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I know her nose is fake. Are those titties fake too?

yes

mmm things i'd do to those titties mm they some titties want to sucky sucky mummy trumpies bitties mmm

marijuana and baccy best combo

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anyone else have this problem?

crikey, dem norks on that sheela!

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No thankyou

Really? That's disappointing.

Ivanka is all natty where did this myth come from that she's had surgery?

saw Paul ingame once and we had a chat for 20 minutes, good lad

why does the club make people horny

implied consent

I call my boyfriend Daddy at home and in private and it makes it a real issue when we're in public and I need to use his real name.

>All this basically means dizziness and sickness, which decreases the more you get into smoking. I assume you are a smoker who has done it for a long time and has probably forgotten how dizzy and sick the first few fags you ever had made you feel

I remember taking a few draws at a house party and wanting to lie/sit down for a bit but the experience was fairly pleasant, although I was coughing.

Only time I've really had an unpleasant experience with them was when I smoked a 10 deck one after the other to try and quit smoking (like they used to do with kids when they caught them smoking). I vomited, felt dizzy and ended up with a migraine, but again that was the first unpleasant thing I ever had other than coughing with fags. Needless to say the attempt didn't work anyway.

rasheed

This, I don't know about her tits, but her nose is definitely real.

having some clean water

used to have mod MMG on my friends list

>American's trying to fit in and getting everything wrong

Thought kiwis hot knifed weed?

will probably have the chance to cuck my best mate tonight

should I go for it?

I made a clan with MMG on his normal non-JMOD account. He stopped playing since he left the company :c

nah mate it does
last night everyone was taking their tops off and such

ahahahahahahahahahhaha only if you're incredibly povo

>he doesn't do hash-on-a-nail

Plebian

is the Aussie lad who had a wank in the bathtub yesterday here?

some people have unibrows hahaha

>Spend £250 on a pair of boots
>The free delivery's gonna take like a week

fs lads

the gf just commanded me to take this photograph

>Yank loyalty

This explains the Suez canal.

jesus CHRIST

wtf i love playing darts now

>friends gf fucked an asian guy
>he is still with her
Literally mocks her for it everyday
You know that "time flies when you are faggot" greentext? He is like that

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yes what is it?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ah, yes, lovely. quite nice

Don't do it.

>not hot-knifing keef

need a straight forward answer

Obviously hiding 'her' dick

A white hole.

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Don't do it. I've gotten a handjob from a close friend's girlfriend once. She made me promise not to tell him then told him AS SOON as she next saw him (she wanted to make sure she'd get the first story in). Completely lied and said I came on to her, but she came into my room when she was round my house visiting my sister and actually came onto me while she was drunk.

Friendship was obliterated when he found out. Don't talk at all anymore. He came to my last birthday and we had a couple drinks but you could tell he was only there with my other mates and not for me.

obviously dont do it
why would you do that to your best friend?

anyone here hired an escort? is it awkward?

How's the Korean gf?

No.

happy birthday to me hahaha

What a fucking bitch. Did he believe her over you? is he still with her?

hey happy birthday mate!
i literally and unironically care about you as a fellow member of the /brit/ community. We've probably spoken a few times before. Mad innit?

why did you do that

>normatrons wont shut the fuck up

howling at the moon

he's not that great of a friend even though he is one of the only ones I have. might just do it anyway. need to get my dick wet

I truly hate all of you

its not even my birthday hahaha

cat >/dev/null

go to a therapist la
hope you're okay

>tfw would be on my way to being a roadman if I wasn't a virgin

If you have never been a NEET who posts on /brit/ until 4am for atleast one week straight then you aren't a real /brit/ poster desu

He wouldn't believe me. The girl actually told my sister and her friend while they were drinking

>I shouldnt go and see user again because i think something might happen
>proceeded to come to my room

When my sister's friend called her out for being a liar to my friend, she actually accused me of forcing myself on her, taking advantage of her while drunk. Luckily that he did not believe, because I am definitely not that guy.

I was in my room watching braveheart and smoking weed while my normie sister and her mates were drinking downstairs. I was extremely high and quite horny and she wasn't a bad looking girl (considering my options).

should i shower before taking a bath?

you're a fucking cunt if you do desu
you'll do it then in a month's time be here whining about why you don't have any mates

which club was that

Got ripped off by a hooker in Amsterdam and it was the worst experience of my life. Never felt so pathetic.

Put me off the idea of ever paying for sex desu

everyone around me manages either a gf or regular sex
not sure what makes me different but there's definitely something
maybe I should start doing coke?

just found out that cos some native american languages are tonal they could have basic conversations by whistling at eachother while hunting etc
that's a cool fact

Day 12 of nofap and I still couldn't care less about attaining casual sex

Just having a quiet chuckle to myself thinking of horny, deprived men who agonisingly try to acquire pussy as if it's the only thing that will validate their pathetic lives

Why am I so alpha lads?

>maybe I should start doing coke?
Considered it myself desu

Figure the main factor holding me back is a lack of confidence and coke would sort that out temporarily

Other options include mandy (bonus: empathogen) or benzos (con: acting like a bar tard)

bait out the biggest wasteman u know

Oh and he proposed to her less than a year later. She said yes then cheated on him openly outside a pub and broke up with him when he found out.

>he wanted to stay with her

I think he got oneitis bad and it makes me feel even worse for what I did desu. They never got back together though and that's all I know from what my sister tells me.

just gotta start being yourself

well done, lad. now try to occupy your time with something useful, and you will have lived a good life

I think my problem is im bad at talking to people, not confidence

my dad hahaha

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do NOT understand londoners.
lived there for a year and felt like a complete outsider. Its so atomised, like i don't get why people were just walking around westfield. The only stuff around there is some shopping centres etc. You get on the tube to go anywhere. London honestly felt like a video game... like the whole city was split up into these distinct areas with loading times between
completely alienating

warning you again lad, you need to wank soon or your nuts will fall off and you'll turn into a girl

could go for a handjob rn lads

hard to find a girl who can give a good one though

Did a think about Brexit and Trump and a little tear escaped the corner of my right eye.

>mandy

you're not aware of how much of a gurning mong you are on md, not good for finding a gf

coke maybe, but you'll quickly become a runt fiend

>TFW not a cute girl

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*fantasises about driving down the Pacific coast highway in a 1986 chevy caprice on a roadtrip with my friends, heading to freshman year of college at UCLA*

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full album of the bint
just done a cummies

not a specific club but a club night
they actually hired out part of a Portuguese cultural club
the old Portuguese lads were sick cunts, didn't kick us out after we were meant to have finished and let people smoke inside

MD is ace, the only thing is... you need to find an attractive, classy bird who will take it with you, and will want to dance with you when it rolls.

Far, far easier said than done.


t. literally slow danced at the club with a solid 9/10 friend whilst high last weekend

(didn't bang because I overdosed and had a bad trip later hahaha)

ehhhhhh whats up doc hahaha

Why is everyone so immature.

could just take a reasonably small dose for confidence and actually giving a shit about other people without the gurning?

speed's too ADHDey

I've seen guys get really fucking belligerent on coke though. Was cheap shite though so might just have been the benzocaine and other shit it was cut with

*shits in your desk while you're out at lunch*

penis is rising

>piercing

dropped

>drugs

what a terrible med student

long action posting hahaha

Question

You get to press a button and it will turn you into a woman. You won't be a tranny it's a magic button and you will be of higher attractiveness than you are right now.

Do you do it?

don't think the problem is confidence, I'm fine talking to girls I'm just bad at escalating
I do fine if it's explicitly a date but I can't flirt with girls on neutral territory

lads never pissed in a bottle before, how can i be quiet about it?