1. ur cunt

1. ur cunt
2. worst thing youve ever done

usa
i traveled to japan, impregnated 2 women, and i never came back haha

i traveled to usa and impregnated op's mom

1. flag
2. posted in this shitty thread

I tried to be nice to seagulls and gave them a piece of food

t. takeo shinji

accidentally my whole fuckery s mh f am t bh

Killed a horse

Hello duddley-do-right, how the fuck did you manage that?

Nice try, FBI.

Didn't kill it, but I left the gate open and it wondered out before getting hit by a truck later

Its blood is on your hands.

He was young too

>feed seagulls french fries
>dip one in hotsauce and throw it out to them
>their yelps of anguish
I knew one guy who'd throw a cigarette into the mix but that's just cheating them.
My hope is that they'll develop a tolerance to spicy food and begin flocking around curry places.

What if you threw chicken as well. Would the seagulls develop a taste for chicken? Will they attack chicken coops en masse?
Imagine seeing hundreds of seagulls terrorize a chicken farm.

Finland
Beat up an immigrant

Chicken fries*

What if I moved to Finland? Would you beat me up too?

kill your self, rapist.

How can you be sure you got them pregnant?

are you curious if they turned out into extreme gentlemen?

Or sacrificed to satan or some other shit?

He was a nigger so it's all good

Also, Ive set my arch enemy's home on fire.

ever since then I've had pyromanic tendencies

stepped on a snail

Wew lad

You don't happen to speak with a Finn sometimes and play minecraft with an Estonian cuck?

Nope

japan

i forced 12 americans to eat fuggin salad
without dressing

Just being sure brähh

1. japen
2. I followed an american tourist under the influence of alcohol at night.

By the way, perhaps are you the guy who raped me at that time?
Fortunately your sperm soon failed to function just like your penis.

BURNED!!!

Your handlers need to get their shit together

>my life dream
>worst thing

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1. Flag
2. I forgot to flush when i used a restroom in Paraguay

I almost repeated a grade, twice

You give them a new brother

>France
>Almost killed someone when I was 4.