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>cara

edition

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night

araca

night x

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My licence fees going to a good cause I see

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

Took a Dutchman to make a new thread. Poor effort, lads.

Footage of my significant other

really don't care the direction NPR is taking. subjects talked about recently

>BDSM
>lax views on marijuana and other recreational drugs
>lots of SEX in general


not a prude, but is this what being a liberal means? i want to get off the ride tbqh

cara is shit

or as brits say

shite

nigth

day

It's a valid question

find this so funny

If you don't get on the bus to your designated region of 3D space then the armed ape gang will threaten to put holes in you with a metal projectile

non-clog edition

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fuck off you stupid autistic cunt

haha

FUCK OFF YOU CRYPTO-LEAF CUNT

ARE KAREN

All drugs should be legal

Man has no greater right than to his own mind, body and consciousness

cracking post

this is an old zealand edition

nah I doubt it

>welsh and built like a brick shithouse

hmm better not confront

>Another 50+ hour work week starts tomorrow

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ah yes, canadians

fuck off impostor

>There are people who actually, literally, unironically do MDMA by themselves

Baffling. This is new to me.

>do we need the people who created western civilisation
well jeez its a tough one

>9 IPs
>22 posts

fuck off

Post Cara in sportsbras.

youll be eating tarmac for a good 2 hours when hes done with you

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T IMAGES LOADING

can you at least watch it in full hd

this is my first dry sunday in ages
would feel good about it but I ate so much crap I'd probably have been better off drinking instead (tend to do one or the other and not both)

I do all sorts of drugs by myself

your dumb normie drone mind is clouded

well it's already created now, their job is done

why are they hanging around?

*bludgeons you to death with a 2L bottle of Lilt*

>tfw detoxing from tomorrow

They are, it just takes a while to reach you in tomorrow

they are for me hahaha

if you really wanna put yourself to the test
try getting rid of your internet addiction

>tfw work 37.5 hours every week, and get 35 days off a year
>literally my first job out of uni

are kazzer

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doing any drugs by yourself is just sad desu

have itchy hives from eating too many celebrations

just had a vision of god
hes a gay nonce just like me hahaha

Even doing weed by yourself is silly and excessive

The state of your life

hahahaha w e w

awoo

Is that including lunch breaks or not? Because if not, 37.5 is harsh

>35 days off a year
25 annual leave, 8 bank holidays, ?

business idea: start getting adequate sleep

i make 85k tbf

Nothing wong with an aul joint and a film by yourself

I refuse to believe females have sexual intercourse with men other than myself.

should've signed the Smiths

mates have taken to calling me carl the cuck

Going to stay up all night to fix my sleep schedule 2bh

Presumptuous worm.
*steps on you*

Bought a perfect condition copy of The Karamazov Brothers in Oxfam for £2.99. Avsey translation as well. Looks like someone bought it and then chickened out of ever reading it, but an intellectual juggernaut like yours truly is not phased by the prospect of 970 pages of existential prose.

do it. feel so much better mentally when I'm waking up early in the day and going to bed earlier at night.

> Bought a perfect condition copy of The Karamazov Brothers in Oxfam for £2.99. Avsey translation as well. Looks like someone bought it and then chickened out of ever reading it, but an intellectual juggernaut like yours truly is not phased by the prospect of 970 pages of existential prose.

sister sent me this

i'll fix YOU

woah

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Convinced that 99% of "religious" people don't really believe it, they just perpetuate it because of cultural pressure

lads how the fuck do you get a job

>tfw mates unironically call me virgin mike

google jobs in your area and apply

You'll be asleep in the afternoon unless you have a ton of caffeine

just get an hours kip then go to sleep normally later on lad

or do you not trust yourself to wake up on time?

I'm a genius, you're fucking wankers, you'll never see me again.

believig in God makes as much sense as believing the universe happened for no reason

they're all runty

i was neet for 4 years and i managed to get an ok job in an office with a load of fake references and lies about looking after my disabled father LMAO

shouldn't have been such a runt in school then

feeling unwanted lads
probably won't sleep because my chest is fucking pounding due to this existential dread

iktfb, there's so many runt jobs

really makes me think

am i a runt

know people

t. friendliness and unemployed

nothing happens for a reason mate. its just chemical reactions.

sound perfect for you then

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Just be yourself

nepotism desu

I graduated with a masters in business with great grades and decent experience

applied everywhere for months with no luck

finally called my estranged dad up and he introduced me to a few different people and I got a job

My neighbor attacked my sister and made here cry because my dog that she was walking went into his yard
wat do

1 get the lads and have a strongly worded convo
2 shoot out his windows with a slingshot

Probably should have paid attention in school then

you know how I know I'm a demigod in /brit/?

every time I come into a thread after being away for ages people are using 4-5 of my best loved gimmicks

>that moment when he realises he is a runy

bit like scooby doo innit

>runy

NIGGER!!!!!!!

alri dennis the menace

ah yes

iktf

Business idea:submit an article titled
>Do we need women anymore?
To BBC iwonder

lock him in the house and set it on fire