OFFICIAL MINNESOTA TWINS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

'Till Death Do Us Collapse edition.

Nolasco vs Latos. Lets see if Latos goes to 5-0 tonight (probably not).

First pitch 7:10PM CST. Ready for a dead thread? I know I am.

I'm ready to get swept

Back to the basement we go.

Please sweep the shitty teams... 9-4 against the good teams is great, but please dont do the Sox thing where they play down to shitty teams.

>someone is ded in the stands
Fucking hell.

Game hasn't even started and someone is already kill?

What stupid fucking tattoos

Looked like an older woman.

Either something medical like a stroke, or perhaps it's an allergic reaction to something she may have eaten.

Latos pls

what happened

>being allergic to ballpark food

throw her out in the middle of the Dan Ryan and leave her there

I wonder if the shitposting will be turned down tonight.

My dad is watching The Voice instead of hockey or the Twins

Is he a homo?

Medical emergency behind the dugout.

No, she wasn't shot.


Just speculating. Perhaps she realized she was gonna be watching the Sox and had a heart attack.

>Plouffe still hitting in between Sano and Park
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yup lucky you got born before he turned. things go a little different and the seed that became you would've just been left in some random dudes butthole.

broo that was awful

>Abrooo
That was almost Dnnn tier.

E 6
6

right the ship again please
Latos, Sale and Q at home against the worst team in the league, it should be easy right?

>tfw someone on the other team has the same last name as you

should be. other than that angles series the Sox have beaten the teams they should beat.

Of course not.

MELKMAN

what about the rays

Based Melky

THANK YOU BASED MELK MAN

FUCK YEAH MELKY

Fuck you Mauer.

It's Minnesota, so yes

>the applause sign's on

my bad, forgot about that one.

actually of the three bad teams the sox have played this year they've swept one series, split another and lost that rays one. sox are decent against bad teams.

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Oof our defense has been terrible this year

not Mauer

Ok Cheddar.

Dozier

Molitor

>white kids dabbing
>on camera

nope

>tfw my friend wants to dab when we walk during college graduation

he gone

Nunez

nope

Bonds

>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Plouffe

there are 25 names on the Twins I will get this. Or this is elaborate bait and I'm getting rused.

>GIDPlouffe

I'm better off watching the latest episode than I am watching this game, aren't I

kek
nooo

>2k16
>not having friends

Tfw twins best player is an asian meme

Latos pls

Park

And mauer

>our RBI leader is flirting with the Mendoza line
>our leading HR hitter only hits solo shots
>none of this matters because of the Twins' pitching staff

>all the gooks are good
>sox didn't get any of them

>dont have a friend in 2016
What'cha gonna do about it. Fite me.


Dozier is asian?

Things were looking up last season....

no I'll give you 3 more guesses. (you've used 7)

>fat, ugly, european weaboo
no wonder you have no friends

ASIAN MEME MAGIK

Come on Latos

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Doziers from mississippi, so yeah asia.

>latos

wew
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based caesar salad man

Fuck yeah Salad.

Avi gettin' hits

Leadoff single

Come on runs!

if Avi can continue this for 2 or 3 more months I might believe

THANK YOU BASED EATON

BASED

getting thrown out at 2B is what scored Saladino. w/ JAX on deck I get the strategy.

That's good eaton!

>Eaton out at second
Thanks for the runs though.

the real question is why is jackshit hitting second, even worse than rollins

see
They probably would've gotten Saladino at home, but they took the easier out at 2nd to (essentially) end the inning.

I dont think they want to mess up Lawrie.

Get your shit together Latos

this fucking prize shelf

Latos pls

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DIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO

E L I T E
A
T
O
N

MOTHERFUCKING ADAM EATON

eaton = god

>He's Eaton them alive

Eaton is just incredible

ABROOOO!

BROO BROO

JOSAVIOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

ABROOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOSAVIORRRRRR

>the ballyard

Nice fielding Latos

Awwe hell

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Latos pls

>scott carroll
oh shit why

Because Johnson a shit and there's no one else other than Gonzalez.

>How do I read the video title

>carroll will come in soon and blow the lead
oh boy

C'mon sox don't JUST this shit up

>this fucking weather

Blowing leads is what they do best. See the 2014 season.