Literally Shaking right now edition
/brit/
first for stay safe NZ
good edition
>on the tram yesterday
>never buy tickets
>4 ticket inspectors get on at a station and ask to see all tickets
>walk off the tram
>get the one 2 minutes later
>never paid in 3 years
you cannot catch me
i am the tram phantom
>being early to be first
rip island of shitposters and sheep
cryinggggg at this op
love these sad gits with dashcams who spend all day looking for trouble to upload on youtube 2bh
THIS is what a TRUMP PRESIDENCY looks like you racist bigots who don't take refugees and deny immigration visas.
THIS is KARMA.
how many are dead lad
Fuck off I don't need your advice
SHITTING PEUGEOT
kiwis dont shitpost though I only ever see intellectually stimulating posts from them
Helmet cam bikers are worse.
you are the reason we need bike locks and other unnecessary things u lil shit
get out of my high trust society
Going for a walk today, hope it's not too wet
Sod's law dictates that if you buy a ticket, there won't be inspectors, but if you don't buy a ticket, there will be inspectors
was it always split like that or did the earthquake just do it
honestly hope you die and your home gets destroyed mate haha
Just did it right now this is LIVE aerial footage. I
>doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs
>doesn't eat pork
>3 wives
>gold toilet
>wants to cut the interest rate down to near-zero
>doesn't like Jews
>doesn't like women and gays
>keeps railing on about the Iraq War
Is this nigga a secret Muslim or what?
ill ride with you NZ
rip
fuck you you sheep shagging cunt if I say stay safe you fucking stay safe ok
good looking women have it SO SO EASY
*blows a raspberry on your tummy*
just found this in the garden
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hahahahah this just popped up on the old facearooney
Pls send help
2 thousand sheep and one horny cunt died it's literally nothing
Same haha
Hope a pile of bricks falls on me bollocks in the process xx
>doesn't like jews
>every single adult child of his is married to or converted to Judaism
hmm
Do you think we're as patriotic as the yanks?
I kind of feel like we are but we do it in a more understated way.
Why are all these cyclists/motorcyclists perpetually angry?
I swear in all their dashcam or whatever videos they're always looking for fucking fights
Couldn't fathom being a bike runt desu
>Lefties now care about Remembrance Sunday because BBC showed an interview w/ Le Pen
brazilian wanderers are adorable but I'd never hold one
the gf didn't sleep until 6am for some reason so the lazy cunt is still in bed
she looks so cute when she's fast asleep, honestly just want to rape her
because motorists are cunts to them for arbitrary reasons
wandered quite far to get to the uk haha
can't survive in this world of networking and nepotism
maybe that's why he doesn't like jews
Cyclists in cities are complete mongs for some reason, especially London. Motorcyclists are just angry they don't have a car
Still here, just waiting for the tsunami to hit.
sheffield
>Shitterton
When will the working classes realise no level of protest vote can change anything?
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apparently it isn't worse than 2011 you should be fine yea
*spunks a fat wad into your eye*
hehe soz
POPPED A MOLLY I'M SWEATIN
WOO
POPPED A MOLLY I'M SWEATIN
WOO
London cabbies have a vendetta against bicyclists. If you mention bikers they go ape shit. They absolutely despise them
leaf normies can't banter
send them to /brit/ for education
literally playing osrs as we speak
just did a 90 kg 1RM bench press lads
Ah, excellent
When the rustbelt goes red and labour leave is successful
oh wait haha
I want to suck on Kate Middletons toes
something something inland epicentre
osrs went to shit after nightmare zone
might get on the bus into town even though I drive.
just for old times sake
FOY
shower of benders in this thread
What did Le Pen say
Wew, bell-end feels a bit warm
*removes foreskin*
ahh, much better
What happened on the stream?
Orange Tsunami alert I'm gunna go with the government and not you on this one kid
RIP mate
this is what you get for making fun of us flooding
nothing it's a meme you dip...
:3c *nuzzles*
poop!
haha!!!! poooop!!!
>trump and brexit will change anything for the white working class
delusional
Nowhere close, they sing their anthem at every public event and make their kids swear allegiance to the flag at school
I think people here are more proud of their regional culture, pointlessly so but still
Something something high ground avoid coastal areas something
Gf caught me on Sup Forums haha
absolute fucking STATE of the lot of you
put them mountains to use lad
pitch a tent and wait for it to blow over
going to walk to the station x
congratulations on your american citizenship
Standing on New Brighton pier with my testicles angled at the tsunami
Quivering with excitement
aee le france le pen foux de fa fa hon hon ménage a trois hon hon le remembrance honhon world war un hon hon
too casual still to even know what that is
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literally couldn't date a girl without her consenting to letting me sleep assault her
>Christchurch
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
If you notice my flag I'm not from New Zealand so I don't need advice from your toothpaste eating clog wearing hand me down of a non-country
degenerate ponce
ahh yes lets wank to cartoon girls that look like children
the first new content update they did
set a precedent of ruining the game and making it easy mode
r u ok
think its called nonce if you like kids and ponce if you like waitrose
holy fuck
RUN KIWI RUN
think I might be a nonce lads
nonce
both chinas overseas territories soon
if you look closely there is a british flag in the top left corner haha
mental
how come sometimes the function keys work by themselves on my laptop but sometimes i have to use the FN key
seems to change randomly and i have got a clue how to turn it on or off
I kind of want to die tho
whatever's more denigrating tbqh
just don't use nmz then? It's not hard