Loughborough Revs edition
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Would my silly norwegian accent attract or repel slags?
Post something for me to say and I'll post a vocaroo for you to judge
two utter BANTERLORDS
FIGHT AND WIN
5'8 khhv AMA
>nige will never be pm
excuse me mate, where's the nearest pub?
come to the UK and I'll be your bf, want to live in Norway Tbh
I only want here lawyer
can fix one of those for a mere £3000
sorry to keep you waiting
complicated business
>Outlaw protesting
hmm.
>Loogabarooga
...
I VANT HERE LAWYEERR
good morning lads
alri
slags only like danes, sorry
height surgery exists?
yes, they literally break your leg bones and put inserts in
no
Yeah, they break your legs and add 3 or 4 inches. Expensive and you can't walk for 6 months.
FREXIT
Arrogance will be their downfall
Say "Hello runts, I am here to steal your slags."
8 benzos right up the shitter
Remember
think it's about time we had a paki prime minister 2bh
Only asians do it
satisfying
going to make a great post at 11:00am lads
A military man selling poppies stopped me today and asked if he could reposition mine - while doing so he told me that women should wear their poppy on their right side; the red represents the blood of all those who gave their lives, the black represents the mourning of those who didn't have their loved ones return home, and the green leaf represents the grass and crops growing and future prosperity after the war destroyed so much. The leaf should be positioned at 11 o'clock to represent the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the time that World War One formally ended. He was worried that younger generations wouldn't understand this and his generation wouldn't be around for much longer to teach them. (copy and paste to share just like I did) we must remember those from our current wars too!
LEST WE FORGET...
did a reply
yes but then you'll have extra long legs that will make your overall body look weird
I'd rather be 5'8 and have normal proportions than 6 foot with long stretchy legs
>No one likes danes
(You)
nah your accent is cute
try this
>excuse me mate, have you got a lighter>
why do women have to wear them on the right
sexist much
this jabbering is scraping against my ears
tone it down
expected ball busting
Not a single character
whats her name
dubs confirm!
shed a cheeky tear the other day when they did the last post before england v scotland
>muh 2 minutes silence
>muh war
>muh poppies
fuck off rorke
that old man is a stupid cunt
...
Durant ces premiers jours de l'automne, arrivé subitement, alors que la tombée de la nuit est, à l'évidence, tout à fait prématurée, et qu'on a l'impression d'être en retard dans ses tâches journalières, alors je savoure, même plongé dans mon travail quotidien, cet avant goût de non travail que l'ombre apporte d'elle même, parce qu'elle est nuit et que la nuit signifie sommeil, foyer, libération.
that autumn kind of feel
fof
next week on rorke talk
kek
never seen any of the alien films lads, considering doing a cheeky watch of them
good lad
fobtyocp (fuck off back to your own country paki)
literally everything was against him and he still won
Nothing to do with Rorkeism, you poof
gonna get in the shower and waggle my willy for 11am
These aren't the types of sentences that trigger my accent very much
do it satan
at least watch 1 and 2
the rest are pretty shitty
have not got a lider sry x
don't appreciate the frequent use of the word 'paki' on here lads
a bit uncouth 2bh.
>tfw no deep voice
HE
WALKS
AMONG
US
'sheed
went a bit yank at the end there
watch 1, 2 and 3
resurrection isnt good and prometheus is utter trash
pics
1 is sci fi thriller kino
2 is sci fi action kino
Rest are shit
People wouldn't notice, I've got naturally longer legs proportionate to my body and it isn't noticeable to others.
Main issue is that you'll likely have pain associated with it for the rest of your life, isn't really wise to split open your bones like that.
had a few rum and pepsis last night
now I recoil at the thought of ever drinking pepsi again haha
That bloody Trump not wanting to stir up tensions with Russia, just who does he think he is?
*crashes car through your butthole*
*steals all your poo*
*backs out and drives away*
wait lads theres something messed up here
is a paki the same as a rasheed? whats the difference if there is one?
>politicians
BOOOOOO
what do you call the algerians
tfw no cool british friend with a cute accent to play cs go with
>is a paki the same as a rasheed? whats the difference if there is one?
correct
did not know prometheus was an alien film, now i understand all the butthurt over it
hello france
did le pepe win the election
The Russian's are coming for America and the UK because we voted Republican and you all did the Brexit. God chose this and Putin is his emissary:(
would if you were a dane
but nords are benders sorry
Boris Johnson with his combed hair, Kek
the gf
prometheus is prequel shit to alien. it's just utter shit and makes no sense at any level. the characters are all annoying and genuinely retarded so you can't even enjoy the characters like you can with aliens.
VOTE LE PEN
SAVE YOURSELVES
>Jezabel Vessir Has Pale Soles Cummed On
I used to play eve online with a corp that was full of brits
Lovely hearing those accents
Also, the best part was when we were in a fleet and the fleet commander was this british MILF. I always felt so secure following her stern orders. Of course, I secretly wished she'd tie me up and dominate me in bed.
`okay try this
>yeah the weather today is quite nice, by the way I am looking for a qt gf, do you know where I can find one
SILENCE PLEBS, NO POSTS UNTIL 11:02am GMT, THANK YOU
respect for our brave boys battering the germs
F
really wouldn't mind having a nice bf
>gold
Why is he so tacky? He's like a real life Bond villain
you posted an aussie soldier lad
theres arabs from marocco, algeria (massive this one) and tunisia
idk I call them arabs, crouillat (this one is very funny and can also be used for proles in general) and bougne/bougnoule
gris (literally grey) is good too but not used a lot. its a good term to define arabs in a depreciative way without sounding racist as europe is white, africa south maghreb black so the arabs are grey
that leads to segreygation hahahahahahahhhhhh o my dayz
fuck off
who? our elections are in march/april
Doing a poo
dont like the uk
might move somewhere else
Shan't be watching
F
>The Left