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BOS:Illness forces Hanley Ramirez out of lineup
SEA:Dae-Ho Lee homers twice in offensive affair
SEA:Hernandez knocked off throne for eight runs
COL:Chatwood shuts out Padres over eight innings
LAA:Garrett Richards (fatigue) heading to doctor
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LA:Early June the soonest Van Slyke could return
WAS:Bryce Harper slugs 10th home run of 2016
LAA:Joe Smith picks up second save of season
CWS:Avisail Garcia (hamstring) not in lineup Wed.
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ARZ:Segura (hip) out again Wednesday vs. Marlins

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PILATES BRO

steroids

>SEA:Hernandez knocked off throne for eight runs
And they still won

>harry caray drinking old style

>not Black Label

Weak

>Expecting him to drink shit like Goose Island

Are Pilates a banned substance?
What about plants?

he drank budweiser (not that I share his taste)

Whos red sox thread where?

>why can't I hold all these wins?

>substance
you don't know what pilates are do you

I'm so sick and tired of all of you spreading these rumors about Jake Arrieta. are you aware that you can completely ruin this man's career with this bullshit? Why can't you faggots just respect legendary talent when you see it? Why do you all have to scream STEROIDS HURR STEROIDS LOL whenever a guy becomes a success after being disposed of like some rag doll from his former team that didn't want him just the way he was with unique mechanics and all? I would expect people like you to root for me. He made himself the best pitcher in baseball by being healthy and doing pilates. NOT STEROIDS.

He made himself te best pitcher by leaving the AL.

should we add chisek to the dingerboat pic Mbros?

DWARFS

no the AL per se, but just Baltimore

Baltimore is where pitchers go to die

>50+ pitches
>not even 3 innings pitched

Wow Fernandez.

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Because they play AL teams.

That's just the Mussina curse

Hey texas do ne a favor, fuck off and lose

How much does a manager ejection effect the outcome of a ballgame? Does the chance of winning decrease of he gets tossed? On that note, how well do you think the teams would do if the teams were player managed by say a captain

Shhh. Tiki might hear you.

so do the Rangers and look what happened to Gallardo

same thing happend with Ubaldo Jimenez whose ERA jumped a run and a half going from Cleveland to Baltimore

Don't count on it

Teams with Player/Managers used to be commonplace. I guess it depends whether or not your team has a good veteran who understands how to manage certain situations.

BASED Hammy dropped a crazy fact.

Without Jordan Zimmerman, the rest of the Tigers rotation has an average ERA over 6.00

>colby lewis averaged 6 strikeouts per 9 innings last season
>he already has 4 in 3 innings

kewshaw is literally going to break records against us, its going to be beyond embarrassing

Perfect game

MLB GENERAL: PILATES EDITION

Hey toronto, do me a favor and stop being shit

hes going to get no run support and it will go extra innings just so he can set an eternally unbreakable strikeout record

What is the single game K record? Is it really 27?

give us a ss and catcher who can hit over .200 and strikeout under 30% of the time and we might

what did he mean by this
local21news.com/sports/content/vaughan-does-tarp-dive-during-revs-rain-delay

Stay the hell away from Lindor, Ramirez, and Gomes.

21 in a single game, he'll get to that easily

martin, tulo and goins are 9 free strikeouts to a mediocre pitcher, so thats the baseline

Most by a single team is 26 and the record for a single pitcher is 20

I just remember when Kluber got 18 and they said he was close.

20 in 9 innings, 21 in a single game

>26/27 outs were Ks
when was this

Imagine getting paid 19 million dollary doos a year to sit on your fat ass eating junk food, pissing off boston fags every single day

Panda has it good

Oh, I forgot to add that it's 20 for 9 innings
That was extra innings my bad

Lindor is looking like Ozzie Smith

it was 26 in a single game but the game was 20 innings
baseball-almanac.com/recbooks/rb_strike2.shtml

wiki said 21 by a single pitcher was the record

either way if you arent watching kershaw against this shit team you are missing out on history in the making

Kluber getting pumped up

Just wait if he gets to face the Yankees. He'll break the record he sets against the Jays.

>another 1 run loss
>traded brooms with shitattle
A-At least their ace looked like shit too.

Why did Mcutchen chimpout today when he got charged with an error? Shouldn't he be more upset about his team being BTFO?

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DAE HO LEE SHIT!!!
im scared for felix ms bros

>The unnamed players who tested positive have been informed, and MLB officials are still wrapping up the administrative process required to suspend them. Sources did not say when the players tested positive or how many are on major league rosters, but anyone on a team's 40-man roster has the right to appeal, which can delay a suspension by several weeks.

Check arrieta's social media.

bryce harper is buttcheeks

how did the mariners win

>inb4 II don't know how this injectable Russian horse testosterone got in my system. I only take over-the-counter vitamins, there must be a mistake!

Bizzaro mlb

clay buttholes has an ERA over 7 lol

Tomorrow's starters CLE/DET
Trevor Bauer 1-0 5.28 ERA
Michael Fulmer 1-0 3.60 ERA

Go easy on Autistic Bauer pls

Also, amazing play by Castellanos.

They're no longer tied down by Nintendo

I think it would be a bigger shitstorm if Arrieta wasn't on any the lists released in terms of length and duration.

If he was guilty of dopping, it would just be one giant bomb, after that, not much.

Just suspend half our lineup please

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Colby lewis must be an elite ace pitcher right? Amazing how an elite shutdown guy like him is a back end rotation guy for the rangers, how do they even have any losses this year?

GG Tiggers

BASED KLUBOT with the 5H CGSO

SHUTOUT!

Klubot exterminating Tigers left and right this year

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Shut up racists.

ROLL ON WINDIANS

gg tiggers

Literally not racist and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong cuckie boi

Your team name is racist to Native Americans. Kind of Ironic they play on a ballpark named Progressive Field. Not only are they racist, but they rub it in on everyone's faces.

Cry more bitch boy

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a bitch.

the mariners are literally going to the playoffs

their name isn't racist

Wahoo is racist but they are slowly fazing him out so really who cares

Quit being racist

All it took was moving away from Nintendo

>nintendoomed

Yes it is

NL Allstar lineup

CF: dex fowler
LF: Yoenis Cespenders
1B: Rizz
RF: Brycie
3B: Arrrrenado
DH: Kris 'blue eyes' Bryant
2B: Murph
SS: The Story of Trevor Story's Story
C: Dat Buster P

AL all star lineup

CF: Mike Large Mouth Bass
2B: Robbie Canoe
3B: josh Donaldduckson
DH: Big Papi
RF: Joey Batts
1B: Eric Cartman Hosmer
LF: kole in one calhoun
C: Saliva Perez
SS: Correyeah

Cap it

Go get cucked beta shit

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuck or a beta male.

>Your team name is racist to Native Americans.
Indian is actually not a derogatory term and is commonly accepted amongst US tribal entities. Obviously it's wrong but given their common history of oppression they tend to think it's useful and can even give a sense of solidarity.

Also, the team has had Indian players in the past (Sockalexis) and in the present (Chamberlain).

That said Wahoo is racist as fuck and needs to be retired.

t. Indiansfag

Neither one is racist. See
Only cucked beta whites think different. Notice how they don't go after the scores of college and high school teams named Indians, Chiefs, Redskins, Seminoles, etc. Because it doesn't further the SJW agenda like a major team does

t. Angels fan

Sup Forums, /lgbt/ pls go

>shittista
>all star

well memed friendo

Indians should were their these unis more, they're a dope as hell.

>were

>their
>these
>were

I blame mobile.

Sorry
Where*

OP your picture is stupid, he drank budweiser

Where's the Phils/Cards thread?

Look through the catalog

All Doyers vs the Tampa Bay Whos shitposting will take place in this thread because I'm not creating a general so that me and the dodgers namefag can make two posts.

Whos please get a better fucking field it is stressful watching baseball in this patchy industrial shitheap "field" you call a stadium.

t. salty dodgers fan

Nothin

Howard with a 3 run homer

>it's a "Howard hits a HR against the Cards" episode

That'll be the last runs in the game

Now we hold on

tulo is literally going to get waived

>shitinals getting BTFO