thing or a special store..?

Never said regular Christianity was any more sane.

Not him (and not Mormon) but it takes almost no research effort to find out that the 'magic underwear' label is somewhat of a misconception. According to Mormon belief the underwear itself isn't "magic", it simply represents and symbolizes some spiritual thingy.

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You can also stock up on survival food there as well.

>jew here

...aannnndddd stopped reading right there

Also, apparently the only Mormons who can wear the underwear are those who have participated in temple rituals, which don't make up a lot of the Mormon population. It's a super secret and super sacred thing.

What the fuck is up with Mormons and preparing for the apocalypse? Normal people would just freak out, stop being weird

Jehovah Witnesses > Mormons

No
at least Mormons have a unique and wild theology to accompany their weird blandness. JW are just boring.

make for good telly tho

no, they are a new religion born out of Christianity.

The perfect analogy is that Mormons are to Christianity what the Bahai Faith is to Islam.

>that fucking "take it to the paint or die" stance

Take my money!

Wow what the fuck
I talked to 2 Mormon converter cunt last week
One blond, one darkhaired
Is this some sort of strategy