This is your only chance of getting good at football, USA

This is your only chance of getting good at football, USA.

Plus their children would look cute.

I am okay with it

I thought he was already pounding Chloe Moretz

But nerman is a cuckold

USA could have a Messi tier player and still not care, idk why. The World Cup will always be the only soccer thing USA cares about because it's short enough to finish up within our short attention spans.

>USA could have a Messi tier player and still not care,
>idk why.
it's because that's a lie, that's why. and he'd probably play some more autistm-suited game, like baseball.
but he'd be pressure to play something else as he 'grew up' in there.

>USA could have a Messi tier player and still not care
We did, his name was Freddy Adu. And we all know how that turned out.

>her hobbit feet

Agreed it wouldnt make it that much more popular in general but an American Messi would be the most popular athlete in the country. Lance Armstrong became an A-lister playing a sport literally no one cares about

I want to watch them have sex

lance was a dick that beat cancer that was his appeal
just like John McEnroe

Why does the USWNT like to get BROWNED?

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LGTSS
>white """""""""""""""" men"""""‘"""""""""""""

>an American Messi would be the most popular athlete in the country

No, he wouldn't be. An American Messi would be the most popular American athlete in the world, but not within the US itself.

Neymar is ugly as fuck

But Freddy adu wasn't messi tier he was just decent, Americans need results to get excited

Sharizah gurrrlllll get in fuhmaychun I din een knoe you been postin the Darkmatter shiez for all the mayo loving cis yt scum on foahchan

#SLAY
#BlackLivesMatter
#Formation
#Lemonade
#WhiteMaleTears

>Implying CR7 isn't already providing us with our own TSUUUUU Army with 1 recruit already produced and 1 more on the way

>tfw Shevchenko has three sons with an American

Sometimes cucking can be a positive thing lads.

>americuckolds

Brooklyn Beckham is pounding Chloe.

CR7 is gay as fuck.

Exactly why he has surrogate American mothers having his sons.

TSUUUU Nation will rise.

The American Messi rode the bench on some div2 college basketball team and now works as an accountant.

The American Ronaldo played wide receiver in high school but got injured and went on to be a travel agent.

I'd rather just have a competent youth development system, but I guess that sort of thing is too fucking much for US Soccer.

Literally who is that?

She looks like pornstar Priya Price

>this assblasted white pussy
that's why Alex Morgan wants brown meat, because you're a bitch

You retards fell and keep believing that shitsmann meme, you deserve everything you get

Who is this semen demon?

i think his name is nerman, he plays for brazil or argentina or something?

no cpress shouldn't sully herself with giving birth.

she should just stick with her doges

Brazil.. he's too white to play for Argentina

he looks legitimately homosexual

>one-piece swimsuit

is she a mormon?

>green eyes
>soft skin
>great body
>dark hair
>plays football

is she a 10 lads?

She's religious, don't think she's mormon though

Fuck off, this guys a fag. Most guys that play soccer are... Christen deserves way better than some fuckin twink going thru his 15 minutes of fame.

>an American Messi would be the most popular athlete in the country
So, so wrong

it's the only acceptable choice

literally who is she? 6/10

Who is this Mexican?

>not liking one piece swimsuits
You dissappoint me, Cervantes.

>>one-piece swimsuit

Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior commonly known as Neymar or Neymar Jr.

we already have the best young soccer player on the planet

Is that Eva Lovia, the pornstar?

She's cute but really low test like most athletic women. Not good breeding stock.

our country is already full of spics and we still don't have a good national soccer team. just face it, it's not going to happen. why would you want a bunch of second generation mexican immigrants representing us on the world stage anyway.

Holy fuck I've never seen a more embarrassing, ill-informed post.

Mexicans are shit at football, if you want good footballers you have to go for italian or portuguese genes.

everything below our southern border is mexico as far as i'm concerned.

Mexico has lots of Mexicans and they still suck at soccer. The only decent usmnt players are black or white. Not really any Mexicans

There are otherways of achieving trophies, fingering assholes and crying ln National television Is pretty low but If you're willing to stoop to chile levels you might just have a chance.

one pice swimsuits is what hoes are wearing these days m8, get with the times