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cara

Would my silly norwegian accent attract or repel slags?

Post something for me to say and I'll post a vocaroo for you to judge

two utter BANTERLORDS

FIGHT AND WIN

5'8 khhv AMA

>nige will never be pm

excuse me mate, where's the nearest pub?

come to the UK and I'll be your bf, want to live in Norway Tbh

I only want here lawyer

can fix one of those for a mere £3000

sorry to keep you waiting

complicated business

>Outlaw protesting
hmm.

>Loogabarooga

...

I VANT HERE LAWYEERR

good morning lads
alri

slags only like danes, sorry

height surgery exists?

yes, they literally break your leg bones and put inserts in

no

Yeah, they break your legs and add 3 or 4 inches. Expensive and you can't walk for 6 months.

FREXIT

Arrogance will be their downfall

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Say "Hello runts, I am here to steal your slags."

8 benzos right up the shitter

Remember

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ok deal

No one likes danes

think it's about time we had a paki prime minister 2bh

Only asians do it

satisfying

going to make a great post at 11:00am lads

A military man selling poppies stopped me today and asked if he could reposition mine - while doing so he told me that women should wear their poppy on their right side; the red represents the blood of all those who gave their lives, the black represents the mourning of those who didn't have their loved ones return home, and the green leaf represents the grass and crops growing and future prosperity after the war destroyed so much. The leaf should be positioned at 11 o'clock to represent the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the time that World War One formally ended. He was worried that younger generations wouldn't understand this and his generation wouldn't be around for much longer to teach them. (copy and paste to share just like I did) we must remember those from our current wars too!
LEST WE FORGET...

did a reply

yes but then you'll have extra long legs that will make your overall body look weird

I'd rather be 5'8 and have normal proportions than 6 foot with long stretchy legs

>No one likes danes
(You)

nah your accent is cute

try this


>excuse me mate, have you got a lighter>

why do women have to wear them on the right

sexist much

this jabbering is scraping against my ears

tone it down

expected ball busting

Not a single character

whats her name

dubs confirm!

shed a cheeky tear the other day when they did the last post before england v scotland

>muh 2 minutes silence
>muh war
>muh poppies

fuck off rorke

that old man is a stupid cunt

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Durant ces premiers jours de l'automne, arrivé subitement, alors que la tombée de la nuit est, à l'évidence, tout à fait prématurée, et qu'on a l'impression d'être en retard dans ses tâches journalières, alors je savoure, même plongé dans mon travail quotidien, cet avant goût de non travail que l'ombre apporte d'elle même, parce qu'elle est nuit et que la nuit signifie sommeil, foyer, libération.

that autumn kind of feel

fof

next week on rorke talk

kek

never seen any of the alien films lads, considering doing a cheeky watch of them

good lad

fobtyocp (fuck off back to your own country paki)

literally everything was against him and he still won

Nothing to do with Rorkeism, you poof

gonna get in the shower and waggle my willy for 11am

These aren't the types of sentences that trigger my accent very much

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do it satan

at least watch 1 and 2

the rest are pretty shitty

have not got a lider sry x

don't appreciate the frequent use of the word 'paki' on here lads

a bit uncouth 2bh.

>tfw no deep voice

HE
WALKS
AMONG
US

'sheed

went a bit yank at the end there

watch 1, 2 and 3

resurrection isnt good and prometheus is utter trash

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lads

1 is sci fi thriller kino

2 is sci fi action kino

Rest are shit

People wouldn't notice, I've got naturally longer legs proportionate to my body and it isn't noticeable to others.

Main issue is that you'll likely have pain associated with it for the rest of your life, isn't really wise to split open your bones like that.

had a few rum and pepsis last night

now I recoil at the thought of ever drinking pepsi again haha

That bloody Trump not wanting to stir up tensions with Russia, just who does he think he is?

*crashes car through your butthole*
*steals all your poo*
*backs out and drives away*

wait lads theres something messed up here
is a paki the same as a rasheed? whats the difference if there is one?

>politicians

BOOOOOO

what do you call the algerians

tfw no cool british friend with a cute accent to play cs go with

>is a paki the same as a rasheed? whats the difference if there is one?

correct

did not know prometheus was an alien film, now i understand all the butthurt over it

hello france

did le pepe win the election

The Russian's are coming for America and the UK because we voted Republican and you all did the Brexit. God chose this and Putin is his emissary:(

would if you were a dane

but nords are benders sorry

Boris Johnson with his combed hair, Kek

the gf

prometheus is prequel shit to alien. it's just utter shit and makes no sense at any level. the characters are all annoying and genuinely retarded so you can't even enjoy the characters like you can with aliens.

VOTE LE PEN

SAVE YOURSELVES

>Jezabel Vessir Has Pale Soles Cummed On

I used to play eve online with a corp that was full of brits

Lovely hearing those accents

Also, the best part was when we were in a fleet and the fleet commander was this british MILF. I always felt so secure following her stern orders. Of course, I secretly wished she'd tie me up and dominate me in bed.

`okay try this

>yeah the weather today is quite nice, by the way I am looking for a qt gf, do you know where I can find one

SILENCE PLEBS, NO POSTS UNTIL 11:02am GMT, THANK YOU

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respect for our brave boys battering the germs

F

really wouldn't mind having a nice bf

>gold

Why is he so tacky? He's like a real life Bond villain

you posted an aussie soldier lad

theres arabs from marocco, algeria (massive this one) and tunisia
idk I call them arabs, crouillat (this one is very funny and can also be used for proles in general) and bougne/bougnoule
gris (literally grey) is good too but not used a lot. its a good term to define arabs in a depreciative way without sounding racist as europe is white, africa south maghreb black so the arabs are grey
that leads to segreygation hahahahahahahhhhhh o my dayz

fuck off

who? our elections are in march/april

Doing a poo

dont like the uk
might move somewhere else

Shan't be watching

F

>The Left