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Fighting for your freedom edition

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*shart noises*

MWAH

lipstick marks are really fucking hot

i hate this worthless fucking general

i love you user

Have a beer and settle in user.

Ok it's best I go to bed desu
Night

>want to watch the Costa Rica game this tuesday, user?

how do you respond?

yo

Do I look like a fucking dago?

My teams playing on Tuesday, in the only sport that matters..

>tfw no beer
>roommate spent the alcohol money on Gin and Peach Karkov instead

>penguisn game with friends
>hot dog overload after game
>beer and hitting on chicks all night
fun times 2night /cum/

>borepuck

Worried Trump will make it harder for me to work in the states desu.

hoping he does desu

we have enough china towns here

>penguisn game

DELET

But I'm not chinese.

I just want to work somewhere that isn't infested with chinese.

Laffs? Score prolly shouldn't have been 4-1 tbqhwy. They have a bright future.

Fuck off to Winnipeg or something then.

>handegg
>boreball
>nigball
>diveball

>ever coming close to the most patrician sport of Hockey.

I want to stay in the northwest.

I just want old vancouver back...

Seattle is the best I can hope for, so I must end up there.

You're right, it should have been 8-1. Andersen kept the team alive for most of the 2nd and 3rd.

Baseball is the thinking mans sport

only plebians and lower class scum cant appreciate its fine nuances and comfiness

>His nation's favorite sport isn't kickboxing

Beggars can't be choosers bitch
Trump or not if you want something then do it, stop whining on the internet

We should never have abandoned the Red Ensign

>I just want to work somewhere that isn't infested with chinese
>literally 95% of Canada

Go to Victoria then you faggot

>Baseball is the thinking mans sport

Why the fuck should I have to limit myself to one city because a bunch of brown people ruined it for everyone.

Fuck I'll work illegally before I let that happen.

What happened to that big fire in Canada?

100% agree, sent our nation down a dark path.

It died down, the towns back to normal

prove me wrong

you cant

Said nobody ever.

>tfw qt cashier is a leafs fan
>wanted to tease her about the game but the canucks are even worse

Still burning, just not near the city anymore.

What are you even on about at this point
Who said anything about brown people

Have you considered not blaming all of your problems on other people. Maybe try changing something in your life

It died, just like everything else in Canada

it's not comfy when you follow a mediocre team

I remember trying to watch the jays in 2011. they went 81-81 that year, which isn't even that bad, but after like a month when it became clear they weren't going to even contend for the wc you just sort of check out.

then why is the league full of dominicans and cubans?

can you name the significance of this number in canadian sports history, /cum/?

looney toons

literally who gives a hot FUCK about canadian sports history

>Can't pucks fan

Makes us laffs fans feel better.

Yup

Us Canadians, cause it's cold up here. The hotness of the fuck keeps us warm.

>hurr durr hit ball wit stik

the jays have been to the post season twice in the last two years alone and just swept the most incompetent playoff team in modern mlb history. 81-81 is NOTHING when you could be an A's or worse, a rays fan

literally 2deep4u

number of seasons marcus allen's brother damon played in the cfl

lads there's this french lass at a fried chicken joint I go to that I want to ask for her number but I bet she already has a bf because she's pretty hot so I'm too much of a pussy to do it

are you friends with phil kessel or something?

Just like Jamal is hitting your sister with his stick.

ourhistory.canadiens.com/greatest-moment/No-23-Retired-Forever

>i pik upp tha stik
>i hit ball
>i runu in O
>s p o r t

I'll give you a hint

1993

>flag

Leave and never come back

see

>run in O

its a diamond shape, you square. And OBVIOUSLY the mechanics of the game are 2complex4u

You're my favorite Canadian. Wanna get married?

getting fried chicken without the awkwardness is better than having a gf
even if she is single, she'll probably just say she has a boyfriend instead of saying no

>flag
leaf and never come back

n-not a faggot, sorry.

ummm i'm a girl??? ;)

...

>Im a girl

>Australia
>Not Australian Rules Football
I call bullshit

I am actually a girl

...

Me too, now grab the Canuck so I can suck his dick. I'm so horny right now.

>tfw no more Zellers

i forgot how much target fucked up here

thank you for reminding me girlposter was a lie

There are no girls on the internet user.

>/c/ meetup

youtube.com/watch?v=iIlLbJHKw8M
>canadian "sports"

The double of 3 is 6, you get the deal but I dont even need to start.
May be true that there are refugees now that have to get deported after whistling after a schoolgirl.
But we will never be on the scale that is Canada.
Government full of mandatory women and poo in loos.
Housing market in the grip of their chinese overlords.
The difference is that refugees are here to work for 1 euro the hour until the war in syria is over and guess what Trump announced a few days ago?
Meanwhile Canada is run by streetshitters and now leaf.

dumb umaruposter

youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c
What happened to the dog in this music video?

>lets in nearly 2 million """refugees"""
>no sign this will stop
>dude I'm winning lel

If you think refugees will ever go back you are retarded

...

>army adding the invaders

>be depressed about 25000 syrians
>realize germany lets in that many without screening in a day

>losing interest in sex
>Abdul will fix this

German engineering

god dammit hiro, why do you keep bottlenecking posting on certain boards

How many more do you need user?

>wrong
>wrong
>yes

Pic simply states that it is allowed to happen by law
Try again

In Canada women would never even refuse service, the pubkeeper was slammed by muslims online

The army was used to equip halls with beds etc thats where the cost came from.

Is that really all you got?
You should be busy convincing chang not to kick you out.

How are the ads on Sup Forums these days?

Unwhitelisted the moment I got a fucking pop up.

/vg/'s been in the shitter between 12:30 - 1:30 AM since the elections
no idea what the fucks happening

Why dont you have an article showing how 200000 1-euro jobs have been created that refugees are forced to take if they dont want benefit cuts user?

>classic German denial

Yes these peaceful refugees will all return nicely to Syria after getting gibs.

>he believes this

wew lad, cucked again.

Worst Canadian province?

Worst American state?

Worst Mexican back street?

>tfw your country wont get bullied about immigrants soon

gib jobs!

Do anyone else have a feeling of memeschmerz now that Trump has won? Like it's just been too good, and you know you will never reach this level of meme satisfaction ever again, and now you just feel empty and sad that it's over?

>not wanting european immigrants

The security is made up by privates that are usually composed of other immigrants meaning they beat each others face in.

A the article said you can go wherever you want.

How many more of these do you want user?

>not wanting a cute polish girl (male) to clean your hotels