Chilean anime edition
/cum/
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TRUMP!
la wea fomeeeeeee el hilo aburridooo
What have you accomplished today /cum/ ?
Manlet Editon
OH
:^)
I did some hw and made my gf happy. Those were the highlights.
Im kinda drunk now though
whoops didn't notice it's way past bump limit already
Please kill yourself
>tfw you will never be a manlet
h-hey
Nice thread.
>SD
>Good Tier
>tfw too tall to dress up as hitler for christmas
st augustines cross, meh, but maryland and hawaii is labeled as shit?
Who made this shit image?
I took a shit on the floor in the bathroom if a mom and pops type restaurant because they gave me bad service
Someone had to pick it up
Are mexicans the best latin americans?
>she will never put you in a headlock with her legs and force you to eat her out as retribution for hundreds of years of enslavement
Yeah the states flags arent too great
Oh god I hope not.
I can't possibly imagine how horrible the rest might be.
> RI god-tier
>Oregon, SD, Indiana, Nebraska, Utah, NC, Illinois good-tier
>Hawaii not god-tier
wew
>Alabama great tier
>add a seal to it, becomes Florida, meh tier
the fuck
First for angery Mexicans
nothing since is 1AM here
nice gif!
I hear the Portuguese ones are the worst
Go to bed user
N E W E N G L A N D
really makes me think
they told me that they're going to wake me up earlier
aren't they euro though
Brazil numb nuts
>tfw you're in Boston and not NH, Vermont or Maine
why didn't you just say Brazilians then?
>5 minutes from New Hampshire
>Can't own guns that they can
can't you just move
Best England
I forgot you yanks don't know geography/history
Whatever American
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>he speaks Portuguese, he must be from Portugal!
whats trumps first meme in office going to be?
I have guns back in NY. Muh dad bought me a stg-44 for my 15th birthday way back when
I'm in uni
resigning
He clearly didn't want it.
I'd say Brazil is the default for Portuguese these days.
If I heard somebody speaking Portuguese I'd guess they're from Brazil before Portugal.
Tell Obama he's fired
>Muh dad bought me a stg-44 for my 15th birthday way back when
REEEEEEEEEE I NEVER GOT THIS FEEL FUCKKKKKKKK
Grabbing a secretaries pussy
My dad bought me a bow and arrow but let me shoot my first pistol when I was 7.
Do you guys like my Scout?
Orlando > Jacksonville > Tampa > SHIT > Miami
I've only ever shot a bolt action .22 and a semi-automatic shotgun.
I had a beggar's bazooka named Metallic Horse Cock
grabbing his secretary by the pussy
Only a bolt-action and a pistol desu but I like knowing how to shoot bow and arrow because that turns less heads and it looks cooler.
desu I think I named my diamond head machine gun (from MvM) "Chained Nigga" or some stupid shit like that.
I personally love bolt actions myself just due to the feeling of working the action, but I fucking hate these state laws regardless.
desu that is a cute hedgehog
Are you in California? Just smoke more and chill out bruh. Get a bow and arrow and shoot some water balloons.
I remember when the Loch-n-Load got buffed to have 3 grenades in it at a time and someone had a Strange varient of it renamed to "Proof that Valve can count to three".
Still the best name I've seen on an item.
>mfw TF2 is almost 10 years old
I'm in Massachusetts. At least I have weed as well. Also a few airguns and some airsoft.
>neighbor came downstairs and asked me to keep it quiet he can hear my bed squeaking
>he thinks im having sex
>its just my left leg bouncing while my computer chair squeaks
at least the think that you're not a virgin
He probably think your having gay sex
Fuck your right
post youre music
youtube.com
>tfw your mom asks if you are gay because you havent given her a son yet
>In hospital a few years ago
>I was a little dizzy after a surgery
>Make comment that a nurse was cute
>Hear my mom talking to my aunt and saying "Well at least I know he isn't gay now."
>unironic use of atomizer
>tfw dad has been asking me to donate to a sperm bank because he thinks that a cup of my baby goo by itself has a better chance of getting into a woman than I do.
>he doesn't use the Atomizer for a third jump to flank people easier
Literally happened to me last week. She cornered me alone and tried giving me "i'll accept you no matter what speech" I freaked out thinking she had found my Loli files but then she mentioned my friends name and it clicked. She thought we were a couple.
>friend
Does he have cute feet, user?
No, he's a big guy. If one of us would have "cute" feet it would be me.
he's a big guy for you
>dad called and gave me a speech
>"i keep saying when i think about you son that i dont know if he's gay but if he was I guess I would just love him anyway"
>d-dad im not gay
>"son you're 23 and I have never seen you chase a girl in your life so im having some trouble believing that"
post 'em
>Mom tries to set me up with some jewish girl
>She invites her to dinner
>She's 6'2
Top lmao
No, I'd feel uncomfortable
GKMC > TPAB
Was she attractive, though?
After my mom started to hint that I might be gay I started mentioning to her the attractiveness of various news reporters when they came on the tv
>not wainintg an amazonian jewtress
Brooooo, hook me up. I'm 6'4" and tall Jewish girls are my jam
Thankfully my parents once stumbled onto my porn stache and they know i'm just autistic and not gay.
Thankfully they didn't find the really horrible porn.
That's a big jew
>she's 6'2
I could understand if she was like a midget but 6'2 isn't that short user
Ask her about her shekels.
for you
im moving to louisiana soon wish me luck nigras
the male jew is the one that rakes in the shekels
For you
oye you goy
heil hitler
For you.
uuuuuuuu