/brit/

Literally Shaking right now edition

first for stay safe NZ

good edition

>on the tram yesterday
>never buy tickets
>4 ticket inspectors get on at a station and ask to see all tickets
>walk off the tram
>get the one 2 minutes later
>never paid in 3 years

you cannot catch me
i am the tram phantom

>being early to be first

rip island of shitposters and sheep

cryinggggg at this op

love these sad gits with dashcams who spend all day looking for trouble to upload on youtube 2bh

THIS is what a TRUMP PRESIDENCY looks like you racist bigots who don't take refugees and deny immigration visas.

THIS is KARMA.

how many are dead lad

Fuck off I don't need your advice

SHITTING PEUGEOT

kiwis dont shitpost though I only ever see intellectually stimulating posts from them

Helmet cam bikers are worse.

you are the reason we need bike locks and other unnecessary things u lil shit

get out of my high trust society

Going for a walk today, hope it's not too wet

Sod's law dictates that if you buy a ticket, there won't be inspectors, but if you don't buy a ticket, there will be inspectors

was it always split like that or did the earthquake just do it

honestly hope you die and your home gets destroyed mate haha

Just did it right now this is LIVE aerial footage. I

>doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs
>doesn't eat pork
>3 wives
>gold toilet
>wants to cut the interest rate down to near-zero
>doesn't like Jews
>doesn't like women and gays
>keeps railing on about the Iraq War

Is this nigga a secret Muslim or what?

ill ride with you NZ

rip

fuck you you sheep shagging cunt if I say stay safe you fucking stay safe ok

good looking women have it SO SO EASY

*blows a raspberry on your tummy*

just found this in the garden

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hahahahah this just popped up on the old facearooney

Pls send help

2 thousand sheep and one horny cunt died it's literally nothing

Same haha
Hope a pile of bricks falls on me bollocks in the process xx

>doesn't like jews
>every single adult child of his is married to or converted to Judaism

hmm

Do you think we're as patriotic as the yanks?

I kind of feel like we are but we do it in a more understated way.

Why are all these cyclists/motorcyclists perpetually angry?

I swear in all their dashcam or whatever videos they're always looking for fucking fights

Couldn't fathom being a bike runt desu

>Lefties now care about Remembrance Sunday because BBC showed an interview w/ Le Pen

brazilian wanderers are adorable but I'd never hold one

the gf didn't sleep until 6am for some reason so the lazy cunt is still in bed

she looks so cute when she's fast asleep, honestly just want to rape her

because motorists are cunts to them for arbitrary reasons

wandered quite far to get to the uk haha

can't survive in this world of networking and nepotism

maybe that's why he doesn't like jews

Cyclists in cities are complete mongs for some reason, especially London. Motorcyclists are just angry they don't have a car

Still here, just waiting for the tsunami to hit.

sheffield

>Shitterton

When will the working classes realise no level of protest vote can change anything?

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apparently it isn't worse than 2011 you should be fine yea

*spunks a fat wad into your eye*

hehe soz

POPPED A MOLLY I'M SWEATIN

WOO

POPPED A MOLLY I'M SWEATIN

WOO

London cabbies have a vendetta against bicyclists. If you mention bikers they go ape shit. They absolutely despise them

leaf normies can't banter
send them to /brit/ for education

literally playing osrs as we speak

just did a 90 kg 1RM bench press lads

Ah, excellent

When the rustbelt goes red and labour leave is successful

oh wait haha

I want to suck on Kate Middletons toes

something something inland epicentre

osrs went to shit after nightmare zone

might get on the bus into town even though I drive.
just for old times sake

FOY

shower of benders in this thread

What did Le Pen say

Wew, bell-end feels a bit warm

*removes foreskin*

ahh, much better

What happened on the stream?

Orange Tsunami alert I'm gunna go with the government and not you on this one kid

RIP mate

this is what you get for making fun of us flooding

nothing it's a meme you dip...

:3c *nuzzles*

poop!
haha!!!! poooop!!!

>trump and brexit will change anything for the white working class

delusional

Nowhere close, they sing their anthem at every public event and make their kids swear allegiance to the flag at school

I think people here are more proud of their regional culture, pointlessly so but still

Something something high ground avoid coastal areas something

Gf caught me on Sup Forums haha

absolute fucking STATE of the lot of you

put them mountains to use lad

pitch a tent and wait for it to blow over

going to walk to the station x

congratulations on your american citizenship

Standing on New Brighton pier with my testicles angled at the tsunami

Quivering with excitement

aee le france le pen foux de fa fa hon hon ménage a trois hon hon le remembrance honhon world war un hon hon

too casual still to even know what that is

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literally couldn't date a girl without her consenting to letting me sleep assault her

>Christchurch
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

If you notice my flag I'm not from New Zealand so I don't need advice from your toothpaste eating clog wearing hand me down of a non-country

degenerate ponce

ahh yes lets wank to cartoon girls that look like children

the first new content update they did

set a precedent of ruining the game and making it easy mode

r u ok

think its called nonce if you like kids and ponce if you like waitrose

holy fuck
RUN KIWI RUN

think I might be a nonce lads

nonce

both chinas overseas territories soon

if you look closely there is a british flag in the top left corner haha

mental

how come sometimes the function keys work by themselves on my laptop but sometimes i have to use the FN key

seems to change randomly and i have got a clue how to turn it on or off

I kind of want to die tho

whatever's more denigrating tbqh

just don't use nmz then? It's not hard