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Danielle Sharp to be honest
BRITAIN
NATION OF DEGENERACY
virgin
fucking well cheeky cunts
shit dick
' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF
Don't lie, you've never fucked a hymen.
t. never spaffed in a vagina (aka virgin)
ah yes
i've got a stiff willy!!
feeling like such a pathetic wankstain
I wank three times a day at least and I fantasise about riding and grinding or sucking a cock when I do it
A declaration?
>breakfast at 10.15
Disgusting.
mo084
virgin
just downed 2 litres of jenkem
fucking vile but how long until i get high
>ywn be this manly or aesthetic
I'll take care of that for you
*gets on knees*
*wraps lips around your delicious plump cock*
*sucks until you shoot thick loads into my hungry mouth*
better? x
of independence?
you're 'avin a laugh ain't ya?
The British exchange student nicked another pint glass lads
I want a british friend so I can feel classy discussing mundane subjects with them.
yet hes dead. see where that got him?
Cromwell achieved more than Washigton and was a better general 2bqh
gonna have to say that's a bit gay
you're still a virgin if:
>you haven't cummed inside a vagina
>you have only had gay bumsex
>you wore a condom
>it was only a dream
thank u
scum
Serious talk - what do you guys think about Farage now, after brexit referendum?
quite confused how they don't get arrested for this
wish that one emotional faggot who keeps posting guys with strong jaws every day would piss off
state of his hat though
Think uni's closed because of ground fart
Time to anally ingest some paracetamol to get the day swinging
obviously pissing in them
Just woke up.
Well, I'm fucked for tomorrow.
what about straight bum sex that resulted in cuminbum?
>tfw it was only a dream
what a captivating video, I can confirm that precisely this number of pixels of light reached my eyes: 0 (zero).
he just looks like a ridiculous caricature
another thing he's got going for him
haven't done a single thing today
:)
still gay bumsex, doesnt count
just found out im gay lads
What race are those people? I saw loads of them in britain but couldnt decide what they were. Some sort of mutt?
They were always lower class
wish I was ugly so I didn't get so much attention from ladies
I'm gay you see and it's unwanted
what about boipucci?
Missing Ed "Set Aside the Rhetoric" Milliband, desu. He was a laugh.
good lad. his party is fucked though
I was supposed to have one beer last night and ended up at a club. I don't remember anything after getting to said club. Hence, a good night
>smoke it all
>no longer in possession of any drugs
not like it's illegal to be high
need at least one of you lads to fuck my sweet tender boipucci raw
' iJus Wanna Feel Your Lipss On My Lipss
Caribbean
"mixed race"
ie: bastard sons of black guys who've beaten up the mother and ran away
>he's never had a gf who decided to go on the pill, then you have condom sex as normal for the next week then the next night you get prepared for your first night of unprotected sex
>he has never slid into a fanny with an unsheathed cock knowing you will spaff your baby batter between her silk walls
always a bit awkward after though when she has to run to the bathroom with cold goo dripping down her thighs
...
>those shoulders
>manly
lmfao
...
the jews are putting listening devices in our breakfast cereal
carribean, african, pakistani, can't guess the other one
virgin
>break into someone's house and film it
>nick their stuff and sell it on
>no longer in possession of any stolen items
reminder it's better to give a woman oral sex sideways on
yeah but it's different for drugs innit
t. expert
' Dhiss Sourr Diesel #>.< '! Yurrpp
he was literally in the NFL reckon he's got broader shoulders than you
creasing
that would suck so hard bet he did a pathetic half jizz as he was falling
I've had sex with women too you lemon
It's just my first time was shagging a twink in the arse
it's not the 1960s anymore grandad
how the fuck do people forget stuff by having a few drinks fucking lightweights
even in my most fucked up states on multiple different drugs I can still remember everything with clarity the next day
reminder that you're not straight until you've had a man fuck your arse enough times to come to the conclusion you didn't like it
Getting a bit chilly out lads haha
>visit dubai
>find a huge rock
>bring it to burj khalifa building
>place it at the very top in a precarious spot where its certain to fall
>go back to bottom of building
>lie face-up on the ground right under the rock is going to fall
>open legs slightly
>rock eventually falls and comes thundering down at full speed
>shake with anticipation
>BAAAANNNNNGGGG right into bollocks
>absolutely SMASHED them to literally nothing
>greatest moment of my life
plug came thru with the loud tho fammm
t. shoulderlet incel
>Tfw a mate brought me back some amnesia lemon
Drugs are bad but hey they're pretty good
reminds me on the time i was awake for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.
When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.
You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.
i blackout very easily
barely remember any of my nights out
not sure what really happens to me when i'm just on that auto pilot mode
Amazing. Her reaction was cute, I have to say.
rorkes dont deserve to be warm
jesus christ it's not just the london eye, he smokes weed absolutely EVERYWHERE
*sets aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*
right just looks like he's got a small head
DANKING AT THE LONDON EYE
pu
wonk
Having dinner lads haha
>the guy on the rights hips
jesus christ thats low test
sunk 15 standard and did a public poo once
how many?
you start with 1 virginity so if you have sex with a man first you 2 virginities, so you need to have sex with two women after that to lose your virginity
who /lefthanded/ here
Is this just a meme or something? How many of you have actually fucked a mans arsehole? Or been fucked in your arsehole?
haven't read one post in this thread
I only get black out drunk if I do my infamous party trick known as "James drinks a lot of vodka"
Anybody else read out the writing on people's shirts aloud to them?
This is why I don't own a single shirt with writing on
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
hold on...
that sofa...
me
fucking hate it
England is a cesspit of immorality