Merry, Marry, Mary

This triggers and confuses the American

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No it doesn't. But I see what you are trying.

That and spelling are the only things that distinguish American and Canadian English tbqh

it's the language that's stupid, bro, not the users

>Happy; Joyful
>Completed engagement
>Female name

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He is referring to the pronunciation.

In american english "Merry, Marry, Mary" are all pronounced the same.

American English pronounces them all the same way, while some other dialects pronounce them slightly differently, leading to this splendid case of British banter.

When yanks pronounce craig as creg it really triggers me desu why cant they say it properly?

>craig as creg

Give me an example of how you pronounce it?

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Here is me pronouncing Craig

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"Cray-g" sounds forced. American English tends to shorten vowels quite a bit.

Its nothing to do with "american" English. Its your shit accent.

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MARY MARY MARY MARY

Which is American English you spastic

Still better than Cockney and Estuary """English""", though I think we can agree that Received Pronunciation is aesthetic, if a bit prissy.

I pronounce them differently

Haha. Get good noobs.

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I actually cannot fathom that foreigners can pronounce these words differently! They are all pronounced the same !

Mary - /meri/
Marry - /mæri/
Merry - /mεri/

Only Canadians care enough to maintain such a distinction.

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There is no such thing as cockney English. There is a cockney accent but not a language you fucking moron.

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Ha! Cool!

Much like other Europeans you speak English with a British accent! I would have never guessed you are Albanian! Bravo!

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We're talking about dialects, given that all of them are part of the broader English language.

New sitcom idea: a man lives with his wife named Mareee. Big bang style laugh tracks when the wife discovers the husband doing some ungodly neet shit. He then screams her name.

Gib money pls

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kys

Rude

U high bro?

No
Marry someone
Feel merry
Name your daughter Mary
Fek off
At least we dont call every fucking object an old squiddly dumptious twizzle sizzler