>26
>Balding
>3 years living in Spain
>Doesn't speak a bit of Spanish
>Lemon Key
>Welsh
>Gives his kids weird names
>Wife looks like a Native-American/Rapefugee crossbreed
>Welsh
>Left his "beloved" team for Halal money
>Never was able to accomplish nothing at Tottenham
>Makes Tsuuu-man more insecure than he already is
>Probably Atheist
>Balding
How can somebody relate to all of this and take a liking towards him?
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>Left his "beloved" team for Halal money
Like every gay male, Bale was a boyhood Arsenal fan.
jealousy is the highest form of flattery
he's also the 3rd best player in lol liga, you forgot that bit lad, all it takes to be good in that league is running really fast
the best player in premier league is an algerian
@67385940
>Probably Atheist
do you have anything to back that up?
Kane is English m8
Vardy an honorary algerian?
What the big deal with balding? He can fix it anytime he wants.
you can't "fix" balding. you can only put a bandaid on it called a transplant
pube transplant
>>Left his "beloved" team for Halal money
Bale is a Southampton academy product. He worked hard at Tottenham and he signed a new contract shortly before leaving to ensure that they got a huge fee for him, but let's not pretend that he had any kind of special connection to Spurs.
Who the fuck cares if its real hair or not?
>Never was able to accomplish nothing at Tottenham
Hablas bien mogólico.
If it lasts you until you're older and don't give a fuck anymore i say it's worth it.
CHILE ES UN PAIS HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO, CON INCLINACIONES PARA LA TRAICION, LA PELEA SUCIA, LA GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMBRAR LA ENEMISTAD, DEBIDO A QUE NACEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA TIERRA ESTERIL QUE DIFICLMENTE LES BRINDA EL
EL SUSTENTO A SU POBLACION, POR ESO, EL CHILENO BUSCA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS DESDE SU FUNDACION, POR ESO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO RATERO, ADEMAS DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, YA QUE, ASI COMO POSEEN
UNA TIERRA VERGONZOSAMENTE PEQUENA, TAMBIEN POSEEN PROFUNDOS COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD DEBIDO A QUE NO POSEEN UNA RAZA QUE LOS IDENTIFIQUE, Y BUSCARAN PARECERCE A SUS AMOS BLANCOS, ASI TODO CHILENOS SEA SOLO
UNN TRISTE MESTIZO DEL DESIERTO.
Chile decime que se siente...
de a poco te esta comiendo el mar
te juro que aunque pasen los anos nunca nos
vamos a olvidar
que san martin los libero y que vos sos un boton
te entregaste a los ingleses por cagon
el belgrano se hundio...
por que vos sos un traidor
vende patria LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO
CHILENO: INDIO DE COLOR MARRON DE CARA REDONDA, OJOS DE ARDILLA NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA, NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURON, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCE...EL CHILENO ES UN
INDIO AMBULANTE, QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO BUSCANDO SER ACEPTADO... BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAISES, COMIDA, CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE. EL CHILENO ES HORRIBLEMENTE Y ASQUEROSAMENTE FEO
POR NATURALEZA, POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL CHILENO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA SER FEO!!!!!!. INDIO HARAPIENTO, ENANO DE OLOR A MIERDA Y DIARREA EN UN FRASCO FERMENTADO
AL SOL.
Solo le pido a dios que se mueran todos los CHILENOS, que se mueran para siempre noce olvida la traicion alas malvinas.
CHI CHI LE LE EN EL MAPA NOCE VE.
SALTA PEQUENA LANGOSTA INGESE Y CHILENO SON LA MISMA BOSTA
MUERTE A LOS TRAIDORES
wena nido
>this flag
>this topic
A thai buisinessman who runs a duty freeshop just took your league using a rag-tag group of memes and an Italian manager all while the CL final is being decided between to Spanish teams and your going to make this comment.
I would argue about Bales ranking in La Liga but you're clearly a retarded autist so I'll save myself the time.
>Growing up, his football hero was fellow Welshman and Manchester United player Ryan Giggs
Has Bayol got a brother?
>people don't like this glorious white footballer
Never seen him pulling out a "I Belong to Jesus" shirt whenever he scores his many headers
also,
>@
Oh yeah? Well no american teams even qualfied for the CL, check and mate by calorific friend.
le ebin ""rapefugee"" xD
>Wife looks like a Native-American/Rapefugee crossbreed
Deje de leer ahí, virgo envidioso
>3 years living in Spain
>Doesn't speak a bit of Spanish
This one I find offensive
Why would you not learn the language of the country you're playing in? Same with Spaniards that move to England or other countries.
>PARECERCE
Mono, hablas mogólico.
Fuck off you gay French cunt.
You speak the Queens English, and feel lucky you were taught it at school you losers.
Kane is a 2 season wonder and a mong
>balding
where? shut up you long haired spear chucking human sacrificer.
>chile
>spear checkers
Hi, reddit
ikr problematic as hell
>Doesn't speak a bit of Spanish
is this true?
why would he ? there's like 2 spanish players in the first team
but he lives in a country full of them.
if he were to return to england now, where would he go?
back to spurs? his pace might fit in at leicester
Not true.
Not even the third best player on his team
Bale probably isn't hanging out with your average Spaniard. Players live in their own little worlds, that's how guys like Aguero or Tevez could spend years in England without learning a word of English.
lol, it sounds like an oral exam for a high school spanish class. Credit to him for trying though
Bale will return to the UK in a couple of years
And English makes Spanish pointless
Why waste brain cells
...
That's an ugly girl
>learning a language wastes braincells
''British'' ''''''education'''''' everybody
...
something tells me this man has no brain cells to spare.
>English makes Spanish pointless
Spanish is one of the few languages that English doesn't make pointless, because it has so many native speakers spread out over so many countries. The only other languages that come close are French and maybe Arabic.
>Doesn't speak a bit of Spanish
he speaks a bit
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This.
You don't get to that flag this topic other people fatistan
That's like an Indian fella criticising people on their toilet system
Pot kettle very much
What the fuck. French is literally irrelevant unless
1) You are an aristocrat in the 19th Century
2) You plan on holidaying to Mali
Arabic is literally irrelevant unless you are the CIA
There is no real reason to learn Spanish or French because every other country that speaks those languages are either some poor Latin America country or some poor African country.
Going bald at 26 isn't even that bad.
i'm 25
>bald
>small penis
>premature ejaculator
>overweight
>hairy af
>leaky penis
>poor
i think he's gonna be fine.
Not really. Men normally start balding in their late 30s
>Having a couple of beaners in America not speaking English
>widely spread
In first world Europe Spanish is fucking useless except in Spain
Bale only needs English as a language becase non compatible language users generally find common ground in their English ability
You've done well if you only start in your late 30s. Balding can kick in anytime after you finish puberty.
hd does speak spanish, Texas and his beloved team is real madrid, read his biography.
Look at all the wetbacks and border jumpers triggered
are gareth and christian bale related
Receding hairline here. Sucks desu.
I'd give my left bollock to have Bale back at WHL
>26
>Balding
>3 years living in Spain
GOLLY GEE WHIZ I WONDER WHY
IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THE FACT SPANISH TEAMS GET AWAY WITH BLATANT DOPING.
What do you plan to do about it?
Nothing lad. Living with it.
Just imagine:
-----------Lloris
Walker-Toby-Jan-Rose
-------Dier---Dembele
Bale------Alli----Eriksen
-------------Kane
that statement is absolute bollocks, im going to sue you for libel you dirty muslim.
Alli is leaving to P$G m8
Actually laughed at this, damnit
Probably Man U tb h fäm
He'll probably be replaced with another Ajax player then. Spurs is getting really good at stealing our players.
My bet is on Klaassen
Féach ar an cuckold hÉireann Sasanach.
>Spurs is getting really good at stealing our players
Your players keep ending up being really good once they get to Spurs.