Texas Rangers vs Toronto Blue Jays

What's the over/under on bautista tantrums?

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Odor, R, 2B .261 16 61 6 5 .000 0 0
2. Mazara, N, RF - - - - - - - -
3. Beltre, A, 3B .287 18 83 1 10 .300 0 2
4. Fielder, P, DH .305 23 98 0 16 .375 0 1
5. Desmond, I, CF .233 19 62 13 3 .333 0 0
6. Moreland, M, 1B .278 23 85 1 2 .000 0 0
7. Rua, R, LF .193 4 7 0 - - - -
8. Holaday, B, C .281 2 13 0 - - - -
9. Alberto, H, SS .222 0 4 1 - - - -

. Pillar, K, CF .278 12 56 25 3 .333 0 0
2. Donaldson, J, 3B .297 41 123 6 18 .333 2 3
3. Bautista, J, RF .250 40 114 8 15 .267 1 4
4. Encarnacion, E, DH .277 39 111 3 15 .333 2 2
5. Smoak, J, 1B .226 18 59 0 25 .280 0 2
6. Tulowitzki, T, SS .280 17 70 1 3 .667 0 0
7. Martin, R, C .240 23 77 4 5 .000 0 0
8. Barney, D, 2B .259 2 4 0 2 .000 0 0
9. Carrera, E, LF .273 3 26 2 8 .125 0 0

No you aren't stop lying

Donaldson hoppin around

LOL buck said butt

I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN. GOD DAMMIT HAPP

fire sale when

Thank you based fat man

yeah he sure does

>its a jays give up an early lead episode
just start the raptors game already

Why would you want to watch the raps lose?

so is our """""offense""""" going to make holland look like a cy young contender or just a regular ace starter?

miami is overrated t bh

>another runner on 2nd with no outs episode

NO NO STOP NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO

Raptors are garbage

>jewnet forcing the rags/jays rivalry meme

2 RISP

How can anyone be against the bat flip? He's celebrating a victory. Only a baseball player could be so offended about something so small.

Please walk off again Canada bros

TRY AND WALK EDWIN NOW

>your face when we dont score here

oh look it is another Jays walkoff victory in the 9th episode

Why do they always give the foul balls to little kids?

Kinda cringey.

Atta boy you black mother fucker

based wall not cucking us out of an extra run

sup M's bro. Looking forward to wearing my Lotte Giants swag at Safeco for Lee Dae Ho this summer.

3 run dubs

Buck just hit the nail on the head. Stop thinking about hitting a dinger and just hit the ball.

>good pitchers being shit
>shit pitchers being good
>EE running hard on the sac fly

WHAT THE FUGGG IS GOING ON

2lo is garbage

Stop posting these.

I'd really like to see gibby call a cheeky suicide squeeze right now

>stares down a straight no movement fastball

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

EVERY SINGLE AT BAT EVERY SINGLE ONE

so is your camera m8

Jack black at bat

STAY HOT MARTIN

martin got a hit! martin got a hit!

...

MARTIN BABY

>martin with back to back hits in games

is he dare i say it not complete single A tier shit anymore?

I love seeing Holland get btfo. He's such a faggot and now he's eating shit for it.

nah this is a single A pitcher

Barney is my favorite player

Why do the rangers have a Chilean flag on their jersey?

>Canadian geometry

At least Texas is white

Kershaw is the greatest pitcher in the history of the world

Damnit Holland, this is an absolute shit-show... When is Darvish coming back?

>6 hits in 1 inning

>the shanty town of holland

>Canadian b8 detecting skills

THANK YOU BASED BALLGODS

WE WAITED SO LONG

>Holland said he wanted to be the #2 on this rotation

...

Seriously though, Canadian schools are shit-tier and you're just in denial if you can't admit it.

>yfw happ and the bullpen blows it

whens darvish starting again

Koreans are pretty damn weird

I honestly have nothing against any of the rangers players. Except for Holland. He thinks he's good but in reality he's shit.

ha ha raptors suck

>tfw we might not get no hit against kershaw after all

feels decent brahs

Everybody knows that

Maeda vs Stroman get hyped

I'm going to the game on Saturday and get to see Kershaw. I kind of wish I was going tomorrow because that pitching match up should be pretty sweet.

WOW DOLAN

Kershaw is a great athlete

Those hot girls are NOT playing mobile strike.

>canadian
>elite at calling a game
>walk off hit last game
>hit 23 homers last year
>average batting stats, just rough start

why do y'all hate russlel

>He just missed two
eric

Because he went 2 weeks without a hit

Holland has them figured out now

oh i see that totally invalidates how hes played for the blue jays in all but those 2 weeks. should >we start thole every game then?

>offense goes dead for the rest of the game as the rangers chip away

It's perfectly valid to say "dare i say it not complete single A tier shit anymore?" when martin is hitting like single A tier shit.

NO CECIL NO!

>doesnt score for 1 (one) inning
>t-the offense is dead!

toronto sports fans are the saddest group of people on the planet

>40+% strikeout rate for 3 straight weeks

happ ening

>implying that hasnt happend dozens of times last season with this same lineup

That would be sonic the hedgehog fans

holland a shit

ew

>odoor

Alberta right now

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Happ still based. Needs to grow a Pete Walker style beard

>tfw haven't slept in 37 hours
hurry up and win, Jays

Fuark

using a lighter bat would probably help tulo a lot

what the fuck tulo why wouldnt you tag there? it was either a homer or a warning track popout

what the fuck is wrong with our baserunning

Wow, just stop.

In reality he is a middle of the rotation player that has consistency issues and a fastball that has dropped to 91 for the most part and a sinker that finds itself being off command more than anything

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA retards

that was bad luck not an error on beltre

YOU TELL EM BUCK

THAT WAS A BASE HIT

WE GOT A GOLD GLOVER ON THERE AND HE CAN'T GET TO IT

YOU TELL EM ITS A BASE HIT BUCK

>this fielding

>tex-ass
>rang-tards
>dee-fense

As Texas radio hall of fame great Mike Rhyner would say:

"this. team. SUCKS."

I FUCKING LOVE THAT JEW