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>de gay

Business idea: form a /brit/ vigilante group and fight the chinese debt collectors

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that show was absolute shit

It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore any importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted like my knackers into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

6th for racism = prejudice + power

hmm

if anyone wants to help they're more than welcome

one of my phone numbers is 07582402563

I claim the brunette in the nude colour lingerie

me on the right

putting an end to the frenchmans shit

I see right through him

you fucking what lad

the one on the right's footprint has more impact

>tfw i do computer science but i'm not very good at it but am still in 3rd year somehow and on a 2:1

i've probably sniffed more lines off my laptop than lines of code i've written on it

Why does this sort of thing bother you lot so much? 99% of people in Britain could not give less of a shit about this kind of non-sense

suffering terribly from loneliness, anxiety, depression and alcoholism

>people who leave thier windows open were asking for it!

you are a sick fuck, gtfo you victim blaming fuck. wow, I'm literally stunned that even on Sup Forums of all places someone acts like this.

i love how the fitter they are the less clothes they wear.
kek.

jesus christ britain

claudia cardinale and marcelo mastroianni sub-edition

what the fuck is this tripe

pathetic loser

lmao

>Patrician Tier
Bernard's Watch (original version)
Wizadora

>Pleb Tier
Fun House
Zzzap!

that's one strong chair

Spoken like a true britfa.g(got)s

absolute sad act

pull yourself together, depression and anxiety are not real things you spineless melt

Fewer clothes.

She is better than Audrey and all the other famous women like her. Nobody is better looking than Claudia. Just don't look up recent pictures.

tempted to go get a tescos meal deal 2bh
they are tasty ngl

when the whole squad on fleek

that's a yank thing mate

>depression and anxiety are not real things

umm no sweetie xoxo

*crashes plane into general; killing everyone*

runt life

Girl on the right is using a normal size laptop but it looks tiny.

me in the middle

umm yes mate

they are literally just temporary states of mind

remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish rubbish

lasagne for tea

no

it can't be true

naked smoothies are the fucking best.

idk I think Anouk Aimée, Anna Karina and the women Ingmar Bergman used for his films are better
but she's still up there

Me bottom left

I'm not even sure you can classify the behemoth on the right a women anymore, her endocrine system is probably closer to an African bull elephant than a human.

yeah all that women in tech coding bootcamp shite is done by yanks

>Co-founder of Skillcrush. Tech lady who loves comedy, feminism, and comedic feminists.

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Anyone else think she'd be an absolute riot?

Don't be absurd.

>just act happy bro

only recognise 4

how much fibre do they contain

going to do a big sloppy shit

want to visit some random yank city and post photos to /brit/ while im there

nonce

Rate my BMI

watched all 3 of the matrix this weekend

what a shit series of films

honestly

I get it

still real though idiot

hiding in the loo waiting for this bent runt to take a shite

always wanted to go to japan for two weeks to post on /brit/ from my hotel room, maybe buy a hug while im there

>5' 10"

Average American City

have a few pot cookies for tonight, lads

reckon sartre and de beauvoir were quite the couple
2 complete idiots, utter imbeciles even

The other day some chavs on the bus were abusing a (quite cute) girl who was sat near to me reading a book minding her own business, telling her to finger her fanny and other such vulgarities

I didn't do anything but all week I've been fantasising about standing up to them and making her my gf

umm that's christchurch in new zealand sweetie xx

twink

>he's 5'10

being so fat you can't even wipe your own ass is NOT attractive

stop this madness

recommend some nice british food
no meme.

was thinking of rewatching them desu

>66kg

christ lad one of my farts could blow you over

Aren't a load of the founders of computer science women? I think one even created the very first code compiler.

Obviously that isn't a progressive enough message though.

my gf where she belongs (she's muslim)

Anouk is too stern for me, and Anna Karina was great.

Bergman's selection was on point too. One of my favourite shots of all time.

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Beans and toast

This is the type of person who is 6"2 online

what a slut

hot

they seemed pretty cool when I was younger but now they are complete tripe and almost like some ironic comedy with a nonsensical plot line not because its hard to follow but because it literally doesn't make sense

You will never be happy. You will always be alone.

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no they aren't

they exist as words and nothing more

that meat is raw mate

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“I am sorry, but if you are a white man, you don’t get to define what racism is.” // Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

your entire existence is a temporary state of mind

that girl Kalatozov used in letter never sent and cranes are flying is very cute too
also let's not forget about Anne Wiazemsky and Silvana Morgano (the true GOAT right here)

>eat shit and die

it makes perfect sense desu

wake up neo

nonce

It does make sense though, in fact not only is the first probably the best sci-fi film of the last 30 years but 2 and 3 are both extremely underrated

in the oven?

opinions, lads?

it made sense until he got his magical powers in the real world

I can believe the agent smith entering the real world, but not that

always forget new zealand exists desu

>your entire existence is a temporary state of mind

looks damp and cheap

Essex

powder looks a bit grey

the constabulary has been notified