Hello!

Thanks Dad, love you too.

A little bit.
Your comedy shows, like elections.
Also Texas. Because Yee-Haa and Cowboys.

You wont die Eesti
Europe will help you if big mean Russia does something. (At least I hope they wont abandon you like they like to do.)
Either way you're one of the only ones pulling your weight in NATO so you're alright with me.

I honestly propose the US takes a stance that we only help the NATO members that fulfill the 2% spending goal.