Racing Club

>Racing Club
>it's actually a football club
>pronounced "hah-sin"

>Leicester City
>its pronounced Lestah not Lie-Chester

It's pronounced "mufa"

>James (Rodriguez) its actually Ha-mez

>Hala Madrid y Nada Mas
>H is Silent
>Pronounced Allah, Madrid y nada mas

>young boys

>més que un club
>literally "month that a club"

>trying to watch Villareal
>it's villafake

>Club America
>Literally only 1 (one) american player in their squad

>CD Guadalajara
>called "The Goats"
>they aren't the GOATs anymore

>CA
>fans are all stinky subhuman chilangos

What the fuck England learn your own language

Kek

>AC Milan
>no heater Milan

AC can both heat and cool.

>Union Berlin
>the city actually gets reunited

top notch prophetic skills right there

>Great Britain
>actually not so great

>they pronounce 5a ha

plebs

>The Strongest
>they're not even close to being the Strongest

>>Literally only 1 (one) american player in their squad
All of their players are from the american continent. Look at the logo.

Yeah I knew a guy who really liked to be called mee-cha-el. Got pissed when he was called michael (English) or michel

>Waxtap
>no wax or tapping of any kind

>Go Ahead Eagles
>they never go ahead
>they're not even eagles

They've got two eagles

>visit liverpool
>no pool of livers in sight

>Manchester United
>there's other football clubs in Manchester

>FC Dallas
>plays soccer in Frisco

>2014 World Cup
>hosted in Brazil
>Brazil loses 7-1

CHI

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again