God-Tier Rap Lines

God-Tier Rap Lines

>Oh my god is that a Black Card?
>I turn around and reply, "why yes,
>but I prefer the term 'African American Express'"

>Visualizing the realism of life and actuality
>Fuck who's "the baddest"; a person's status depends on salary

>all of the lights

something wrong
i hold my head
MJ gone
our nigga dead

>no church in the wild

coke on black skin make a stripe like a zebra
i call that jungle fever

>3 kings (rick ross verse)

I'm just tryna be a billionaire
Come and suck a dick for a millionaire

>hate it or love it

Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next morning niggas done stole my bike

>lord knows (rick ross verse)

Only fat nigga in the sauna with Jews


also theres many others i cant remember off the top of my head

>money longer than a nascar race

>ever so clear
But it's fucked up I had to lose an eye to see shit clearly

>Mind so sharp, I fuck around and cut my head off

damn

She cut me off cold turkeyyyyyyy
All my diamonds cold like cold soda

REAL GS MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA

>bingo
I’m icey as an icicle
So much money, bitch, I valet park my bicycle

I GOT ME A CAR
IT SEATS ABOUT 20

SO COME ON
AND BRING YOUR JUKE BOX MONEY

What's a Black Beatle anyway?
A fucking roach?

>Couldn't afford a car
>So she named her daughter Alexis

>Killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit
>Mayonnaise colored Benz; I push miracle whips

>Visualizing the realism of life and actuality
What does this mean?

>mom's spaghetti

Im the slickest there is
Im the quickest there is

Did I say I'm the slickest there is?

>I'm just trying to be a Billionaire
>Come and suck a dick for a millionaire

I love GFID but I never got this line. Could someone explain it to me?

>Villain get the money like curls
>They just tryin' to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world
>Land of milk and honey with the swirls
>Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls

Posting a classic

>So I typed a text to a girl I used to see
>Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
>And I apologize if this message gets you down
>Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-seed 'round town
>And hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smilin'
>Wetness all around me, true but I'm no island
>Peninsula maybe, it makes no sense, I know crazy
>Give up all this pussy cat that's in my lap, no lookin' back
>Spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors
>They dip as quick as they can, the atmosphere is now ripped
>I'm so like a pimp, I'm glad it's night
>So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
>When I shoot the moon, high jump the broom
>Like a preemie out the womb, my partner yelling "too soon
>Don't do it! Reconsider, read some liter-
>-ature on the subject. You sure? Fuck it
>You know we got your back like chiroprac-tic
>If that bitch do you dirty we'll wipe her ass out in some detergent
>Now hurry hurry go on to the altar
>I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya:
>Keep your heart, Three Stacks, keep your heart
>Hey keep your heart, Three Stacks, keep your heart
>Man these girls is smart, Three Stacks, these girls is smart
>Play your part...play your part."

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Shit got hot, you sent Feds to my spot
Took me to court, tried to take all I got
'Nother intricate plot, the bitch said I raped her
"Damn, why she wanna stick me for my paper?"
My Mo-sci-no hoe, my Ver-sa-ce hottie
Come to find out, you was fuckin everybody
You knew about me, the fake ID
Cases in Virginia, body in D.C.
Woe, oh is me, that's what I get for trickin
Pay my own bail, commence to ass kickin
Lick in the door, wavin the four-four
All you heard was, "Poppa don't hit me no more"
Disrespect my click, my shit's imperial
Fuck around and made her milkbox material
You feel me? Suckin dick, runnin your lips
'Cause of you, I'm on some real fuck a bitch shit, uhh..

He's realizing that in reality your social status doesnt depend on who is "the baddest" but rather how much money they earn.

nigga

Do not stand still, both show skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills

> theres more
she want all of the dick i give majority of the dick

>One for the money
>two for the better green
>3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

Every 3000 guest verse deserves to be in this thread. Especially Sorry, What a Job, and the GOAT Sixteen

You ain't never seen a nigga on a horse?
You ain't seen Chief Keef's new Porsche?

That shit never fails to make me laugh

Are you fucking 12?

no im 23, theyre jsut verses that make me smirk when i hear them

>and i aint even pledge
>crack my head on the steering wheel and i aint even dead
>if i could go through all that and still be breathing
>bitch bend over im here for a reason

>Yeezy Yeezy what's good?
>It's ya boy Max B, what's going on?
>Just Checking in on you
>Appreciate the love and support
>The Wave is here
>You a wavey dude anyway, so you already know
>Ain't no problem man the game...
>You already know how this game thing goes
>Do your wave nigga
>You got the official wave man
>Just, just doing you
>Doing you, doing your wave
>And keep it loopy, I know you're gonna keep it loopy man
>Shoutout, just shout you out
>Hollering at you man, it's all love
>I appreciate the energy
>And we here, hit the town, we do something big
>We gonna make a big tsunami up in this joint
>You already know what it is ahhhh
>Silver surfer
>Silver surfer in the flesh
>Silver surfer in the flesh
>Max Bigavelli shout to Yeezy
>What's good, I see you
>It's love, appreciate it
>It's honor, appreciate it
>Uh, wavey, baby, yeah

This is an insane verse

you have very low standards

>filling her up with my E-rection
>splitting her open like a C-section
>im taking this rape to a new direction
>from sodomy to a live dissection

He's not a billionaire yet but you can still praise him even though he's just a millionaire

verse of the year

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis
>THE GOAT

>Do a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a rabbit?
>huhuhuhuhuhuh

>What? You ain't never seen a nigga on a horse?

>You ain't seen Chief Keef's new Porsche?

>Naw, you ain't seen shit yet, better not forget that spit it like I chain smoke Newports


Mick Jenkins - Martyrs

Complete shit you underage retards and I'm only half way through the thread

That line makes me sad, t b h.
That's like 600 dollars in 2016 money.
Dude just wants to be able to spend money on video games.

>I've never seen a diamond in the flesh.

...

>im a lyrical
>spiritual
>lyrical induvidual
>lyrical
>spiritual
>lyrical

One of those is from a B-52s song you salty cunt.

>B-52s
>Rap

That's the point..?
Salty cunt ref'd a post that was a b-52s lyric, because he's a salty cunt and doesn't know what jokes are.

SWEET JONES

Are you retarded b-52's aren't rap so why did you post it in a rap lyrics thread. I don't see the joke

I didn't post it.
>complete shit you underage retards
Implies salty cunt thought it was a rap lyric.
I can't explain any simpler for you.

lyrical spiritual individual

I didn't recognize it because it's mediocre lyrics from a song that came out 50 years ago, they're still bad lyrics from a song that isn't even rap, kill yourself

Man are you the same faggot who said a rap song was bad because it was old yesterday? You type the same and you're a just as dumb. Love Shack came out in '89, dicklick.
Man, I can't wait for school to be back in session.

Talking shit about Andre3000
killurselfmate

Hashtag my day wear and your girl drink my day care
And I'm born rich, life ain't fair (silver spoon coon, ho)
Ain't nobody sicker and my Fisker, "vroom, vroom," ho
Ain't nobody—
Fiskers don't make noise when they start up...
Just so you know

>I am runnin' this bitch
>You are just a dog walker

Came to post this, fucking perfect.

Ghostface has a line kinda like that too. Where you can't really comprehend how he pulled it off

>Lightning rod fever heaters, knock-kneed a Sheeba for hiva
>Diva got rocked from the receiver bleeder