You wake up in 400BC. What place would you like to live in?

You wake up in 400BC. What place would you like to live in?

probably sicily. having comfy greek culture without being affected by the peloponessian war
but you have to get fucked in the boipucci

persian empire

Cyrene seems pretty safe.

I would visit iberian and tartesian territories

What do I do? Well, shoot, time to fuck the Roman emperor, seize power and rape Britannia. Then, take control of Europe. With my superior futuristic knowledge, put people to work on full plate armor, hell yeah. Start Crusades, but this time, no filthy Byzantine empire. Also, again with greater knowledge, stimulate people to reproduce, then we'll have no problem fighting Saracens. Kill Nords, no viking invasion then. Kill Germanic tribes, no invasions of barbarians then. Finally, rule over the world.
Not exactly in this order, but still.

I'm not living anywhere, my friend, I'm going to live everywhere.

>400BC
>roman emperor

Monkey education everyvody

Everybody*

>400BC
>roman emperor

brazilian """"historians"""", everybody

Whoo, shoot, wrong time period. *FOUND THE ROMAN EMPIRE

Indeed, my mistake.
BUT AEYO, SPANIARD, CHECK YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU CHIGGITY CHECK ME.

unite the iberian people under one flag and have a roflstomp state of like 4 million people.

in year 1,000 spain and portugal basically Spain had a population of 9 million people france 9 million italy 7 million germany 5.4 million sweden 400k denmark 500k

just have to have a socialist state in the year 1,000 to roflstomp the world.

CELTS OUT

RRREEEEEE

Among Bantu peoples

I am Greek.

>be in northern India
>create a Buddhist empire like based Ungern-Sternberg in India and go full turbo on Persia then Egypt and Europe
>after that go full turbo on China
>burn all the cities and convert them into pasture lands for Buddhist nomads

Where my people are represented on that map. Above Persian empire our Sarmatian kin dwelled.

What the heck, why are there Iberians just above the persian Empire?

Was we kangs from there as well?

WE

WUZ

Naw mate, the middle eastern Iberians are whiter for sure.

The life of a Finnic tribesman was rough so I'd rather live in some comfy civilization in a temperate climate

Qin

What the shit, there's a Lusatanians near the Baltic.

And I know there's a Galicia near/in Ukraine.

We should start fucking suing.

Scythian tribes, just near the Caucasus, Russia