/heem/: mma edition

UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 5
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)

PREVIOUS THREAD: NEWS:

>Fighters predict Overeem-Arlovski
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/who-ya-got-fellow-fighters-predict-ufcs-alistair-overeem-vs-andrei-arlovski-headliner

>Chi Lewis-Parry breaks his hand on DC's head, is out of GLORY fight
mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11594706/chi-lewis-parry-injures-hand-sparring-tough-daniel-cormier-pulled-from-glory-30

>UFC FN 87 odds
mmamania.com/2016/5/4/11583500/ufc-fight-night-87-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-overeem-arlovski-rotterdam-mma

>Dillashaw-Assuncao added to UFC 200
mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11596044/tj-dillashaw-vs-raphael-assuncao-rematch-on-tap-ufc-200-july-mma

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why are americans so insecure?

>tfw could heem every here

BIG DICK BANDITS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

TFATK ARMY SOUND OFF

NGANNOU > SHPOOP

Who is shpoop?

In the land of obese manlets, the man who pretends his penis is longer than four inches is king.

Poopoonou meme is done

Schaub is back

nigga look like he got an anchor for a nose

>t. insecure white boiis

see

The Schaub Renaissance is going to save /heem/

>tfw Miesha going hard at Ronda while Joe just sitting there like a cuck

Is Joe Rogan still on?

He's on(nit)

No.

What did the sexy cat say?

What boards/threads would Rory post on aside from /heem/?

dat niggas eyes looking in different direction

That Ronda doesn't have any fighting spirit and Holly destroyed her mind (and fucking face ayy lmao).

Sup Forumsutism

I think Ronda's abusive mother, an hero father and crippling inferiority complex destroyed her mind long before her fight with Holm.

Post GOAT hilight videos

youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c

she's not wrong desu, the moment holly ducked a punch and honda fellover, everyone knew she was done, you could see it in her face.

miesha on the other hand won by heart alone, that's why shes MY GIRL

/out/ and Sup Forums

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heem is literally worse than sherdog right now, think i'll frequent the UG instead

That should improve things around here, thanks m

Yea, she was talking about how Ronda wanted to wait like a year until she comes back, meanwhile Miesha and Holly wanted to fight again like the day after their loss.

Good riddance la

good riddance, you crooked tooth limey

the ug is top notch, been that way for years

only been banned there twice for meme'ing
and they banned supercalo who was my homie but eventually unbanned him cuz the site went to shit, but he dont fuck with em no mo

not a highlight video, but i love this fan made promo, got me so hype for the rematch but then, well, it is what it is eh?

youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk

idk how dana is so rich, the matchmaking for the bw with risking miesha and holly losing is so fucking retarded. no one gives a fuck about the hue dyke and the other literal who

So there is no conceivable way Arlovski beats Reem, right?

His banger with Travis Browne was spicy but Travis won that fight the other 9 out of 10 times, and since then he's wrestlefucked Mir (poorly) and been heemed by a Cleveland Browns fan.

All shitposting aside where the hell is predictionbro lately?
Is anyone taking pics for this card? I know Aus started but I haven't seen him since

He was here last night you spaz

There is a high possibility that he's dead.

and we will never find out the truth about him.

He vanished around UFC on Fox 19
He was buttmad that the card kept getting changed and he had to redo the picks

Was the Rogancast with Miesha good?

Nigga he appeared again after that

eddie bravo is definitely part asian
>just like all the lw goats

When

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lets be honest /heem/ is full of newfags that dont know shit about mma, all of you are casuals

most of you were probably brought in by conor
you prolly been watching mma for maybe 2 years max.

/heem/ is pathetic for discussion these days, it used to be good, but casuals destroyed it

its sickening desu

there's nobody here that knows shit about boxing
shit about bjj, wrestling, or muay thai. there's no dan the wolfman giving instructionals. its pathetic

I swear he did a card after Fox 19, was 197 after it? I think he id that one, I remember asking him where he was but he never answered ;_;

>the face of an mma """""expert"""""

No one cares what you think

Damn this namefag is desperate as fuck in his baiting.

that promo sucked fucking ass

Um excuse me, I read Jack Slack articles. I think I know a little bit more about MMA than you do.

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>in my mind, Jon Jones never lost, that fight shouldnt have counted

watch my videos and i'd think you'd be surprised

dont forget to like, comment, and subscribe

where the fuck is chad mendes, id like to see him fight again.

@67373882
>no

>protip: when going for a triangle, always hook the leg, unless you want to get arona'd

chin deleted, presumably taking time off to heal

>So there is no conceivable way Arlovski beats Reem, right?

He hits like a truck. Why wouldn't he be able to win?

By your definition, I'd be an advanced fan. LOLZ

>tfw i am the greg jackson of /heem/

oh so you've been watching for 2 years?

good job bro, do you even trane ufc?

>reminder that nick diaz is a hypocrite

Fellow bald brothers of /heem/, do you find yourself cheering for bald fighters over those with hair, or does it not affect who you root for?

he goes hunting and thats pretty much it
i guess he will take some time off for his chin to heal

Rory isn't a psychopath. Wonderboy is the sicko.

tha picture is autism personified

dont leave your arm in there or it'll get snatched

are you the german who makes the bears with the superbowl thread literally every day lol

>This only did damage because of the whiplash heabutt.
>Thinking the powerbomb actually accomplishes anything.
Literally a retarded newfag.

>mfw casuals dont even remember Adlan Amagov

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It's 1 AM get some rest oldfag

5 years.

Ronda BTFO

He did 197 and still does ppvs and big cards he said

What was his reason for pussying out of small card duty?

>insecure white boy acting like he's not an insecure white boy

It's like someone made this up!

i don't think he gave one, but i figure too many cards, and the imposters

Someone should create an email adress for predictions desu
Would be more practical for everybody
You send your picks and a pic, the guy screenshots it all and makes a pic like now

no shut up

heem 1?

When he first started taking picks he would say
>I'm just happy so many people participate
But that is when there were like 25 people making picks per card. Now there are a hundred for a fight night. Probably just time consuming so he started picking and choosing cards to do.

N-n-no i-i-it's ok

>cp.jpg

'no'

I rather the cuck get a trip and start a separate thread.

1- stop le (You) ebins
2- doesn't spam a thread with autists making multiple picks

>I rather the cuck get a trip and start a separate thread.
it's this faggot again

I could probably do prediction pages if ya'll wanted.
I have nothing better to do on the weekend except trane.

The only thing is that if I start it up now there's way to many predictions but if you wait to long to get peoples picks you sometimes miss a bunch of them.

Quite the conundrum.

>cp.jpg

Who cares. Just ignore the mail.
I guess it's pretty sad, but I've been on Sup Forums for long enough to not care about that shit any more

Can't blame him I guess, /heem/'s changed a lot and he did it >for free

I think Australia already started it for this weekend, he must just be sleeping or something

Australia already started one for thei week. I have faith our regular cuck will return for 198 next week. He has done every ppv since Diaz vs silva

picks have already been started they'll probably be resumed soon

What could go wrong?

Right on, thanks guys.
If a pick collector ever falls through light a Moose signal and I'll turn up from under my rock.

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Can you imagine the Dana from two or three years ago dealing with McGoobs current tantrums?
It'd be some pretty top bants, the next conference they're both there would promote a Goober/Dana fight more than anything else

>tfw bones rapes and kills a prostitute
>tfw Nate/Conor back on for the main event

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Is Kelvin Gastelum the future of the WW division?