The best portuguese player of all time and the best portuguese manager of all time are both obnoxious narcissists...

The best portuguese player of all time and the best portuguese manager of all time are both obnoxious narcissists. What's wrong with us?

The best player and manager of all time.

Nothing is wrong with them.

What is wrong with US is that we aren't like them and prefer to be melancholic (>muh saudade) instead of being Alpha as fuck and be the best in the world like we used to be.

A portuguese on its full potential is the most arrogant being in the world, and there is nothing wrong with that.

t. portuguese cuçk

see whats wrong with your people

>Best footballer is Portuguese
>Best manager is Portuguese

Wish I was too, t.b.h. What is it about Portugal that's so GOAT.

Messi and Simeone are Argies m11

Can you name literally any other Portuguese person?

I know that m8 thanks,but I said the best. Not the 2nd best footballer and 6th best manager.

>implying Simeone parks the bus better than Mourinho

>implying the opposite

moor genes

Yeah a nice girl that I went to Uni with, she was in one of my classes.

Sent her a message on facebook about a year after our classes ended asking if she wanted to catch up. Message read but no reply. I messaged her again but again read with no reply so I gave up.

Shame.

>number of CL won by Mou's bus
1
>number of CL lost by Simeone's bus
1

How many CL's did Mourinho win with Real's unlimited funds again?

Figo, Deco, Eusebio, Magellan and Alberto Barbosa.

That La liga had as much value as a CL.
Besides if he were given more time he would have won it.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>That La liga had as much value as a CL.
>That La liga had as much value as a CL.
>That La liga had as much value as a CL.

>spending shitloads of money is a guarantee of success

also Nani and Bruno Alves, that sexy devil
also Coentrao, insert ~

Said who?
But Mourinho had unlimited funds and still didn't win SHIT in the CL.
Instead he memed it with Porto and Inter.

He cucked Pep so hard with that win that Pep become one more refugee looking for asylum in your country.

>Said who?
>But Mourinho had unlimited funds and still didn't win SHIT in the CL.

Is this trollposting or what? I don't believe you are stupid enough to contradict yourself within two lines so I'm going to have to assume you are trying to trick me, correct?

The sun. I believe Portugal gets more sunlight in a year than any other european country.

He sure "cucked" him with that one win in, what, 4? years.. :^)

These statements aren't contradictory, Jamaal.

Portuguese people are disguting, more news at 11.

>>Said who?
Implying nobody is saying money predicts any sort of success.
>>But Mourinho had unlimited funds and still didn't win SHIT in the CL.
Implying you are discrediting Mourinho because he spent money and had no success.

Directly contradictory. Blatantly contradictory.

:-)

>spics
>not obnoxious

Pick one mexican!!

Eusebio was the best Portugese player of all time desu

yes, beating the greatest team of all time in a league is quite a fucking accomplishment.

>the greatest team of all time
:-)

Hahahaha as if USA is not the most arrogant thing in the world, and for good reason

Tell me more.

The sun is power

I meant us not United States, but it works kek

most of the Portuguese here in Toronto are all obnoxious assholes as well. it's just in our blood m8.

The more sunlight you get the more degenerate you are though. It has its drawbacks.

You are a spic.

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>American """"banter""""

No, we have more in common with Africa than with spic countries.
The Alberto Barbosa meme is no meme.
Look at our next big thing in sports, blacker than black itself.

>getting BTFO in 2 world wars
>slowly but surley becoming a muslim country
>germany

Pick 3 nazi cunt.

>actually being a nigger country already
Why are you this angry, LeFatso?

>Germans and Americans fighthing
>literally the 2 greatest mistakes of mankind
nuke each other pls

>he doesn't know about the real goat

Sorry, no.

90% of elite athletes are narcissists, Ronaldo is just a special type of narcissist which gets him more publicity. He's insecure in a weird way, where he doesn't feel that he's good enough so he has to prove how good he is at all times. I have a friend with the same kind of weird insecurity. Doesn't matter though, like I said most athletes are super full of themselves and they may just not say it all the time. Messi is the rare exception because he is a genuine autist, but almost every great major American athlete is huge egomaniac. Tom Brady, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, are all narcissists on par with Ronaldo, they just aren't as insecure and attention seeking about it.

tl;dr its normal for an elite athlete to be an egomaniac and theres nothing wrong with portugal

t. alberto barbosa

niggers>muslims

>not including Eusebio in that statement

you should consider suicide

sorry, but the French feeling of superiority is better than yours

THATS FUCKING CREEPY LOL

thats not figo

why doesn't mourinho manage the portugese national team? it would improve both their legacies if they win anything

Fully agreed desu, I have never seen a group of people more unjustifiably arrogant than the French. It's like everyone in the country still thinks that it's 1761.

if either one was balding they would be way more humble

Because he knows that not even him can bring success to Portugal and thus he doesn't want to ruin his image

I miss Mourinho, lads...

When is he coming back?

You're Portuguese.

Chief keef.wmv

messi has such good hair

i i had his hair i'd seriously be a 8/10

fml

>tfw humble GOAT

Nothing. What is wrong is the stupid idea of every public figure must be humble and crap.

What are they talking about, Sup Forums?

Tough luck lad, chin up

also pepe

POO

>humblebragging

Nothing worse.

that goes hand in hand with trying hard to be the best

this is the correct answer.

most people cannot name any other portuguese people apart from these two
aka they are practically royal

It's the shove. Media shoves football hard. The news often opens with football news. News channels dedicate 50% of time to football(conservatively).

>Sent her a message on facebook about a year after our classes ended asking if she wanted to catch up. Message read but no reply. I messaged her again but again read with no reply so I gave up.
Perfect normal behavior for portuguese girls.
Why don't they just tell us to fuck off like other girls from other countries do?

>Black
>Spanish surname

He can win all the gold balls in the next decade, will never root for.

Nothing wrong with being the best and acting like it. Besides, Ronaldo is legitimately a pretty good human being too. Fake humbleness is so much worse.

Mourinho got a better defensive record overall. And many, many more goals scored.

US is good at dumb arrogance, bragging about not knowing things, their gold chains and the likes. The people who actually achieve something in US and A, are pretty humble.

>Why don't they just tell us to fuck off like other girls from other countries do?
Most people don't do that. Unless there was a heavy emotional investment, the person isn't worth the time it takes to write "fuck off"

Besides it's awkward as fuck after such a time.

What good reason do you have? Having the best natural resources while being surrounded by weak nations and oceans?

>racist
>current year

what happened? got cucked by some negrito?

shut the FUCK up you cuckommunist

Pepe

Figo

my electrician is portuguese, he is a sporting fan and i only knew him because i was talking about Liedson in a bar and he started to talk to my group of friends and he is a pretty cool guy

>I messaged her again

C U C K O L D

t2bh.

>Brasil talking shit about heritage

Nani

>and thus he doesn't want to ruin his image

should have retired 6 years ago if he didnt want to ruin his image