Seattle Mariners vs Houston Astros Game 1 thread

DAE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why the fuck is Lind playing?

Go M's

Servais doesn't want Dae Ho to shatter the home run record too quickly.

>one team in first
>one team in last
>one year ago this was also true

Baseball is so fucking weird.

LETS GO

There is always one team in first and one in last buddy

>Servais during Spring Training:
"We're never going to bunt and we're going to steal a lot of bases"

the joke is a year ago the Astros were in first and the Mariners were sucking in last place.

Have you checked the standings today?

I dont understand. Its may
Surely the ms are in 4th place

BAA BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAA!
BAAA BA BA BA BUH! BAAAA
OH!
LOTTE
EE DAE HO
LOTTE
EE DAE HO

Rags already lost
Time to extend the lead Ms

Christ Altuve.

Well shit
That was quick

Fuck altuve

Trap series

Guys, I miss Dave.

Nice leadoff homer. They're gonna need it.

Here's an old pic from Altuve's rookie year

How is that manlet Altuve so fucking good?

incredibly small strikezone

SPACE BOYS PLEASE

TRIPLE

>Seager finally heating up

Bout time.

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Jesus just fucking cut Lind.

That cotton candy man though

>Altuve has the same amount of HRs as the guy who literally gets paid 24 million dollars

fucking how?

i thought the game started at 535 ;_;

and fucked it away

>and 9 fewer RBI's

>RBI is a stat that matters when determining individual performance

>getting hits with risp not individual performance
kys

It's amazing that Gomez doesn't pull anything when he swings. I swear it's like the guy plays on cocaine.

>Rags losing to the Blow Gays 11-1 in the 5th

Gomie the Homie is just too fucking heated all the time. Trying to crush it like Supreme Manlet but can't even hope to be that alpha.

The problem with arguing that against Altuve is that it is widely known that Altuve hits great no matter what situation it is. Not to mention he is the leadoff man, while Cano hits 3rd

The funny thing is, whenever Gomez isn't swinging for Mars he has better control over the bat and actually gets more hits.

I love Aoki's swing lol

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It's really weird. Like, you'd think after an intercostal strain and taking a Syndergaard fastball, a person would become a lot more tenuous at the plate.
But nah, Gomez strikes out with the largest swats in the majors.

C'MON ROBBIE

>not swinging for Europa at off-speed pitches
>working counts and controlling the zone
>getting any sort of oppo hitting going on
Fucking Gomie. He just needs to regitgud.

HA HA HA
FUCK YOUR MANLET
TIE BALLGAME

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TWO OUTS

SO WHAT

BASED CANO

CMON CRUZ MISSILE

FUCK YOU

Nice catch

fugg that catch

Get sprung, Cano.

Gomie thinks the strike zone extends up to your head, makes me cringe sometimes.

Lego StroBros

Springer Dinger when?

PTI namedrop

Kill the manlet

Supreme Manlet

nice ball boy ya got there lmao

2hus love the Mariners.

ugh...

Wew lad.
Was that a 9-P AB before getting the basehit? Follow the fucking Manlet, Astros.

What I like about the Astros is that almost all of their players except Gomez seem pretty cool.

Would you a Springer?

'StroBros really need to win this series and get the momentum back on our side this May.

Fuck off Lind

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That's all in the past, 'StroBros live for today.

>lind

jesus christ, Delta is trying way too hard with that commercial

what is happening there

That is exactly how I imagined Lind.

Gomez is just laughable.

nice """flyover"""

>no animu girls for my team
It shouldn't feel this disappointing

>The Dragon knocking em down
I like this.

Is Martin Zunino 2.0?

No way in hell Zunino would have ran that out, but otherwise pretty much

Zuni can't bunt for base hits though, or steal bags

Fuck this pitcher. Throw the ball to home

he just did. and a mariner let it stay there.

Alright now Seff Smiff gonna get this 2 out RBI

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Smith just fucking stared at that pitch right down the middle, come on

Dirk Nowitzki sure is pitching pretty good this outting

Let's get the lead off runner home, Stros

Seager's fielding has been suspect as fuck this season. Especially for a "gold glover"

> Kratz .050 batting average

Fuck me

I'm calling it. Cruz Missile inbound.

Gas the kikes

He makes me so fucking angry but god damn is he fun to watch.

Those offspeeds have been savage

Seager just got beleaguered

>Owning a Dustin Ackley shirt

I wonder what that guy was thinking

>Lind

JUST

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE DRAGON PTICHED A COMPETENT 6 INNINGS

At work

can someone pls tell me why lind is in the lineup, kthx

uh oh

time for a triple play desu

Meme Magic incoming?

C'mon Miley you got this