/cfb/ General - Tigerbating Edition

>be at Tulane
>masturbate in front of women
>you are also "about 40 years old, is bald and was wearing a purple LSU polo-style shirt. He was driving a silver or gray SUV with a sticker depicting a family on the back window."

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SEC offseason, ladies and gentleman

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projected #1 pick next year?

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Watson or Fournette. No other choices

What's the crime here?

Julane not handling the banter

What went wrong?

>tfw grad school for two years and no good football

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Definitely Watson

>Joe "The Diddler" Paterno

>still have 3 more years
A-at least our basketball team is okay

Friendly reminder Michigan only had 2 players picked in the entire draft and a kicker went before the first Michigan player.

A decades-long conspiracy to tolerate child rape tbqh.

This is going to be our year bros, I can feel it.

>RB going #1 overall
not happening

Reminder that this actually happened

Why do Baylor players keep raping coeds? Is it the Baptism?

gee I wonder

Watson seems to be the consensus, with Kaaya right behind him.

If Elliot has the ultimate meme season behind that Dallas O-line then we may be talking a different story.

I'm a Baylor fan, but I freely acknowledge that there are some absolute thugs on Briles' team. I excused it in the beginning, because you can't be picky for talent when you're fucking Baylor, but now it's starting to bug me a little.

Every fucking year Sparty wins at least one game out of sheer dumb luck.

Reminder that this happened too

Kaaya is a meme, he won't even be second round material.

>Texas A&M in charge of keeping potential recruits

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Literally no idea how I haven't seen this until now but holy shit that is beautiful

>Texas A&M in charge of keeping QBs

How is the recruiting cycle going for everyone?

did you not watch the national championship?

>nick saban smiling
this is crazy famalam

JoePa will never have a statue on Penn State campus ever again

Paterno didn't diddle anyone though

Nebraska fan reporting in. Actually looking really good right now.
If they could somehow snatch up Darnay Holmes out of Cali, it would instantly be the best recruiting class we've had since Callahan and probably better than any of his.

>Dabo getting meme'd on by Saban
I love college football so much

>tfw Saban is finally learning how to mimic human emotions

Autism can be overcome lads.

The tickle monster

This is the only true fandom map, discuss

>New England bandwagoners

That map is fucking stupid.
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Try harder next time queer boy

oy m8 watch ur fockin mouth

the ESPN president was at ucf for some reason

yearly pilgrimage to fellate the Mouse and keep ESPN afloat

What the fuck? People care about UCF in South Florida?? I'm from central Florida and it's a three way split of Noles, Knights and Gaytor fans here

ucf are the knights

Yes I know, I was just stating that even people in central Florida don't care much about the Knights and somehow there's Knights fans in South Florida

my bad

>reddit
get the fuck out

is there something like that based off of facebook likes or something

I live in South Florida and can confirm nobody gives a hoot about UCF

well it looks like the reddit map disagrees with you

Auburn in nashville? Yeah this is full of shit its Vols follwed by vandy

Next you'll be trying to tell me Stanford isn't bandwagonned by half of South Dakota

>Ohio State's backup QB is a white guy named Joe B.

I wanna get off Mr. Meyer's Wild Ride.

Who is the Meme Master of CFB now that Kelly is still in the NFL? Is it Briles? Dabo? Meyer?

Harbaughtism

Rape U

>Texas A&M in charge of not fucking sheep

Will we get into a good bowl game this year or shit the bed again?

Why is Michigan State in Texas?

:^)

That's nothing, what the fuck is Baylor doing out in Arkansas?

Harbaugh. Before that, Washington's coach

>more umass fans than boston college fans in NE

that has to be a new low for BC

I'm also shocked at the number of oklahoma state fans in that are apperently in NC

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he was stated to be dead earlier but it looks like the report was wrong

Nobody likes them here, theyre our version of Duke

dang reddit really showed me good

not many people did

nobody wants to watch championships with bama and other retarded SEC schools with low academic requirements in them.

they'd prefer to watch another ohio state cinderella season

Duke is really successful at major sport. BC is absolute trash at football and basketball. I don't think they're that dominant at hockey to hate, are they?

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cheer up