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only island dwellers allowed

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Australia is a continent
If you're not from tasmania you better fuck off

Is there a chance the track could bend?

What did he mean by this?

i'm on a peninsula, does that count?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

nah some bloke goes to mcdonalds to pick it up and whacks on about 20% for himself

The union was the most important event in human history 2bqh

GIVE ME A FINNISH GF NOW

Obviously, it's how courts work. We think they're fair but in reality it's no better than shit tv that completely ruins people over innocent activities, it's just more detailed.

Imagine how easy it would be to fuck you over just for coming here.

>And the defendant, your honour, also visited a well known extreme pornographic and racist website known as Sup Forums.
>The defendant took part in the online community known for posting the green cartoon frog associated with recent 'alt-right' racism.
>In some of examples of his messages, he asked for pictures of slags, presumed to mean underage girls, and joked about his social crippling anxiety as well as by posting racist comments.
>This is a very sick, twisted and mentally disturbed young man

So are we technically en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

WAKE ME UP

Is it safe?

why was I destined not to find love

there's nothing wrong with me

They have less land borders than us. We cant judge them just because their an especially large island

Do you sympathise with Poleaboo?

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>the unpaid ombudsman

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going to bed, hope that this roman catholic general prays for me to not wake up. god bless

wearing my hair slicked back from now on lads just tried it and it looks much better

Just took the estrogen pills again lads

Absolute LOVING this creep's pathetic victim narrative lads.

christ alive

>tfw my internet history is filled with some of the most insane, sporadic searches imaginable due to arguing about shit on Sup Forums
Starting a thread talking about Assassin's Creed 3 or some shit and by the end, everyone's arguing over abortion and the legality and morality of beastiality lends itself to a lot of information gathering that must look positively mental to anyone outside of Sup Forums.

yes

Which one gives better head, /brit/?

But it doesn't even go to Glasgow

Greater Glasgow has close to 2 million people living in it

I hope poley at least takes out bastard dad before topping himself

Is poleaboo going full Islamist now?
He's certainly both physically and mentally ugly enough to make a Wahhabi Cleric.

I luv u :))))))))))
* Snuggles*

I think Poleaboo is obviously suffering from some issues and whilst what he did was inexcusable, I do feel there are underlying problems that people in position of power to help him have missed or neglected to act upon.

Exactly, now imagine your jury is made up of norms and a load of old women who still can't come to terms with email. It will sound horrific to them and you'd be fucked.

Brexit, Trump... what's next?

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>the one Scottish mong who desperately tries to claim Birmingham isn't the second city of the UK

>before topping himself
We all know he's a bottom

got the chrimbo prezzies from the rents early

Can't do that because I have too much hair and my hair is very straight, can just about out it sideways

One on the right

The one on the left has a piercing for the meme but she's clearly more inhibited than the right

I did something bad but I don't deserve to be expelled over it

LE PEN
VIVA NATIONAL FRONT
VIVA FRANCE

Absolutely 100% convinced that I'm charismatic enough to explain away all of my internet history and have people side with me. Silver fucking tongued tbqh.

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goodnite

Yeah mate, good luck with that against a barrister who makes a living out of getting people prosecuted and creating a professional narrative.

How do yanks live with being from any state except California, New York or Vermont

That's like winning the lottery, only to find out you only got 3 numbers

Hofer in early December, most likely, seeing as his opponent was already caught rigging the first election.

Tbh poley probably just needed a good shag and he wouldn't have been so weird

If I was killing then myself and my father wouldn't be on the top of the list

The only cause I fight for is my own

MIGHT give that NHS psych a go

>VIVA NATIONAL FRONT
>VIVA FRANCE

divorced british pussy the thickest cream

Not saying that m8, just saying that Glasgow's comparable in terms of population and economy to Manchester and Birmingham

We're talking about differences of +/- 10%

Good lad

right

countries begin leaving the EU en masse

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You have no idea just how silver tongued I am. My biggest asset is being able to catch people out on shit they're trying. I'd have that barrister discredited within the first 15 minutes. Guaranteed.

gas the jews

Oregon, Washington, Colorado and certain cities dotted throughout the interior are worth living in 2bqh

ty m8

>tfw you finally get gud on dark souls
I FEEL IT
ALL THIS POWER

just watched john oliver for the first time, people sure weren't memeing about the "current year" thing

he must have said 2016 atleast 200 times in half an hour

Tbh user probably just needed a good shag and he wouldn't have been so weird

>Oregon, Colorado

What's good there?

high tier post

I live in hawaii, so looks like I'm welcome

>An email that was accidentally sent to all the NHS's staff in England has caused havoc.
>One of the health system's employees fired off the message on Monday morning without realising they had copied in 840,000 of their co-workers.
>The action quickly clogged up the system and was exacerbated by users hitting "reply all" to complain.


Ah yes, an obvious mistaken email, I will reply to all 840000 people

Both are disasters and anti-establishment politicians never win anything ever again

who's user?

He's naming blue states because he's a cuck

we are all user

except for that tripfag

>harmless flirting with girl at work
>have wife
>girl at work finishes with her boyfriend
>hints she has a spare ticket to a band I like
>say I'm broke
>says it would be going to waste anyway so don't worry about paying for it
>o-okay

what do I do guys, I think she likes me, but I'm in a happy relationship.

The absolute STATE of the NHS

it's just a prank

Correct choice.

She's an amazing sucker of cocks.

Absolutely SCREECHING at all these neckbeards with receding hairlines going apeshit over the Ghost in the Shell trailer

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I got angry just reading that. People pull that shit in work for distribution lists of like 40 people.

Then over the week you'll get a handful more as people come off leave.

It's so retarded.

What's more retarded is letting more than a handful of people in whitehall have permission to use the "literally every fucking one" dist list

>Donald Trump is refusing the presidential salary
>he said "I won't even take one dollar"
>Trump is literally doing it for free
MEME PRESIDENT

That happened in my company, the people who reply are ebin jokers

I can't stomach even 1 minute of watching of that slimy cunt, he just spends 30 minutes waffling bullshit along with his exaggeratedly shit humour.

apologise for eating captain cook you cunt

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just go, ride the wave

>i'm in a happy relationship.

obviously not

just had a endorphin rush when I remembered I'm 6'3.

Pretty high standard of living, good outdoors and Portland and Denver are pretty cool

Nah, I'd live in some places in Texas but there's too many horribly depressing middle of nowhere towns to call it a decent state overall

he gets $1 doesn't he?

Daily reminder I got trips confirming that I will indeed make it

molyneux must be doing his nut

Unironically cannot see the supermoon

why is it being shy lmao

I WANTED A GIC

But considering I'm feeling homicidal and suicidal this might be best

CLEANING UP WASHINGTON FOR NO COMPENSATION

Do you reckon establishment politicians see Trump like we see the Janny?

how much does he have to do to win over the leftists

youtube.com/watch?v=KtY5H3suPtM

He's such a shit tb h

It's completely fucked in England but it's coping (altough stretched) in the other home nations

Like you'd know m8

Same, they should instantly just dismiss people who reply all to those things for basic lack of IT skills or an inability to use common sense.

>Hurrrr I can clearly see it's a mistake
>This is my one chance to be outraged and get all uppity
>I'll reply to all 840k people saying UNSUBSCRIBE ME as if that one email was ruining my day.