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fuck lefties edition

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Danielle Sharp to be honest

BRITAIN

NATION OF DEGENERACY

virgin

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fucking well cheeky cunts

shit dick

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF

Don't lie, you've never fucked a hymen.

t. never spaffed in a vagina (aka virgin)

ah yes

i've got a stiff willy!!

feeling like such a pathetic wankstain

I wank three times a day at least and I fantasise about riding and grinding or sucking a cock when I do it

A declaration?

>breakfast at 10.15

Disgusting.

mo084

virgin

just downed 2 litres of jenkem

fucking vile but how long until i get high

>ywn be this manly or aesthetic

I'll take care of that for you
*gets on knees*
*wraps lips around your delicious plump cock*
*sucks until you shoot thick loads into my hungry mouth*
better? x

of independence?
you're 'avin a laugh ain't ya?

The British exchange student nicked another pint glass lads

I want a british friend so I can feel classy discussing mundane subjects with them.

yet hes dead. see where that got him?

Cromwell achieved more than Washigton and was a better general 2bqh

gonna have to say that's a bit gay

you're still a virgin if:
>you haven't cummed inside a vagina
>you have only had gay bumsex
>you wore a condom
>it was only a dream

thank u

scum

Serious talk - what do you guys think about Farage now, after brexit referendum?

quite confused how they don't get arrested for this

wish that one emotional faggot who keeps posting guys with strong jaws every day would piss off

state of his hat though

Think uni's closed because of ground fart
Time to anally ingest some paracetamol to get the day swinging

obviously pissing in them

Just woke up.

Well, I'm fucked for tomorrow.

what about straight bum sex that resulted in cuminbum?

>tfw it was only a dream

what a captivating video, I can confirm that precisely this number of pixels of light reached my eyes: 0 (zero).

he just looks like a ridiculous caricature

another thing he's got going for him

haven't done a single thing today

:)

still gay bumsex, doesnt count

just found out im gay lads

What race are those people? I saw loads of them in britain but couldnt decide what they were. Some sort of mutt?

They were always lower class

wish I was ugly so I didn't get so much attention from ladies

I'm gay you see and it's unwanted

what about boipucci?

Missing Ed "Set Aside the Rhetoric" Milliband, desu. He was a laugh.

good lad. his party is fucked though

I was supposed to have one beer last night and ended up at a club. I don't remember anything after getting to said club. Hence, a good night

>smoke it all
>no longer in possession of any drugs

not like it's illegal to be high

need at least one of you lads to fuck my sweet tender boipucci raw

' iJus Wanna Feel Your Lipss On My Lipss

Caribbean

"mixed race"

ie: bastard sons of black guys who've beaten up the mother and ran away

>he's never had a gf who decided to go on the pill, then you have condom sex as normal for the next week then the next night you get prepared for your first night of unprotected sex
>he has never slid into a fanny with an unsheathed cock knowing you will spaff your baby batter between her silk walls

always a bit awkward after though when she has to run to the bathroom with cold goo dripping down her thighs

...

>those shoulders
>manly

lmfao

...

the jews are putting listening devices in our breakfast cereal

carribean, african, pakistani, can't guess the other one

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virgin

>break into someone's house and film it
>nick their stuff and sell it on
>no longer in possession of any stolen items

reminder it's better to give a woman oral sex sideways on

yeah but it's different for drugs innit

t. expert

' Dhiss Sourr Diesel #>.< '! Yurrpp

he was literally in the NFL reckon he's got broader shoulders than you

creasing
that would suck so hard bet he did a pathetic half jizz as he was falling

I've had sex with women too you lemon

It's just my first time was shagging a twink in the arse

it's not the 1960s anymore grandad

how the fuck do people forget stuff by having a few drinks fucking lightweights

even in my most fucked up states on multiple different drugs I can still remember everything with clarity the next day

reminder that you're not straight until you've had a man fuck your arse enough times to come to the conclusion you didn't like it

Getting a bit chilly out lads haha

>visit dubai
>find a huge rock
>bring it to burj khalifa building
>place it at the very top in a precarious spot where its certain to fall
>go back to bottom of building
>lie face-up on the ground right under the rock is going to fall
>open legs slightly
>rock eventually falls and comes thundering down at full speed
>shake with anticipation
>BAAAANNNNNGGGG right into bollocks
>absolutely SMASHED them to literally nothing
>greatest moment of my life

plug came thru with the loud tho fammm

t. shoulderlet incel

>Tfw a mate brought me back some amnesia lemon

Drugs are bad but hey they're pretty good

reminds me on the time i was awake for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.

i blackout very easily

barely remember any of my nights out

not sure what really happens to me when i'm just on that auto pilot mode

Amazing. Her reaction was cute, I have to say.

rorkes dont deserve to be warm

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jesus christ it's not just the london eye, he smokes weed absolutely EVERYWHERE

*sets aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*

right just looks like he's got a small head

DANKING AT THE LONDON EYE

pu

wonk

Having dinner lads haha

>the guy on the rights hips
jesus christ thats low test

sunk 15 standard and did a public poo once

how many?

you start with 1 virginity so if you have sex with a man first you 2 virginities, so you need to have sex with two women after that to lose your virginity

who /lefthanded/ here

Is this just a meme or something? How many of you have actually fucked a mans arsehole? Or been fucked in your arsehole?

haven't read one post in this thread

I only get black out drunk if I do my infamous party trick known as "James drinks a lot of vodka"

Anybody else read out the writing on people's shirts aloud to them?

This is why I don't own a single shirt with writing on

Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

hold on...

that sofa...

me

fucking hate it

England is a cesspit of immorality