What is his market value?

What is his market value?

two pints of lager and a granny

I bet an mls club would pay $10-15 million for him

Was that pic taken after the hair implantation?

yes, this was before

Poor lad, so young.

£25-30M.

325 what is is his manlet value?

>rppney

A £20 gift card for HMV and a pack of beef monster munch

A couple of million.

0

No one will pay his ridiculous wages. He's China material for sure

>and a pack of beef monster munch
Nah that hilarious hairline bumps him up to pickled onion flavour at least

>white people in charge of looking good with a bald head

A nigger? Looking good?

God knows, he's been shit for united this year apart from a month stretch where he looked pretty god-tier again, and was shit last season. before that he was delivering 20 goals a year or more in teams getting worse and worse, so he's pretty under-rated right now when used in the right role (just behind the striker or up front when you have pacey wingers getting in behind). he's a system player now because he has no pace so cannot be used as a #9 without pace behind or to his side which does limit him somewhat. I'm guessing only

15 mil

Probably 0 since no one will pay his wages

implying pickled onion monster munch aren't the best crisps

too much
Nah thats China super league meme pricing.

He's destined to see out his current contract then move to LA Galaxy. Genuinely can't see any other possible career path for him at all.

I wish I had some right now. Nearest store is a 40 minute walk away (and 40 mins back). Fuck.

Really tempted to just do it.

30 million to a Chinese team

Get a bike, man.

>store
amerifat pls

if he were an amerifat he'd have a car, ahmed

20MM because >muh jersey sales

Depends if he's considered marketable. Even at $0 I don't see how he'd be worth his salary on the pitch for any club.

Why doesn't he just stick to #1 clipper buzzcut once a week? He's ugly as fuck with or without hair

>apart from a month stretch where he looked pretty god-tier again
what month was this? it seems we hold him to such a low standard that any time he pulls off a half-decent pass or scores a goal, we become parents gushing over our toddlers shitty finger painting that nobody else cares about. we hear commentators say "that's why england need wayne rooney" when he scores a tap-in, or makes a clearing header.

he is fucking shit. he wouldn't look out of place in the championship. the vested interest we have in him (england national team) makes us over-appreciate anything remotely good he does.

Come back to Everton Rooney.

You already helped united win everything.

Help us.

Would not get in the Lester side, so less than 9m.

mc coys ribena and a twirl

For £15,000,000