/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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FUCK /CUM/

second for chile!

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chili cheese fries

:^)

just in case that user from a few threads ago shows up, here is the source for that thick asian you posted in the bunda edition thread
javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlipluqe

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wtf is that shit, it's so ugly

I fucking hate all of you so so much.

Looks delicious!

Provecho!

>go to meet Obama
>White House slowly comes into view
>Oh shit I actually won
>I'm not campaigning anymore
>I'm in the White House
>introduced to a bunch of military guys
>holy shit what the fuck are they talking about
>what's an existential threat
>how many of them are there
>thousands?
>can I deport existential threats?
>Obama seems to know what they're saying
>maybe he can loan me his notes after class
>shit the journalists want to know what we talked about
>"We talked about some tough things. We talked about some wonderful things."
>shit I hope they bought it
>I think they bought it
>okay they're leaving
>thank fuck
>oh shit
>I have to do this every day for four years

bit burnt but still looks good.

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I'm relieved because it's a group project and no one messaged me, so I thought I was going to do it all tonight.

Now I have an entire week to spread it out.

nice trips, also how can people eat that?!

it was just a prank bro, this is going on youtube

saw this on Sup Forums

and saw that it came from leftypol

will /cum/ become /cu/ after the wall

are you a neet?

kek, i had to repost it :-DD

Yeah I would put mine inbetween.

/cu|m/

>tfw I will never visit the Mojave boneyard

what happens if I trespass?

It was delicious fyi. Lots of cayenne pepper, cajun seasoning, and garlic.

>leftypol
That's a thing?

The wall ain't happenin', dawg

mexicans aren't illegal in mexico

yes

They prosecute you to the "fullest extent of the law" and you get ripped to pieces by junkyard dogs.

serious? is trespass that serious over there?

youtube.com/watch?v=l_3xNybXAec

the congress is already saying to trump that it will be a fence. i'm sure that trump will build some shitty fence in some areas and say "see i built the wall" so as to keep plausible deniability

Are people in Miami wearing white suits and hawaiin shirts like in Miami vice?

People dress the same as everywhere else. But if you're in downtown Miami at night, it's more like this.

Obama deported just as many, my dude

Come and find out :))

they counted catch and release as deportations

does flip Flappers hav a polt

What are your plans for today, /cum/?

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I always end up doing presentations on my own, I don't like relying on others, even less on retarded Mexican classmates

chegg up on american friends

try and draw some shit or code

jack off then sleep

yes, just barely

Pizza hasn't arrive

Need to poop

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Gonna finish watching the first season of Darker than black while eating pizza and spaghetti

Taiwanese McDonalds
Are you that guy who is going to university in Japan?

I prefer it as well, but part of the grade is based on everyone's participation.

I've been fucked over in the past when other people couldn't present well.

zitto animale

studying and training

>eating pizza and spaghetti

ABSOLUMENTE LOCO MUCHACHO

Jack off to To Love-Ru for the umpteenth time this month.

Taiwan seems like a really neat place, I wonder why it gets so little attention compared to Japan and South Korea.

Who here is going to apply to be in Trump's staff?

greatagain.gov/serve-america.html

I had the BK Cheeto Chicken Fries today.

Consistency was a little mushy but firm enough to give it enough consistency.

Flavor was a little subdued. Not a lot of Cheeto to it.

>I've been fucked over in the past when other people couldn't present well.
I know that feeling

Last group work I had was almost done entirely by me but one of my buddies stopped me and told me to pass the work to two other girls who were doing nothing

They did a poor job on the presentation but whatever

That's why I don't lile relying on others

Those countries both have cultural exports.

Is 1pm too early to get high?

Holy shit Frankie was right


youtu.be/isl1Gtg74e4

>I smoke the devil's Herb

It's never too early my man

Nope

Time to reevaluate your life

>not getting high on life

would u date CL?

>not getting high on stress

>being stressed

>not getting high on caffeine

>>I smoke the devil's Herb

t. NEET

really want to suck hitomi tanaka's jugs desu

>Some batshit girl shows up and cockblocks my attempt at talking with some nice girl

Go away you 30 year old hag. I want to date someone my own age.

I believe that he is Nostradamus

>not getting high imagining you are an alpha chad who 10/10 qts try to forcibly dominate into having sex with before coming back to earth and realizing you are a fucking acne-ridden manlet who has a reputation for being a hermit among his friends

>he doesn't have gainful employment
>he doesn't have a one week on, one week off schedule

lewd desu

>being a manlet

>he hasn't developed methods for avoiding or coping with stress to avoid premature aging

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>friends
That's a start!

>there are people in this thread right now under 6'2

whew lad

post yfw "rape melania" is trend in twitter

>there are people in this thread right now under 6'3

>there are people in this thread who are over 5'9

Sweet jesus.

I'm 5'3". Not even kidding you.

isn't there a bigass lake where canada's ''''''penis''''' is supposed to be?

but why?

use real units

>I'm 5'3

because the left is mentally ill

their whole world view just got shit on by reality

and everyone knows that Mexico is actually Americas penis
slap on that cock cage, you wont be using it

>I'm 5'3". Not even kidding you.
Single?

my only friends are a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with, and a bunch of 7'0" tall engineering students

single, holding in there...

Look into dating Asians.

Vietnamese to be specific. They too are fun size.

study and play vidya or watch anime, the typical

>my only friends are a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with, and a bunch of 7'0" tall engineering students

>a lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with

A lot of short people in Arizona desu. I see quite a few white guys that are 5'6 and under

> lesbian qt who I physically lie in bed with but do not sleep with

Going to put you in the ground one day, friend. Happy to know you aren't shy about identifying yourself.

>HIS HEIGHT UNIRONICALLY STARTS WITH 5