pray for nz
/brit/
no
what happens if the earthquakes knock over new zealand's computer?
RIP new zealand
>his national animal is an extinct bird that couldn't even fly
Not being reported on the BBC yet, this is just one kiwi having us one
who
work tomorrow
POOLAPSE
Got a new favourite way to wank.
.
I lie on my bed underneath a suction cup dildo attached to the frame and suck on it as if there's a tranny forcing their cock into my mouth. When I'm close to cumming I swing my legs over my head and shoot a load onto the dildo and it all drips over my face as if someone has spunked on me.
bibi andersson edition
updates from our resident poo peeland correspondant, bin smuth?
nah it is on bbc news now
aussies and zealanders get a pass but canucks and ameries?
stay out of my /brit/
japanese pop
aussies are a bit self aware
>canucks
they're loyal fuck off 'sheed
...
>gf and i got in a fight at the bar and she hasn't come home yet
>it's 6:30 am
>Believing the mainstream medier
>be new zealander
>be an irrelevant australia
>have a flightless bird as your national animal
>cuckstamp on your flag
>get killed in an earthquake
...
kiwis aren't extinct
Who else here /proeuropebutvotedleave/? No problem with Europe in general but they're being bad lads atm desu
Only thing Cromwell did wrong was mastermind the death of the king 2bqh
t. Tyrone Vasquez on vacation
leafs are cancer, abboshit
me on the left
don't worry mate, only another 45 years and then you can retire
guys i died
wat do
She's a Tyrone's right now.
You know what to do.
if these SSRIs could start having their supposed good effects right now that'd be top hahahahaha eeeeeeeeerrrrr
it is now
>The US Geological Survey said the magnitude-7.4 quake hit some 95km (59 miles) from Christchurch.
fugg hope kiwis are ok
>taking pills for something that isn't fixed with pills
ah yes
youtube.com
1 (You) = 1 respect
pls pray i got spooked and lost power for a minute
I'll be done with her soon mate don't worry
>Only thing Cromwell did wrong was mastermind the death of the king 2bqh
the EU went to shit when they started bringing in south euro and balkan shitholes
give me your money
>extinct
Daniel should have died in the earthquake
FESH AND CHEPS
OIM A FAGGIT
A bit too self aware
*rings Emu's*
/brit/ op rankings ripped straight from the polls
>brit OP
>aussie/NZ OP
>canuck OP
>frankie OP
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>power gap
>irish op
>yank op
>'sheed op
can't refute this
hope u r ok
stay safe!!!
xx
Europe != The EU
>Only thing Cromwell did wrong was mastermind the death of the king 2bqh
just realised that I'm useless
Economically I agree but then Germany France and Sweden etc are being retarded about immigration etc so best we just leave them to wallow in their own filth atm.
x implies y
Spee's bullying is again lads
if nz is kill pls send nigel to rebuild
domesticated yanks are OK
some have been in /brit/ for literally years remember that. Think we owe those ones a little respect
/cum/ yanks are fucking rubbish though
shagged a drunk yank who had gotten in a fight with her boyfriend last night
she's sleeping next to me right now hehe
you rated sheeds below yanks
missed like two weeks of uni just sitting in my bed staring at the ceiling
in bed? x
>Anonymous 11/13/16(Sun)11:35:36 No.67361896 ▶
>>Only thing Cromwell did wrong was mastermind the death of the king 2bqh
dafuq kind of supposedly first world country has to worry about fucking earthquakes HAHA
whats next? a fucking cholera outbreak HAHAHAHA
twitter.com
sooooo accurate lool
Hold down F11 to show your #respect for the victims of the New Zealand earthquake
So perfect in The Seventh Seal
not clicking on this
did you know the leafs have a massive embassy in Trafalgar square? saw it yesterday
we really do love them
>whats next? a fucking cholera outbreak
did a chuckle at this
right? what next, they run out of potatoes!? LOL could you imagine!
rate my gimmick
life is so much easier if you're good looking
DELET THIS YUO FENIAN
>missed like two weeks of uni just sitting in my bed staring at the ceiling
don't die lad
glad society in britain has evolved above the need for such savage things as earthquakes
this
Imagine if I died lads hahaha
>shit Australia is currently getting rekt by Chink undersea mining
>14/11/16
is this from the future?
i'm objectively a 9/10 and I can confirm this
Love Nelson more
M7.4 - 53km NE of Amberley, New Zealand
>his population literally hasn't recovered from a potato famine 200 years ago
hope you're well ing ton
*pauses for laughter*
CHCH veteran reporting in. Everyone send your thoughts and prayers to the residents of cheviot
all 4 of them
anyone gonna watch this flick?
Will Trump do 'normal people' things like going to McDonalds and stuff?
Can't imagine any members of the public wanting to interact with him
envious haha
>pray for nz
nah
>tfw got a first in a stem course from a rustlers group uni and only went to like 3 lectures a term, spending the rest of the time being fucked or recovering from being fucked
degrees are actually easy lol
>They're too cowardly to stand up to them
OOOOOOOHHHHH SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
SPUDNIGGERS BTFO
How original
The word "elite" simply means "socially liberal".
Nothing more. It has nothing to do with wealth, status and power
>Haka 24 hours a day 7 days a week
>surprised when the floor caves in
yeah yeah I can make a fan blow air onto my ceiling light too
fake
3/10 here can confirm