/heem/: Be Very Careful Edition

UPCOMING EVENTS:
RIGHT NOW: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 5
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)

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>Fighters predict Overeem-Arlovski
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/who-ya-got-fellow-fighters-predict-ufcs-alistair-overeem-vs-andrei-arlovski-headliner

>Chi Lewis-Parry breaks his hand on DC's head, is out of GLORY fight
mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11594706/chi-lewis-parry-injures-hand-sparring-tough-daniel-cormier-pulled-from-glory-30

>UFC FN 87 odds
mmamania.com/2016/5/4/11583500/ufc-fight-night-87-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-overeem-arlovski-rotterdam-mma

>Dillashaw-Assuncao added to UFC 200
mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11596044/tj-dillashaw-vs-raphael-assuncao-rematch-on-tap-ufc-200-july-mma

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youtube.com/watch?v=YqlCqbI8Eeg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Post fighter that would get BTFO with Pride rules.

>pic related, love this guy but yeh

>RIGHT NOW: ONE FC 41
stream pls

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ONE FC stream where

AHHH CHANDLER HELP

>tfw shit genetics

...

ngannou

As always I am taking picks for all main card bouts.

Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

yes, stream, where

>Overeem
>Struve
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Barroso
>Kowalkiewicz

REEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Silva
Gunni
Elmose
Barroso
Kowalkiewicz

Alistair Overeem
Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson
Germaine de Randamie
Nikita Krylov
Karolina Kowalkiewicz

Streams, aussie lad, do you have them

mmafighting.com/2016/5/5/11605194/tony-ferguson-vs-michael-chiesa-in-the-works-for-ufcs-south-dakota?_ga=1.221998488.1885728640.1461276746

They are doing it wrong. Should've been Holcher vs Chiesa and Ferguson vs Khabib.

This probably means that Khabib is getting the next shot.

Actually never mind, FS Asia is showing it in half an hour and I have that channel.

It's gonna be fun to watch Eddie wrestlefucking Khabib into oblivion (too).

>having an extremist muslim champion in current year

Stream where?

no jokes. be serious

link to channel

and can you or aussie webm bro pls stream the fights

bigfoot trying to hide that big glass chin

It's local cable m8

Do you actually believe that?

be memeful

Not happenin, breh
Eddie's just a NE prep circuit scrub
A la sterling, wade, the list could go on. . .

I can't stand Eddie Alvarez. Maybe if this was like 5 years ago I'd care.

>Khabib wins the belt then loses it, ISIS begins beheadings until Dana gives him the rematch.

Here we go...

lmao looking good big guy

>here we go...

what?

U U U U

Ronda is batshit insane

>what?
>it's a Khabib can't take a joke about his religion episode.

>Khabib wins the belt then loses it, ISIS begins beheadings until Dana gives him the rematch.


An RDA-Khabib Trilogy is the only rematch I'd look forward to Senpai-saitama-san.

Would be more fun than a Jon "Narcotics and I are not platonic" Jones and Dan "Gravy Cravy Chicken and Bacon" Cormier

Should ftm trannies be allowed to fight women?

REEM
Bigfoot
Nelson
Elmose
Barroso
Karolina

How much of a chance does Weidman have against Rockhold? How big or small of an underdog should he be?

nobody watches one fc alone

you get 9 or 10 of your buddies, chip in a dollar a piece
get a few skittles and waters and enjoy the fights

Separate bathrooms, separate weight divisions. Only fair.

be careful

>should they be allowed

they already are, holly, cyborg, based gabi etc. the real question is should goblins and gremlins like joanna be allowed to fight?

no chance

i got the real predictions here

Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz

>and waters

youtube.com/watch?v=YqlCqbI8Eeg

I am going to punch you hard. This you will see.

SUCH AS WHAT YOU GOT

cut it out assie bro, i'm the real picksbro

idk why goofs always want to steal my job

>trips speak truth
there you are! i knew it was an aussie.

top tier autism here folks

>Overeem
>Bigfoot
>Gunnar
>Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina

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how the fuck does he keep such a low bfp? nigga has to be on some premium gas

you can do it

>Overeem
>Silva
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Krylov
>Kowalkiewicz

you have to add a picture to your post to identify yourself or i wont take your pic see pic related, all picks have pictures

so just repost with your picture identifier, notice fake prediction guys will take picks without pics. thats how you can identify the real picksbro

>you will never live in a hut in Dagestan and train sambo all day

>no picture
cmon Yu Li

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Why do fighters fall for the high cholesterol heart disease egg meme? Joanna is literally disgusting.

fool

he doesnt sit infront of his computer all day

staying lean is easy as long as you're always active

just looking over that real quick at least 6 of those are mine

>Overeem
>Bigfoot
>Gunnar
>Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina

Reem via TKO
Silva via TKO
Tumenov via UD
de Randamie via whocares
Barroso via whocares
Karolina via whocares

REEM
STRUVE
TUMENOV
ELMOSE
KRYLOV
KAROLINA

>it's a dutch guy pretends to be a body builder episode

fucking holly holm. would have been 5/5 tbqhwyf

the Reem
Silva
Nelson
who?
Krylov
Kowlkeieklxkcikkfivkckifkciofkfiofkcvicz

Overeem
Bigfoot
Nelson
de Randamie
Krylov
Clark

>pretends

>that pic
>that flag
my man

pls delet

nice tasting healthy food triggering you? you don't understand the difference between ldl and hdl cholesterol do you?

we can both do it if you want to
i'll take the picks, and you can goof them

see i'm a generous guy

A few questions for /heem/
>What martial art/s are you practicing?
>How long have you been doing it?
>Gym Location?
>Your weekly training routine?
>Diet?

no i don't want to goof them people thought you were gone so I started them yesterday just take over

>7 EGGS MINIMUM

based jj
based rogan

>yfw she posts her edible gis next

do you think Sasha follows womyn's mma?

you (you)'d the wrong guy, (you) me or i'm not taking your picks

that's not really him you fucking moron, the formatting of his post and pic is all wrong.

predictioncuck said he won't do it since u started doing it.

fugggg so much drama in being predictionbro...

here you go

Running away
2 years
hood
1 hour at whatever speed I want
a lot of carbs

>high fat meal with coffee and a proteinshake
lmao

wmma is a joke

>yfw McGroobs vs Floyd is a real thing

>how do i look like sage

y-you gotta stay active!

stellar answer, next time just mash the keyboard

>1 hour at whatever speed I want
for the whole week?

RHEEM
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Barroso
Kowalfslsdnfljsfnjsbskfbdskjbwicz

>extremist

Everyday, usually give 1 day break after 5 day.

ok lads where is the one fc stream, i know its starting on fox sports 2 asia in 2 minutes

wheres a stream for fox sports asia?

when this guy stops posting soon and never returns i'm not going through and taking all these picks again

wats your opinion then

calm your tits goof

ur a fucking goof, (You) didn't stand up for yourself to continue farming (You)'s for the good cause. stick to nignognou posting cuck

Reem
Struve
Tumenov
de Randamie
Krylov
Clark

Does your carb intake affect your stamina?

Is this commentator guy trying to emulate rogan or something.. talking like he's taking a huge shit

when everyone turns on you ;(

>tfw dont know which pic to use for picksbro

do i go with jewberg or nick diaz?