Murican sports

>murican sports

>amerilards

That's not a sport though. That's a half time show which nobody really watches or pays attention to

>ameriweenies

its part of the sport

It's as much a part of the sport as rape and murder is a part of your culture, you swine

>ameribangers

>ameriwursts

No, it's not a part of the sport, since no sport is being played. That's like saying going to use the bathroom at halftime is part of the sport

>bathroom
>no bath
Just call it a toilet you giant seppo

Fucking kek
>Cleveland

kek

>not betting on Ketchup in the hotdog race literally every time because you are in the midwest and Ketchup wins 1/2 of the time even though there are 3 runners.

So a large part

>sugardale hotdog launcher
Does this mean theyre launching hotdogs into the crowd?

look how fucking fat they all are

i bet they eat more than 1 meal a day

>mocking the inventors of freedom, the saviours of poorland (twice), the ones who put a man in the moon, basicaly the apex of humanity, for a meaningless half time show
I feel ashamed.

>Does this mean theyre launching hotdogs into the crowd?

directly into ur mum's mouth m8

>ameriboos
>defending amerifats

rofl

WELCOME BACK TO THE NORTH EAST SOUTH DIVISION BEST OF 15 WILDCARD PLAYOFFS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GANLEY AUTO STORES AND DRUG MART, ONE TEAM HAS JUST INTENTIONALLY COMMITTED A FOUL ON THE OTHER TEAM TO USE TO THEIR ADVANTAGE SO WE'LL TAKE A BREAK FROM THE ACTION TO BRING YOU THE SUGARDALE HOTDOG LAUNCHER AND HOTDOG DANCERS, COULD BE ON TRACK FOR A TIE GAME HERE FOLKS AT WHICH POINT WE'LL FLIP A COIN TO SEE WHO GETS TO CALL FIRST IN THE BEST OF 51 ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT, THE WINNER OF WHICH WILL ADVANCE TO THE NATIONAL/AMERICAN WEST LEFT DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

Wow. Imagine being the father of one of those people.

Imagine literally living in that filthy shameless culture.

This is pretty much my vision of what all American """sports""" are

Look alabama just because you guys don't have a pro team doesn't give you the right to be so salty.

>be british
>dance as a giant hotdog
>be murdered because it is 1/3rd pork and your stadium is in east london

GREAT Britain indeed.

>Be british
>no way to anthropomorphize food boiled until grey

>tfw sharia police come round to your house and confiscate your pork pies

life is suffering

rare flag

>Jersey
>is a country

I figured that there was an original Jersey since we have New Jersey, but I always assumed it was a region in England, like York, Hampshire, or Mexico.

every word of this is true

>100-64
Lmao what?

Bring on the dancing hotdog girls, this game over.

Hot dog launches are a goat part of minor league games, seems a bit silly to have a major league team do it

>Alabama

I was gonna say rare but this made me kek